Letter J Jokes

16 letter j jokes and hilarious letter j puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about letter j that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Letter J Short Jokes

Short letter j jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The letter j humour may include short letter y jokes also.

  1. A reporter asked trump what the letter J in Donald.J.Trump stands for ? He replied " Jenius"
  2. J-Lo's new nickname Jennifer Lopez is called J-Lo. She dropped the last 3 letters of her last name. She got rid of them. Dispensed with them.
    Doesn't that make her a pez dispenser?
  3. What letters did not receive presents from Santa this year? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y and Z.
    They've always been Not T.
  4. Did you know there are two secret extra letters in the alphabet following the letter, "I"? J K

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Letter J One Liners

Which letter j one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with letter j? I can suggest the ones about letter e and letter b.

  1. A B C D E F G H I J... 10 letters
  2. The 10th letter of the alphabet listened to some really bad music. That's what made J low
  3. What is a pirate's favorite letter? J.
    They just really like the letter J. That's all.

Letter J Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about letter j you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean letter c jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make letter j pranks.

A Polish man was at the Eye Doctor to test his sight, and looked at a chart with the following letters:

Doctor: Can you read the letters?
Polish Man: Of course i can read it, I know the guy!

NY Driver's license.

A recently arrived Polish immigrant is taking eye test to get a driver's license in New York. The examiner shows him a card with the following letters:
The examiner asks - Can you read this?
The Polish replies - Read??! I know this guy!!

A Polish guy went to check his vision...

**Doctor asked** - *can you read any of those letters? read it for* me.
The eye test chart: C Z J W I N O S T A W C Z
**Polish guy** - *Oh god, I know that guy!!*

Probably done before: What's a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?

Dear Mr Redbeard,
It has come to our attention that you have been illegally duplicating and reselling copywrited movies without permission.
As such, and utilising the full jurisdiction of the Federal Communications Authority, you are subpoenaed to appear before the Federal Supreme Court to face charges on the time and date so indicated below.
J. L. Peabody
Chief Video Piracy Investigator

Another meeting of the letters.

All the letters: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, and z were having a meeting when they realized a letter was missing. X says, "Is somebody missing?"
D replies, "Must be an absentee."

Annual Snail Racing Day

It was annual snail racing day and so, all the snails elected Snail B to judge while Snails J, P and O help set up the course. All the other snails then got into their designated soapbox cars, which were painted with their letter.
Snail B yelled out four beeps, and on the last and higher pitched beep, all the snails started racing.
At one point of the race, Snail S's car hit a bump and flew off the track, with him in it. Snail S landed several feet away from his car, badly bruised, and called for help, but no one heard, for all his other snail friends were either racing or waiting at the finish line. After several tense moments, Snail S was picked up, but only to be cooked and eaten.
At the end of the race, Snail X came first, with Snail K second and Snail W third. After all the snails had crossed the finish line, everyone looked around and asked, "Where did the S car go?"