Levis Jokes

37 levis jokes and hilarious levis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about levis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Levis Short Jokes

Short levis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The levis humour may include short jokes also.

  1. Elton John discovered some high-end denims and decided to throw out his regular Levi's. He said good bye normal jeans.
  2. What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common "When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"
  3. Levi's is sueing a smaller company over pants It's because they tried to sell bootleg jeans
  4. Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve. Black Levi's Matter.
  5. Don MacLean lobbied for GM to be included in a carmaker tax He wanted to bring Chevy to the levy
  6. The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps. I guess he's in haute water now!
  7. What's the difference between a pair of Levi's jeans and a Muslims Beard? A pair of Levi's only has one fly.
  8. Trump says he wants to impose a major tax hike on companies researching the human genome He thinks congress will pass his Yuge Gene Levy
  9. Yo Momma is so s**... when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.

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Levis One Liners

Which levis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with levis? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What does a pair of Levi's and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom.
  2. What do you call a scientist who works for Levi's? A jeaniologist
  3. What do you call a one-legged woman wearing Levi's? Jean.
  4. I watched a documentary last night about how Levi's are made. It was riveting.
  5. What do you call a floating potato? A levi-tater.
  6. Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea? It runs in his jeans.
  7. Why was Levi Strauss successful? It's in his genes.
  8. If Harry Potter were about pirates: "It's Levi-O-sARRRRRRR"
  9. Why did Levi invent such nice trousers? Because he had good genes.
  10. What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst? God Dam It!
  11. I heard that America is banning Levi in all sorted nation wide. It's a jean-o-cide
  12. Why does Confederate levy on the people? Cuz we love TaxUs
  13. I heard grapes have more genes than us... But I doubt they have any as good as Levi's.
  14. Did you hear about the new levy on pushpins? It's a tacks grab!

Levis Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about levis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make levis pranks.

A blonde girl sets out to prove blonde aren't dumb

A blonde girl rents out a stadium and invites as many blondes as she can and sure enough 80,000 blondes fill the stadium and she films it all on live television. She invites a little 4 year old girl out in front of everyone and asks her what's 2+2? The little girl shivers and squeaks out T-three? The crowd erupts yelling Give her another chance! So they do and ask her again what's 2+2? The girl stands there for a moment before answering is it 4? The crowd starts chanting once again Give her another chance!

I saw an advert that read: Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.

I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.

Do you think charlie sheen admitted to being h**... positive on national television...

because it was easier than making phone calls?

I couldn't afford a nice television, so I just smoked a ton of w**... and read the dictionary.

High definition.

They prohibited television in Afghanistan

They call it,
the Telly Ban.

Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back.

Luckily I was the one facing the television.

My friend believes The Office is the best television show, and belittles anyone that thinks otherwise

I'm so tired of these Dwight Supremacists

I saw a black man running..

I was walking down the street one evening and I saw a black man running holding a television. I thought to my self "i wonder if that's mine", so I hurried back home and lo and behold it was still there, shining my shoes.

I saw an ad in a shop window, Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.

I thought, I can't turn that down.

A man goes to audition for an anchor position at a local tv station

A man goes to the television station auditioning for an anchor position.
He sits down in front of the camera and begins, soon it is obvious that he has a terrible stutter, and hisleft eye continuously winks.
The producer says, "Thank you for your audition, we'll let you know."
The man says, "W-w-wait a moment, I c-c-can fix this."
He opens his breifcase, and about 200 condoms fall out, he digs deeper and pulls out a bottle of aspitin.
He take a single aspirin, and then re-reads his copy perfectly, his wink having vanished.
The producer is dumbfounded, and he says, "Thanks fantastic, but what's with the condoms?"
The man says, "This is what they give you if you stutter and wink and ask for aspirin at the pharmacy.

Maybe Jesus didn't like your chocolates

So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice. There's a huge televised event with all the world leaders in attendance.
The Pope asks, "Do you know of Jesus Christ?"
The aliens say, "Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the planet every couple of years to say Hi!"
The Pope exclaims, "Every couple of years?? What!!?? We're still waiting for his second coming!"
The alien replies, "Maybe he didn't like your chocolate?"
The Pope is flabbergasted, "What does chocolate have to do with anything?"
The alien says, "Well when he came the first time, we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys give him?"
A very very Very old joke :)

The Flintstones

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,
but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

There are three ways to spread news

telegram, television and tellawoman.

So aliens from Mars comes down to Earth...

...And they're friendly! The leaders of the world and the aliens plan a huge televised event where the leaders can ask questions on whatever they want.
During this event, the pope is up to talk to the aliens.
"I know this question may sound odd to you gentlemen," the pope starts to ask, "but I was wondering if you and your kind knew about Jesus Christ?"
"Jesus Christ?!?" the alien leader exclaims, "how do we not! He swings by our planet every two years or so. Awesome guy!"
Now this obviously starts a huge debate within the UN, as this information now has implications to everything they knew. The pope, however, is not exactly a happy person as his brain is on other information.
"EVERY TWO YEARS OR SO?!?" The pope exclaims, "We've still been waiting for his SECOND coming!"
Trying to calm down the pope, the aliens say "Well maybe he didn't like your chocolate."
The pope, upon hearing this news, takes a few moments to calm down. When he finally regains his composure, he states calmly, "Forgive me, but what does chocolate have anything to do with this?"
The aliens respond, "Well when he was on our planet, we would give him huge boxes of chocolates. Why, what did you guys do when he was here?"

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Studies show that more Americans watch television...

than any other household appliance.

You know what my least favorite thing about network television is?

Find out after the break.

What follows 16 Sodium atoms into a bar?

The chemical symbol for sodium is "Na." The Batman television show theme is: "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batman!"

I faced the wrong way on live television.

Back to the studio.

Meaty urologist joke

By the way, why are all the weather forecasts on television given by meaty urologists?

A man goes to a garage sale.

He walks up to a brand new 50 inch flat screen television for $1.
Man - "Is that TV seriously $1?"
Owner - "Sure is, even comes with surround sound!"
Man - "What's the catch then?"
Owner - "Well the volume is stuck on high and it's always going to be loud."
Man - "Well I can't turn that down!"

I found a TV on the sidewalk in front of a house.

The owner had left a note. "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."
I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"

A group of elderly folks were watching television at the retirement home...

They were enjoying their show until it was time for a commercial break. Having nothing else to do, they stayed sitting and watched the commercials. Suddenly, one advertisement displayed attractive men and women in rubber bodysuits, latex clothing, and b**...-looking outfits. The elderly were aghast.
No one expected the Spandex intermission.