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Letter C Jokes

109 letter c jokes and hilarious letter c puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about letter c that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Letter C Short Jokes

Short letter c jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The letter c humour may include short letter b jokes also.

  1. Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
  2. As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning... Him: What's a pirates favorite letter?
    Me: ARRRGH!
    Him: You would think it would be ARRRGH but my first love be the "C"!
  3. I have heard that a pirate's favorite letter is "R" or sometimes "C"... but when I took one's "P" away they became irate.
  4. What's a pirate's favourite letter? You'd think it'd be R, but 'tis the C his heart truely belongs to.
  5. What is a pirate's favourite letter in the alphabet? You think it would be the R, but he's really fond of the C.
  6. What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside? A coconut!
  7. What is a pirate's favorite letter?... If you think R, you be wrong, matey.
    For it be the mighty C.
  8. What's a pirate's favorite letter? Me: What's a pirates favorite letter?
    Unwitting person just living their life: R?
    Me: R's what you'd think but it's the C they love!
  9. What is a pirates favorite letter? You think it be 'R', but a pirates first love will always be the 'C'!
  10. English is weird. Sometimes the letter 'c' is pronounced like 's', but other times not. Source: course

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Letter C One Liners

Which letter c one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with letter c? I can suggest the ones about letter j and letter e.

  1. Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter "O"... O B C D...
  2. Why is C the only good letter in the English alphabet? Because the others are Not-Cs
  3. What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye'd think it was R, but his first love be the C.
  4. How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y
  5. What's a pirates favourite letter? (pause for everyone saying aRrrrrrr)
    No, it be the C
  6. How did they name Canada? They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.
  7. What's a pirates favorite letter? - R?
    - No! The C be his first love
  8. What letter is always wet? C
  9. what's a pirate's favourite letter? you may think it's R, but his true love be the C!
  10. How do u spell candy w only 2 letters c and y
  11. TIL Canada was named by pulling letters from a hat. >"C," eh? "N," eh? "D," eh?
  12. Asked my Spanish friend if he liked any letters in the alphabet. "C," he said. "E, too."
  13. What be a pirate's favorite letter? You think it be R, but tis the C they love
  14. What's a pirates favorite letter? R? Wrong it's the C
  15. What is a pirate's favorite letter? It is the c they love

Letter C Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about letter c you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean letter y jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make letter c pranks.

How Canada was named

In the year 1534, there were 3 explorers who discovered a great piece of land. They had no idea what to name it. So they each decided to pick a letter out of a hat, and go from there.
The first explorer picked the letter C.
"C, eh?" He said
The second picked the letter N.
"N, eh?" He said.
Finally, the third explorer went. He picked D
"D, eh?" He said

The Polish eye exam.

A polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters

~~'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'~~ 'C Z W I K S N O S T A C Z'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

NY Driver's license.

A recently arrived Polish immigrant is taking eye test to get a driver's license in New York. The examiner shows him a card with the following letters:
C Z A J K O K I W S
The examiner asks - Can you read this?
The Polish replies - Read??! I know this guy!!

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message.
I know i need to work on my execution.

Practice makes perfect.

But only if you remove the A, the I, a C, add an F and an E and then rearrange the letters.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

[read with a pirate accent when they most likely say, "RRRRR"]
"You'd think it'd be R but 'tis the C they love"

The Naming of Canada

When Sir John A. McDonald and his cronies were trying to figure out a new name for our (soon-to-be) great country, someone had a (typically Canadian) idea:
"Let's put all the letters into a hat and draw three of them.
That will be the new name of this place ..."
So they did ...
The first letter is pulled, and our hero shouts - "C" eh!?
The second letter is pulled, and our hero shouts - "N" eh!?
The third letter is pulled, and our hero shouts - "D" eh!?

Why was C afraid of all the other letters?

They were not c's. (n**...)

I don't know what Germany's favorite letter is but I can definitely tell you it's...

Not C.

A and C were going to prank their friend...

...but they just letter B

A couple pirate jokes

(Couple good misdirection jokes)
You: What's a pirates favorite military branch?
Friend:ARRRMY
You: No yee d**..., it's the coast guard.
You:What's a pirates favorite letter?
Friend:ARRRR
You: Aye, you think it be arr but it's the SEA! (C)
You:What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?
Friend:ARRRBYS
You: No. It's Long John Silver's.

10yr old sons joke: Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ?

They are all "Not-C's" !

How did Canada get its name?

They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out " 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh".

A polish guy goes to have his eyes checked...

... the doctor says, "Can you read these letters?" as he stands against the wall with a laminated list, each letter getting smaller on the way down.

C
Z
H
Y
C
L
K
V
K
The Polish guy goes down the list and replies, "Of course I can read what it says--it's my cousin's last name!"

When Canada became independent, a committee was made to name the new country.

