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I had a r**... exam once.

It didn't go so well.
Apparently the doctor was having a bit of trouble with some blockage, so he put one hand on my shoulder to help with leverage. I could tell it was going badly when he put his other hand on my shoulder as well.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

A lentil on Trump's bed isn't leverage over the US government.

Russian comedian describes life in his country

"You tell them that two plus two is four. But they show you the edict: as of yesterday, it's five. You say: four. But now it's six. And those who said it was five are in prison. You yell: four! But they admitted to past missteps and made it clear that if we pull together, we can make it seven. And if we leverage, we can go as high as eight. You yell: four! But they look at you and shake their heads: we thought he was intelligent but he's like a broken record - four, four four. No vision, no fresh ideas, not like overseas!"

You say "two plus two equals four"

But they show you the edict: as of yesterday, it's five. You insist: four. But now it's six. And those who said it was five are in prison. You yell: four. But they admitted past missteps and made it clear that if we all pull together, we can make it seven. And if we leverage, we can even get up to eight. You yell: four. But they look at you like you're mentally challenged - we considered him intelligent, but he's like a broken record: four, four, four. No imagination, no vision. Not like overseas!
Source: comedian Viktor Koklyushkin talking about living in Russia

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