The Best 35 Lewis Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lewis jokes. There are some lewis johnson jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lewis harrison puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lewis Jokes and Puns

Fun Super Bowl Game:

Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you.

Superbowl Killing It

Yeah go ravens. Ray lewis is litterly "killing" the other team. He is practicly "driving" through them. I think he is "drunk" with happiness.

What is the only way Aaron Hernandez can avoid getting arrested and going to prison?

Call Ray Lewis for tips on how to properly get away with murder

Lewis joke, What is the only way Aaron Hernandez can avoid getting arrested and going to prison?

How do you say Ray Lewis in Spanish?

Aaron Hernandez

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What did Ray Rice' fiancΓ© say after their long night on the town?

"I'm beat."

Did you guys hear about the new Ray Lewis action figure?

Batteries included.

If it makes you feel any better I made the joke up a few months ago and it was a Chris Brown joke, but with Rice being topical and all.

Lewis and Clark

Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo.

The scout took them out in the morning and put his ear to the ground. After a while, he said "Buffalo come."

Lewis asked the scout, "How do you know?"

The scout said, "Face sticky."

Lewis joke, Lewis and Clark

Did you hear the one about Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis, George Foreman and Floyd Mayweather Jr in queue at the bank?


What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

"I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"

Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is..

I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication.

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?


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So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran...

Well, you know what they say...
Orange is the new black.

So Nicole Scherzinger has gone from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Guess orange really is the new black.

This years Best Actor nominations.

*A film I haven't seen

*Some guy playing a real person

*Defiantly not gonna win

*Don't really care

*Daniel-Day Lewis

TIL the first commodity traded across the USA was jaweia.

Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast.

My fiancΓ© said the funniest thing out of context today.

Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat Seaman.

Lewis joke, My fiancΓ© said the funniest thing out of context today.

Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion?

A: A very merry unbirthday.

Johnathon Ross got caught stealing from John Lewis

He said it was a whisk he was willing to take

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

People used to say my jokes were bad until I put a cape on them

Now they're super bad

Credit to Jeff Lewis Neal from the rise guys Morning Show

Did you hear that Daniel Day Lewis is retiring from acting?

My left foot he is!

Daniel Day Lewis retired from acting today...

meaning Daniel Day Lewis' next movie is about a retiree.

BREAKING: Jack Black and Lewis Black arrested after fight outside NYC comedy club.

A classic case of Black on Black crime

What did Robocop say when he saw Lewis adjusting the settings on the stereo in the cruiser?

"Stay out of treble."

I feel like Daniel Day Lewis every time I floss...

because there will be blood.

Arthur C Clarke, CS Lewis & JRR Tolkien walk into a bar...

Clarke, Lewis and Tolkien walk into a bar arguing about how characters should travel.

Clarke says they should take a spaceship and Tolkien says they should walk. Lewis says that can just step through a wardrobe.

When asked how that's possible Lewis says "Narnia business"

What do you get when you cross C.S Lewis and a Commodore?

The Lionel Ritchie and the Wardrobe

Carl Lewis goes to a golf club

The doorman stops him and says, sorry mate, no blacks.

Carl says, "What?"

The doorman has to concede, "Yeah sorry mate, it's a bit unconventional nowadays but this is an all white golf club. But there is another Golf Club about 10 minutes down the road..."Carl: "But I'm Carl Lewis" Doorman: "Alright, 5 minutes down the road then"

What's the difference between Daniel Day Lewis and a Mexican Salamander?

One acts a little, one acts a lottle

Huey Lewis and the Algebra Teachers have released a new single.

It's hip to (b*b).

Why does Huey Lewis like raising things to the second power?

Because it's hip to be squared

Lewis & Clark should get the world record for most picnics.

What can Lewis Hamilton do what Hitler couldn't?

Finish a race.

Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customers salsa.

I'm sure Jerry Lee Lewis wrote a song about that.

What do you call it when someone dies on the Lewis and Clark Expedition?

Corpse of Discovery

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