Level Jokes

183 level jokes and hilarious level puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about level that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your day with a chuckle – discover the funniest jokes about different levels in life! From Kindergarten to the top tier, explore the humor of spirit level, IQ level and more! Enjoy the elevation of laughter and learn a few jokes to share at the next level of your life!

Funniest Level Short Jokes

Short level jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The level humour may include short layer jokes also.

  1. When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
  2. I signed up for Binary 101, but failed it miserably. I had no idea it was a Level 5 course.
  3. My 8 year old sister's joke: There were 12 fish in a pond. One of the dies. Why did the water level in the pond rise? -Because the other fish were crying.
  4. Clever Insult joke If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
  5. Today I started an argument with my wife while riding in an elevator. I was wrong on so many levels.
  6. Dad joke level grandpa: Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist? Because they're not-z's.
  7. The iPhone X removes the home button. Meaning you'll be homeless on several different levels.
  8. Did you know Nebraska has the highest level of depression and extra-marital activity? It's a sad state of affairs.
  9. I've heard that students in Death Valley get terrible grades. They never get above C level.
  10. Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels.

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Level One Liners

Which level one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with level? I can suggest the ones about depth and floor.

  1. I think I'm failing my marine biology class My grade is below C level.
  2. Why are fish poorly educated? All the schools are below C level.
  3. I threw a Chinese man down the stairs... It was wong on so many levels.
  4. I signed up for binary 101 but it turns out it's a level 5 course
  5. I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level
  6. I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels
  7. What do you call an Asian in an elevator Wong on so many levels
  8. Why did the sailor ground his son? His grades were below sea level
    ^^im ^^so ^^sorry
  9. I'm not a fan of elevator music. It bothers me on so many levels.
  10. Why was the student's report card wet? Because his grades were below C-level.
  11. Elevators are more complex than you think. They work on so many levels.
  12. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
  13. Why can't fish pass high school? They're all below C level.
  14. I jacked off on an elevator It was wrong on so many levels
  15. Why did the sailor ground his son? Because his grades were below sea level

Get On My Level Jokes

Here is a list of funny get on my level jokes and even better get on my level puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics? Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.
    (all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)
  • Why is getting high in netherlands is allowed ? So that they can be level with rest of the world.
  • I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience!!!! That surprised me, i thought it was an entry level position. :(
  • Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level
  • Getting a job right out of college... ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING:
    Hiring recent college grads.
    REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and super powers.
  • If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done.
  • Is it easy to get a job at a restaurant? I don't have a lot of work experience, so ideally I'd be looking for an entree-level position.
  • I applaud all the women who don't shave down there That's a level of self confidence I can really get behind.
  • I got a fitbit to get a sense for my activity level After a few days of wearing it, it asked if I was a tree
  • Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries

Next Level Jokes

Here is a list of funny next level jokes and even better next level puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My friend, Pandora, wants to "take our friendship to the next level" I said I'm not really ready to open that box.
  • I know a guy who takes denial to the next level. He doesn't believe in stairs.
  • This guy and I were arguing in an elevator when all of the sudden it turned into a fist fight We really took it to the next level
  • In the 1700s, Muslims invented the first condoms. They used goat intestines. Then in the next century, Europeans took the invention to the next level. They took the intestines out of the goat.
  • Jesus was a gamer. After respawning he went to the next level.
  • My father is a carpenter, and he was telling me about the new, state-of-the-art plumb bob that was just released... It really is next-level.
  • [NO CRIME WITHOUT A MOTIVE] But what made seven eat nine? Seven knew that nine would carry the next one to a new level.
  • I took NNN to the next level I haven't nutted all year!
  • Hey babe. I have been thinking about taking our relationship to the next level. I need someone that's smart, cute and funny.
    Let me know if you know somebody like that.
  • I took my cheeseburger into the elevator. Just taking lunch to the next level.
Level joke, I took my cheeseburger into the elevator.

Grade Level Jokes

Here is a list of funny grade level jokes and even better grade level puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My son handed me his report card and I asked him, Why is this wet? He said, My grades are below C level.
  • Why did the kid drown in school? He got below C level grades.
  • Just found out my friend failed her oceanography course Apparently her grades were below C-level.
  • Why was the report card wet? Because the grades were below C level
  • Why don't Scuba Divers make good grades? They are always below C level.
  • Guess what my grades and whales have in common? They rarely rise above "C" level. ᴴᵉˡᵖ
  • first grade level joke why did the banana put on sun screen?
    answer: so it wouldn't peel!
  • What is another name for ebonics? First grade reading level
  • I bet I can guess what level of education you have from this simple quiz! Question 1) What was the last grade you completed?
  • If you don't want your grades to sink like the titanic..... You should try to keep them above C level

