Level Jokes

Funniest Level Short Jokes

Short level jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The level humour may include short layer jokes also.

1. When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
2. I signed up for Binary 101, but failed it miserably. I had no idea it was a Level 5 course.
3. My 8 year old sister's joke: There were 12 fish in a pond. One of the dies. Why did the water level in the pond rise? -Because the other fish were crying.
4. Today I started an argument with my wife while riding in an elevator. I was wrong on so many levels.
5. Dad joke level grandpa: Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist? Because they're not-z's.
6. The iPhone X removes the home button. Meaning you'll be homeless on several different levels.
7. Did you know Nebraska has the highest level of depression and extra-marital activity? It's a sad state of affairs.
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8. I've heard that students in Death Valley get terrible grades. They never get above C level.
9. Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels.
10. I was looking for a Dating Simulator on steam. It said "Sorry, no matches found."
    The level of realism is incredible.

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Level One Liners

Which level one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with level? I can suggest the ones about depth and floor.

1. I think I'm failing my marine biology class My grade is below C level.
2. I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level
3. Why did the sailor ground his son? His grades were below sea level
   ^^im ^^so ^^sorry
4. I'm not a fan of elevator music. It bothers me on so many levels.
5. Elevators are more complex than you think. They work on so many levels.
6. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
7. Why can't fish pass high school? They're all below C level.
8. Why did the kid drown in school? He got below C level grades.
9. Why do pythons live on land? Because it's above C level.
10. My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level
11. Escalator Literature. a step by step guide to reaching new levels
12. At work I put my desk in the elevator This should take my career to a whole new level
13. How does one become a level 99 stripper? A lot of grinding.
14. I once told a racist joke in an elevator full of Asians.. It was wrong on so many levels
15. I once passed gas in an elevator, Which was wrong on so many levels.

Get On My Level Jokes

Here is a list of funny get on my level jokes and even better get on my level puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is getting high in netherlands is allowed ? So that they can be level with rest of the world.
• I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience!!!! That surprised me, i thought it was an entry level position. :(
• Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level
• Getting a job right out of college... ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING:
  Hiring recent college grads.
  REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and super powers.
• Is it easy to get a job at a restaurant? I don't have a lot of work experience, so ideally I'd be looking for an entree-level position.
• I applaud all the women who don't shave down there That's a level of self confidence I can really get behind.
• I got a fitbit to get a sense for my activity level After a few days of wearing it, it asked if I was a tree
• Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries
• My kindergartner already knows middle school level biology When I tell her to get her backpack, she points at me and says, "eukaryote!"
• I hate arguing with someone on an escalator It always gets taking to another level

Next Level Jokes

Here is a list of funny next level jokes and even better next level puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend, Pandora, wants to "take our friendship to the next level" I said I'm not really ready to open that box.
• I know a guy who takes denial to the next level. He doesn't believe in stairs.
• This guy and I were arguing in an elevator when all of the sudden it turned into a fist fight We really took it to the next level
• In the 1700s, Muslims invented the first condoms. They used goat intestines. Then in the next century, Europeans took the invention to the next level. They took the intestines out of the goat.
• Jesus was a gamer. After respawning he went to the next level.
• My father is a carpenter, and he was telling me about the new, state-of-the-art plumb bob that was just released... It really is next-level.
• [NO CRIME WITHOUT A MOTIVE] But what made seven eat nine? Seven knew that nine would carry the next one to a new level.
• Hey babe. I have been thinking about taking our relationship to the next level. I need someone that's smart, cute and funny.
  Let me know if you know somebody like that.
• I took my cheeseburger into the elevator. Just taking lunch to the next level.
• Seinfeld should have done an episode where they get stuck in an elevator. It would have really taken the whole 'show about nothing' to the next level.

Grade Level Jokes

Here is a list of funny grade level jokes and even better grade level puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My son handed me his report card and I asked him, Why is this wet? He said, My grades are below C level.
• Just found out my friend failed her oceanography course Apparently her grades were below C-level.
• Why don't Scuba Divers make good grades? They are always below C level.
• Guess what my grades and whales have in common? They rarely rise above "C" level. ᴴᵉˡᵖ
• first grade level joke why did the banana put on sun screen?
  answer: so it wouldn't peel!
• What is another name for ebonics? First grade reading level
• I bet I can guess what level of education you have from this simple quiz! Question 1) What was the last grade you completed?
• If you don't want your grades to sink like the titanic..... You should try to keep them above C level
• father:how are your grades son? son: underwater, dad
  father: underwater? what do you mean?
  son:they're below C level
• Valentines Day changes a lot the higher grade level you are In elementary, you got to get and give candies while getting compliments from everyone.
  In high school, you get shot.

Multi Level Jokes

Here is a list of funny multi level jokes and even better multi level puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Crime on multi-story car parks, it's wrong on so many levels.
• Paid multi-story car parking... Wrong on so many levels...
• Have you heard about the crime in multi-story parking decks? It's just wrong on so many levels.
• Someone came to the door asking if I've considered selling elevators to my friends and family. I'm so sick of Multi Level Marketing.
• Help! My wife has fallen victim to a new multi-level marketing pyramid scheme... We have to warn as many people as possible! If you tell three people, and they each tell three people...
• Why do you never see Jews involved in Multi-level-marketing? hsrOAAHSGikYAUFyysggh4wYuqtQsEWpP8NbTRMd2GqDcTitngRKnai4s9oRAFhsrOAAHSGikYAUFyysggh4wYuqtQsEWpP8NbTRM
• I'm in a multi level marketing scheme and making 750k per year. AMA

Spirit Level Jokes

Here is a list of funny spirit level jokes and even better spirit level puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the carpenter say when his spirit level broke? He literally could not even.
• How can you tell if a carpenter is happy? Check his spirit level.
• How do you flatten a ghost? With a spirit level.
• How do Ghosts lay foundations? With a spirit level!
• What floor do the ghost busters live on? The spirit level.

Comical Level Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about level you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grade jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make level pranks.