Lewis Jokes

56 lewis jokes and hilarious lewis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lewis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Enjoy these hilarious jokes about Lewis namesakes such as Jerry Lewis, Lewis Grizzard, Lewis and Clark, and Lewis Black. Read on to see the best Lewis puns from Howard, Spencer, and Nicole. Learn about the Lewis structure and laugh away!

Funniest Lewis Short Jokes

Short lewis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lewis humour may include short eddy jokes also.

  1. Fun Super Bowl Game: Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you.
  2. Did you hear the one about Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis, George Foreman and floyd mayweather Jr in queue at the bank? Punchline
  3. What's the difference between Daniel Day Lewis and a Mexican Salamander? One acts a little, one acts a lottle
  4. So Nicole Scherzinger has gone from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Guess orange really is the new black.
  5. The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is.. I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication.
  6. BREAKING: Jack Black and Lewis Black arrested after fight outside NYC comedy club. A classic case of Black on Black crime
  7. What do you call it when someone dies on the Lewis and Clark Expedition? Corpse of Discovery
  8. Why does Huey Lewis like raising things to the second power? Because it's hip to be squared
  9. Superbowl Killing It Yeah go ravens. Ray lewis is litterly "killing" the other team. He is practicly "driving" through them. I think he is "drunk" with happiness.
  10. People used to say my jokes were bad until I put a cape on them Now they're super bad
    Credit to Jeff Lewis Neal from the rise guys Morning Show

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Lewis One Liners

Which lewis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lewis? I can suggest the ones about studio and smith.

  1. What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition? Jawea
  2. How do you say Ray Lewis in Spanish? Aaron Hernandez
  3. I would tell you how C. S. Lewis made his living... but it's narnia business
  4. Did you hear that Daniel Day Lewis is retiring from acting? My left foot he is!
  5. Lewis & Clark should get the world record for most picnics.
  6. I feel like Daniel Day Lewis every time I floss... because there will be blood.
  7. Huey Lewis and the Algebra Teachers have released a new single. It's hip to (b*b).
  8. What do you call a group of ravens? Ray Lewis
  9. Where does Jona Lewie do his Christmas shopping? Deba-Debenhams
  10. Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion? A: A very merry unbirthday.
  11. Is it fair to say Marvin Lewis' joke bout Johnny Manziel... went over everybody's head?
  12. What do Daniel Day Lewis and one-ply toilet paper have in common? "There will be blood."
  13. Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear? Sock-a-gawea.
  14. TIL Lewis Black is still alive.
  15. What does a Canadian Atheist say? Eh?
    - Eh Eh Lewis

Lewis Clark Jokes

Here is a list of funny lewis clark jokes and even better lewis clark puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • TIL the first commodity traded across the USA was jaweia. Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast.
  • How I remember Lewis and Clark's guide. Saca was a jew who works at EA.
  • My fiancé said the funniest thing out of context today. Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat s**....

Ray Lewis Jokes

Here is a list of funny ray lewis jokes and even better ray lewis puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Ray Lewis joke What did Ray Rice' fiancé say after their long night on the town?
    "I'm beat."
  • What is the only way Aaron Hernandez can avoid getting arrested and going to prison? Call Ray Lewis for tips on how to properly get away with m**...

Jerry Lewis Jokes

Here is a list of funny jerry lewis jokes and even better jerry lewis puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Tennessee man accused of dipping t**... in customers salsa. I'm sure j**... Lee Lewis wrote a song about that.
  • What's j**... Lewis's favorite vitamin? riboFLAVIN
Lewis joke, What's j**... Lewis's favorite vitamin?

Charming Humor Lewis Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about lewis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lewis pranks.

Lewis and Clark

Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo.
The scout took them out in the morning and put his ear to the ground. After a while, he said "Buffalo come."
Lewis asked the scout, "How do you know?"
The scout said, "Face sticky."

Arthur C Clarke, CS Lewis & JRR Tolkien walk into a bar...

Clarke, Lewis and Tolkien walk into a bar arguing about how characters should travel.
Clarke says they should take a spaceship and Tolkien says they should walk. Lewis says that can just step through a wardrobe.
When asked how that's possible Lewis says "Narnia business"

Did you guys hear about the new Ray Lewis action figure?

Batteries included.
If it makes you feel any better I made the joke up a few months ago and it was a Chris Brown joke, but with Rice being topical and all.

Carl Lewis goes to a golf club

The doorman stops him and says, sorry mate, no b**....
Carl says, "What?"
The doorman has to concede, "Yeah sorry mate, it's a bit unconventional nowadays but this is an all white golf club. But there is another Golf Club about 10 minutes down the road..."Carl: "But I'm Carl Lewis" Doorman: "Alright, 5 minutes down the road then"

What can Lewis Hamilton do what h**... couldn't?

Finish a race.

What do you get when you cross C.S Lewis and a Commodore?

The Lionel Ritchie and the Wardrobe

What did Robocop say when he saw Lewis adjusting the settings on the stereo in the cruiser?

"Stay out of treble."

Johnathon Ross got caught stealing from John Lewis

He said it was a whisk he was willing to take

So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran...

Well, you know what they say...
Orange is the new black.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

"I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"
Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Daniel Day Lewis retired from acting today...

meaning Daniel Day Lewis' next movie is about a retiree.

Lewis joke, Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion?

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