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My wife thought it would be fun if we each have a list of 3 people that would be OK to sleep with if given the chance.

**Her list:** Paul Rudd, Adam Levine, and Channing Tatum
**My list:** Her best friend Stephanie, that barista at our coffee shop, and my ex girlfriend

A jewish woman goes to the hospital to give birth to her son.

Unfortunately the baby boy is born without eyelids.
The jewish woman is hysterical and says: Doctor, doctor what am i going to do? My baby boy has no eyelids!
The doctor calmly replies: Missus Levine, don't worry your son is going to be circumcised so we can do a transplant and give him eyelids.
Missus Levine says: Doctor, doctor but I don't want a son that's gonna be cockeyed!
Doctor replies: But Missus Levine imagine what foresight he'll have!

Adam Levine Collection has a clothing line at Kmart

His clothes are half off there too

I don't know if this has been said before or nah but...

If Adam Levine dies, I guess he won't be Levine anymore.

Balanced diet...

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
—Alex Levine
(Both a quote and a chuckle.)

Martin Levine has passed away at the age of seventy-five. Mr. Levine had owned a theater chain here in New York. The f**... will be held on Thursday

at 2:15, 4:30, 6:30, 8:40, and 10:50.
David Letterman

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