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11 leviticus jokes and hilarious leviticus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leviticus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Leviticus Short Jokes

Short leviticus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leviticus humour may include short gospel jokes also.

  1. The Bible says being gay is fine, as long as you're high. "A man who lays with another man should be s**...."
    - Leviticus 20:13 ESV
  2. By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly: "A man who lays with another man should be s**...." [Leviticus 20:13]
  3. The Bible says it's okay to be gay So long as you're high
    Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lies with another man he should be s**...."
  4. The Bible says it's ok to be gay if you've been smoking m**... Leviticus 20:13 "A man who lays with another man should be s**..."
  5. By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the Bible correctly: **"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
  6. He who lies with a man as with a woman must be s**... (Leviticus 20:13) Fortunately both are legal in Canada.
  7. The Bible actually advocates for p**... and homosexuality Leviticus:12 - "If a man lies down with another man, they both should be s**...."
  8. By legalizing m**... we understood the Bible correctly. "A man who lays with another man should be s**...." [Leviticus 20:13 esv]

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Leviticus joke, By legalizing m**... we understood the Bible correctly.

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What funny jokes about leviticus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bible jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leviticus pranks.

By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:

**"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
Edit1: a typo
Edit2: thanks for the gold humorous stranger!

A preacher is reaching....

...the end of his sermon. He tells the congregation "Now for next week, I need everyone to read Leviticus chapter 28. It ties into my sermon" A week passes. The preacher reached the pulpit and asked "How many of you read Leviticus chapter 28?" Everyone raised their hands. The preacher looked and said "Ladies and gentlemen, there is no 28th chapter to Leviticus. Now let me start my sermon on lying."

Leviticus

One shabbes, Rabbi Bloom told his congregation, "Next week, my sermon will be all about the sin of lying and to help you understand it better I would like you all to read Leviticus chapter 28 before next week."
The following shabbes, at the start of his sermon, Rabbi Bloom asked his congregation, "How many of you have read Leviticus 28?" Every hand went up.
Rabbi Bloom smiled and said, "Leviticus has only 27 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

LEGIT :)

Legalizing gay marriage and m**... at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be s**.... Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!

The Bible does not condemn homosexuality

The verse most people bring up is Leviticus 18:22, which says "Thou shall not lie with a man as thou would with a woman." This line has nothing to do with homosexuality.
What the verse actually means is that it's ok to lie when your wife asks if she looks fat but not when your buddy does.

Leviticus joke, He who lies with a man as with a woman must be s**... (Leviticus 20:13)