The Best 6 Lewd Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lewd jokes. There are some lewd vile jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lewd debauchery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lewd Jokes and Puns

A father caught his teenage son filming a lewd act on his cell phone with his girlfriend. He was outraged, having thought that he had raised his son to be better than this.

In his rage, he shouted, "Son! I never, ever want to see you film vertically ever again!"

Did you hear about the guy who was convicted for committing lewd acts on fruit at a grocery store? (Mildly NSFW)

He got off on a peel.

What search engine is best for finding lewd pictures?


What's something that starts with P and ends with ORN?

Popcorn. I saw your lewd smile back there.

Lewd Limerick

A bather whose clothing was strewed

By breezes that left her quite nude,

Saw a man come along

And, unless I'm quite wrong,

You expected this line to be lewd.

What do you call the ghost of a lewd Canadian rooster?

Boo-Cock-Eh? But only if you want him to come.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lewd raunch jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lewd vulgar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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