Multi Level Jokes

Here is a list of funny multi level jokes and even better multi level puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Crime on multi-story car parks, it's wrong on so many levels.
  • Paid multi-story car parking... Wrong on so many levels...
  • I was asked to lay new flooring in a pharaohs tomb. They told me to start at the bottom and work my way up. It wasn't quite a pyramid scheme but it did involve multi level carpeting.
  • Have you heard about the crime in multi-story parking decks? It's just wrong on so many levels.
  • Crime in multi-storey car parks. Crime in multi-storey car parks...
    That is wrong on so many different levels.
  • Someone came to the door asking if I've considered selling elevators to my friends and family. I'm so sick of Multi Level Marketing.
  • Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China? That would be wong on so many levels!
  • Help! My wife has fallen victim to a new multi-level marketing pyramid scheme... We have to warn as many people as possible! If you tell three people, and they each tell three people...
  • Breaking into cars in a multi story car park is just wrong. On all levels.
  • Why do you never see Jews involved in Multi-level-marketing? hsrOAAHSGikYAUFyysggh4wYuqtQsEWpP8NbTRMd2GqDcTitngRKnai4s9oRAFhsrOAAHSGikYAUFyysggh4wYuqtQsEWpP8NbTRM

Spirit Level Jokes

Here is a list of funny spirit level jokes and even better spirit level puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the carpenter say when his spirit level broke? He literally could not even.
  • How can you tell if a carpenter is happy? Check his spirit level.
  • How do you flatten a ghost? With a spirit level.
  • How do Ghosts lay foundations? With a spirit level!
  • What floor do the ghost busters live on? The spirit level.
Level joke, What floor do the ghost busters live on?

Comical Level Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about level you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grade jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make level pranks.

Did you know that the invention of stairs...

Brought the world on a whole new level.

What do you call a Jew with the pH level of 1?


How do roadies know when they've got a stage level?

The drummer drools evenly out of both sides of his mouth

The Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

I wanted to take a grad level Psych class on Freud, in my sophomore year.

But the professor wouldn't let me. She said I was too Jung

Just some jokes about musicians.

How do you know the stage at a concert is level?
Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.
What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
What do floutists eat for breakfast?
Flute loops.
How do you tune three oboeists?
Shoot 2 of them.
How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, they stand on the ladder holding the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

A Levels

Despite my A Level results being A B B A, it still seems no employer will Take a Chance On Me.

How does a band know if the stage is level?

When drool is coming out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

Wittle Wabbit

little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

BIG fight

Me and the wife had a big fight,she told me to leave the house. To spite her I went upstairs and packed my bags. As I was walking down the stairs, a suitcase in each hand, I see she's waiting for me at the foot of the stairs. When we're at eye level, she says to me. 'I hope you die a slow and painful death.' Looking into her eyes, I reply, "So, now you want me to stay?'

You can accurately measure a person's intelligence level by giving them a simple prostate exam.

If they let you, they're an idiot.

Tour guide in the mountain

A guide was leading a group of people on a hike through some mountains. He pointed at a fairly majestic looking peak and said "This one is most popular with mountain climbers. Most days you have a few teams doing a climb. The ascent, depending on your skill level can take between two and five hours. The descent, again depending on your skill level, takes anywhere between 4 hours and 30 seconds."

An aspiring writer once said, I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!

He now writes error messages for the Microsoft Corporation.

When girls change their clothes in front of you...

When girls change their clothes in front of you, she either really wants the D, you're in friend zone level 99 or..
she hasn't noticed you in the tree yet.

A little girl walked into a pet shop and asked in the sweetest lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shop keeper's heart melted, he got down on his knees to her level, asking: "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like this cute widdle bwown wabbit over here?"
The little girl leaned forward and said: "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."

Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people

But I don't want to stoop to their level.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.


A blonde would wake up every morning, go into the kitchen, carefully open the lid of the sugar container, look into it and then close it.
This made her new boyfriend very curious. So one day he asked her why she did that. She replied, "My doctor asked me to check my sugar level every day."

My doctor said my blood sodium level is apparently too high

but I take everything with a grain of salt.

Well done Turkey on shooting down a Russian warplane.

Now proceed to level two where you have to destroy fifty Russian warplanes and fight off an invading ground force.

What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

At university, students had to come up with a sentence in which the words "love" and "s**..." both appeared

A female student's composition:
'When two people deeply and passionately love each other, and both reach a high level of mutual respect, then society morally and spiritually encourages that these two people should unite in the ecstasy of physical s**....'
A male student's composition:
'I love s**....'

Want to hear a dirty joke?

Sam played in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke?
Sam took a bath with Bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles is the girl next door.
Enjoy this middle school level joke I suddenly remembered for some reason.

Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity

For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say "please paint that wall, Jose"

A boy comes home from school and gives his mother his report card.

