The Best 8 Levi Jokes

Following is our collection of Levi jokes which are very funny. There are some levi prophets jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these levi pair puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Levi Jokes and Puns

I took levitation classes once

But I dropped out

Leviticus

One shabbes, Rabbi Bloom told his congregation, "Next week, my sermon will be all about the sin of lying and to help you understand it better I would like you all to read Leviticus chapter 28 before next week."

The following shabbes, at the start of his sermon, Rabbi Bloom asked his congregation, "How many of you have read Leviticus 28?" Every hand went up.

Rabbi Bloom smiled and said, "Leviticus has only 27 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common

"When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"

I took a levitation class last year...

I passed the first stage with flying colours, but then dropped out.

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.


Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

Why was Levi Strauss successful?

It's in his genes.

I heard that America is banning Levi in all sorted nation wide.

It's a jean-o-cide

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the levi genes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working levi naomi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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