Letter Y Jokes

59 letter y jokes and hilarious letter y puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about letter y that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Letter Y Short Jokes

Short letter y jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The letter y humour may include short letter j jokes also.

  1. The letters in the English alphabet go to the beach (don't ask me why). Every letter gets sunburned except W, X, Y and Z. Why? They had UV protection in front.
  2. A dad asks his son... "What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?"
    The son answers, "Y."
    "Because I want to know!"
  3. I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter "y"... ...when I had to type "analytics" into the search bar during a presentation at work.
  4. A Polish person went to have their eyes tested. The eye test chart read: N Y X C S F R U Z. The optom asked, 'can you read any of those letters?' 'read it?' the polish person answered, 'i know him!'
  5. An open letter to algebra teachers. Dear algebra teachers,
    Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.
    We don't know y either.
  6. What letters did not receive presents from Santa this year? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y and Z.
    They've always been Not T.
  7. I hold a grudge against three letters of the alphabet. Y R U guys causing so much trouble?
  8. Blonde: "What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?"
    Redhead: "Y.
    Blonde: "Because I want to know. Why do you have to question everything?!"
  9. The man asked, "What's the first letter of your name, Urien? is it Y?" "No u"
  10. I'm really doing well in my program to quit smoking. I am only smoking on days of the week ending in the letter "y."

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Letter Y One Liners

Which letter y one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with letter y? I can suggest the ones about letter e and letter b.

  1. How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y
  2. I only know 25 letters... I don't know Y
  3. TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y.
  4. I made friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know Y
  5. How do u spell candy w only 2 letters c and y
  6. I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y.
  7. My friend thinks there are 25 letters in the alphabet. She doesn't know Y.
  8. There are two letters of the alphabet that I don't know I don't know u and I don't know y
  9. I only know 25 letters of the Alphabet I don't know Y
  10. I can't remember the 25th letter of the alphabet. I don't know y.
  11. What's the second last letter of the alphabet? "Y"
    "Because I want to know!"
  12. For some reason I can only recite 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
  13. My ex would always skip a letter when reciting the alphabet... She never said y
  14. I'm Friends With 24 Letters Of The Alphabet.. I Don't Know U And I Don't Know Y.
  15. I want to tie a rope into the shape of the letter Y. Why you ask?
    Y knot.

Letter Y Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about letter y you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean letter c jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make letter y pranks.

Warning ladies!
Never trust a man who calls you "s**...".
This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "s**...". After s**..., he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".

Another meeting of the letters.

All the letters: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, and z were having a meeting when they realized a letter was missing. X says, "Is somebody missing?"
D replies, "Must be an absentee."

"Where'd your 'P' go?"

So a preschooler was learning about the alphabet and all of its mysteriousness. So, teacher told the little gentleman to recite the letters of the alphabet. The boy begins to say the letters A, B, C, but abruptly stops. The teacher asks why he stopped, so the boy replies, "I have to go the bathroom". As her response she tells him he can go 'wee-wee' once he's finished reciting the alphabet. So, again, the boy starts to sing his abc's.
"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z"
The teacher responds, "Very good! But where'd your "P" go?"
*(dramatic line skip)*
The young boy blushes profusely and quietly whispers, "Down my left leg."

Which political party do the letters A through Y affiliate with.

The Not-Z Party

What be a pirate's favourite letter?

y'might think it be the R,
but boy do we love the **C**

A doctor has three patients lined up for breast exams...

The first comes in and takes her shirt off. The doctor sees a red letter "H" on her chest and asks what it is. She tells him "My boyfriend goes to Harvard and is so proud he keeps his sweatshirt on during s**... and the ink runs."
The next woman enters and disrobes, and there is a blue "Y" on her body. The doctor asks and she tells him how her boyfriend goes to Yale and is so proud he won't take his sweatshirt off, even during s**..., and the sweat caused a stain.
His last patient comes in, and she has a red "M" on her chest. The doctor thinks this new phenomenon is strange, but he knows a pattern when he sees it. He says to her, "Let me guess, you have a boyfriend that goes to Maryland, right?" "No," she replies, "I have a girlfriend that goes to Wisconsin, why?"

A polish guy goes to have his eyes checked...

... the doctor says, "Can you read these letters?" as he stands against the wall with a laminated list, each letter getting smaller on the way down.

The Polish guy goes down the list and replies, "Of course I can read what it says--it's my cousin's last name!"

A third grade teacher addresses her class

..."alright class" she says, "before I let you go for spring break I want to remind you that I'm getting married this weekend and I'm no longer going to be Ms. Stevens I'm going to be Mrs. Prussy"
She writes M R S. P R U S S Y in big cursive letters on the blackboard and says "whomever remembers my new name when we come back from break gets a gold star for the day"
The ten days comes and goes and she's standing in front of her class early Monday morning and says"good morning class, I hope you all remembered that I got married over the break and my name isn't Ms. Stevens any more it's Mrs" And she writes M R S on the blackboard, turns around to a sea of blank faces.
Then one hand shoots up in the back
"oh! oh! Mrs. Crunt"

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex.
That will be all.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What's the sweetest world you can spell with just two letters?

C and Y

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

A Polish man goes to the eye doctor...

A polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters:
The Optometrist asks „Can you read this?
„Read it? , the Pole replies, „I know the guy!

Why were the letters a-y banned?

They were all n**...

A Polish man was at the Eye Doctor to test his sight, and looked at a chart with the following letters:

Doctor: Can you read the letters?
Polish Man: Of course i can read it, I know the guy!

Why did the letters A through Y hate the Jews?

Because they were Not Z.

A Welsh guy was getting his driver's license.

He had to take a vision test, so they showed him a line of letters that said: B W N S T R Y D D W L L
They asked, "Can you read the letters?" The man replied, "Are you kidding? I'm *from* that town!"

"Can you tell me what the second to last letter in the alphabet is?"

"So I can make a s**... joke"

What's the smartest group of letters?

The Y's.