Lettuce Pray Jokes

Funniest Lettuce Pray Short Jokes

Short lettuce pray jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lettuce pray humour may include short pray jokes also.

1. What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
2. A priest is celebrating mass. He begins with, "I was going to tell a vegetable joke, but I can't think of any, so lettuce pray."
3. Samonella outbreaks have destroyed many great civilizations in the past... The Romaine empire has fallen, Caesar is dead, lettuce pray

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Lettuce Pray One Liners

Which lettuce pray one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lettuce pray? I can suggest the ones about lettuce know and crepe.

1. Caesar is dead The Romaine Empire has fallen, Lettuce pray
2. What did the priest say before eating his salad? "Lettuce pray"
3. Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
4. What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper? "Lettuce, pray."
5. Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church? A: Lettuce pray!
6. What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables? Lettuce pray they turnip.
7. What do vegans say before praying? Lettuce pray.
8. The Tomato Pastor began his sermon to the Salad Congregation "Lettuce pray"
9. What did Reverend Rabbit say before blessing his meal ? Lettuce Pray.
10. What did the Christian Cabbage say before eating? Lettuce Pray.
11. Why is there so much salad in heaven? Because lettuce pray.
12. What did the priest say to the person dying of E. Coli? Lettuce pray
13. What does a chef say after he prays before a meal? Lett-Uce eat!!!!
14. What did the romaine say to the spinach before they started to eat? Lettuce pray.

Lettuce Pray Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lettuce pray you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pear jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lettuce pray pranks.