"Why is this wet?" she asks. "Because it's below C level."

My neighbors dog barks unbelievably loud...

... so I asked him to train his dog to bark at a more believable level.

Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level...

...oops, wrong sub.

In just 24 hours, my level in English has increased dramatically.

I understood almost all words from the presidential press conference.

The wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level

To help her, I've raised the ironing board to a more suitable height.

Why do pythons live on land?

Because it's above C level.

Why shouldn't you argue with an idiot?

Cause they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

My girlfriend told me we were going to have s**... like an rpg tonight...

She played the boss character, and I was the adventurer. Unfortunately though it appeared I was under level, so I ended up having to swap out with another member of my party.

What's the most dangerous thing about Steven Seagal?

his Cholesterol level


Twenty feet below sea level, a diver notices another guy at the same depth with no scuba gear.
The diver goes down another 10 feet, and the guy joins him a minute later. The diver goes below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joins him.
The diver takes out a waterproof pad and pencil and writes, "How are you able to stay this deep without equipment?"
The guy takes the pencil and pad and writes, "I'm drowning, you m**...!"

HR pulled me into the office today for a disciplinary.

"We need to talk to you about your inappropriate s**... remarks made to Sarah."
"Why, what level of inappropriateness did she say I done?"
"Yes, it is cute and I would e**... dinner off it. But what level of inappropriateness did she say I done?"

Why shouldnt you have s**... with your cousin in a moving elevator?

Because its wrong on every level

A gamer and a girl gamer were deeply in love, but they just couldn't find another

They were not on the same level.

I just got offered a new position at work that I need to consider.

I got called into my boss's office for standing around too much at work. He said "please take a seat."
I told him I'll have to think about it. While it gives me a lower profile in the company, I'll have a greater comfort level in what I'm doing.

I was looking for a Dating Simulator on Steam.

It said "Sorry, no matches found."
The level of realism is incredible.

I was watching a video of some entry level iron workers.

It's riveting.

Highest level of confidence: walking around n**... alone in my apartment.

Lowest level of confidence: being caught walking around n**... in my apartment.

Why couldn't the A level student date the IB student?

Because a + ib is complex.
(It's a math joke.)

I'm 24 and she's 13. She wants me - what do I do?

I've been playing an online game with a woman. I'm up to level 24, but she's only on level 13. She really wants me in her clan to help her level, but I cant find the heart to tell her that she's only going to hold me back from leveling up myself.

What do you call a Jewish person with a low pH level?

An Acidic Jew!

How Many Aerospace Engineers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Although the exact number is a closely held state secret requiring level 5 security clearance, I can assure you, that for $50,000, it *can* be done.

Me and My friend Bet 500 dollars on who could throw a slap of beef to the greatest altitude above sea level...

The steaks have never been higher

All seals live at the same elevation

Seal level

How does one become a level 99 stripper?

A lot of grinding.

A little girl walks into a pet shop

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper bends down to her level, smiling, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby, or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl leans forward and whispers, "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

People say the mean sea level is going down.

I agree, the sea is much calmer these days.

I don't know why millenials always complain about the job market after college

In the 15 years since I graduates I've held 5 entry level positions with every promotion.

Entry level position available!

3 years forklift experience required
5 years general labour required
Class 5 drivers license required
2 years kitchen experience required
4 years retail services required
2 years hospitality services required
4 years janitorial services required
3 years business degree preferred
5 years relevant experience required
$11 an hour to start(with 20¢ raise for every year of employment)
That's it. The joke is the current hiring system of the world.

My dad went for a blood glucose level test, this was way back in the 90's. After the test procedure was done, the nurse said, " your blood glucose levels are very high." To which my dad said, " Oh sweet!"

God bless his soul

They said 9/11 was an inside job, but that would never happen again in this day and age.

They would probably want a minimum of 10 years of experience in s**... b**... for an entry level position.

Entry level job ad

Minimum 8 years of experience

Who's your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level?

Brine Atoms

What is the mathematical formula for the sound of a front door closing?

It's the base decibel level raised to the power of n. The exponent n represents the number of hours ago you told your wife you'd be home.

Why do fish do bad in school?

They are below the C level

My 3 year old daughter asked

My 3 year old daughter asked: Where does p**... come from?
I decided it was best to explain it at a level she would understand so I said: You just had breakfast?
Yes , she replied.
Well, the food goes in your mouth down into your tummy. Our body takes all the good stuff it needs out of the food and then what's left goes down to your bottom and when you go to the toilet that comes out as p**....
She looked confused and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds. Then asked: And Tigger?

You know what the guy said who pooped himself in the elevator?

He said, I'm gonna take this s**...t to another level

Level joke, You know what the guy said who pooped himself in the elevator?

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