The three men included disagreed on all names brought up so far. Finally, they all decided to just say one letter that they could use to add together to make a name they all agreed on.
The first guy said "C, eh?"
The second guys went "N, eh?"
The last guy goes "D, eh?"
And that's how we got the name Canada.

The story of how Canada got its name.

In the year 1534 there were 3 explorers who discovered a great piece of land. They had no idea what to name it. So they each decided to pick a letter and go from there. The first explorer said "C" eh, the second said "N" eh, and the last said "D" eh. That's how the great Canada was named

What is the most fascist letter?

Not C

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license

First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

A Polish man goes to the eye doctor...

A Polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters:
C Z Y N Q S T A S Z
The Optometrist asks „Can you read this?
„Read it? , the Pole replies, „I know the guy!

Pirate joke

A teacher is giving a history lesson on pirates. He asks the students a question.
"What is a pirates favorite letter".
A student's excitedly shouts " R "!
Teacher replys "You would think it's R but it's the C they love".

It was time to name Canada

All the 4 founding hosiers were sitting around and no one could agree on a name. They finally decided to put a bunch of letters in a hat and 3 people would draw one out at a time while the last transcribed the name.
The first guy drew and read, "C, eh?"
The next drew, "N, eh?"
Finally the last maple head drew and said, "D, eh?"

A Polish guy went to check his vision...

**Doctor asked** - *can you read any of those letters? read it for* me.
The eye test chart: C Z J W I N O S T A W C Z
**Polish guy** - *Oh god, I know that guy!!*

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

A Polish person went to have their eyes tested.

The eye test chart read: N Y X C S F R U Z. The optom asked, 'can you read any of those letters?' 'read it?' the polish person answered, 'i know him!'

A Polish man was at the Eye Doctor to test his sight, and looked at a chart with the following letters:

G U O Y L V B J I T D A Z C K
Doctor: Can you read the letters?
Polish Man: Of course i can read it, I know the guy!

What letters did not receive presents from Santa this year?

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y and Z.
They've always been Not T.

What is h**...'s least favorite letter?

C, in fact he lead an entire group called the "Not C's"

Why is C the coldest letter?

Because it's in the middle of ice.

Why are there 32 letters in a pirates alphabet?

To account for the seven C's

So there's an American English Teacher that went to Germany…

He went to a school to teach children how to speak English.
One the first day, he taught them all words that began with the letter A.
On the second day, he taught them words that started with B.
On the the third day, which was words with C, he thought to himself,
"How are they gonna handle D-Day?"

How did they come up with the name Canada?

They put all the letters in a bag, then drew them one at a time. "Its a C, eh its an N, eh, its a D, eh."

Polish immigrant

A newly-arrived Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver's license.
He has to take an eye test. The clerk shows him a card with the letters:
C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
"Can you read this?" the clerk asks.
Read it?" the Pole replies, "I know the guy."

What is a pirates favourite letter?

You: What is a pirates favourite letter?
They say: R!
You *In a pirate accent*: A HA! You may think it be the R but me true love lies with the C!

What's a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?

I bet you thought it was R. But everyone knows, a Pirate's first love is the C.

When Canada was first founded, its leaders were having trouble coming up with a name.

Unable to come up with any ideas, they decided the best course of action would be to draw random letters out of a hat.
One man pulled out a letter, cleared his t**..., and read,
"C, eh."
The letter was written down. The man pulled out another letter and read,
"N, eh."
This, too, was recorded. The man drew one more letter and read,
"D, eh."

The third letter of the alphabet showed up to work at the same time, every day.

It was consistent C.

C is the only good letter in the alphabet

Because all the others are Not-Cs.

When Canada was first unified, they realized they needed a name for this new country, so they decided to draw letters oot of a basket to name it.

The first prime minister went up on stage and started pulling letters and announcing them to the crowd. "C, eh?"..."N, eh?"..."D, eh?"

What letter of the alphabet does a pirate yearn for the most?

You'd think it was the c but it's actually his i

What is a pirates favourite letter?

You would think that it is "R" but the C is their real calling...

How Canada Was Named

So the dignitaries of the associated Provinces of what we now call "Canada" got together over a game of Scrabble to determine the name of the country. They decided they would pick the name based on the first three letters they grabbed. First one: "C, eh?" Second one, "n, eh?" Third one, "d, eh?"

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You'd think it's the R but it's actually the C!
(Meant to be said in pirate voice)

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Not, not "Argh." Too obvious.
Not the "C" either. Everyone has heard that one.
"Without a P he's irate hahahahaha!" Blah blah blah. Nope.
Give up?
A letter of marque. It makes his profession semi legitimate, provides for a legal way to store his wealth in his homeland, and allows him to attain social prestige far above his station if successful enough.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

What is a pirates favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be Rrr but 'tis the C!

I never knew rap had 4 letters...

They should have kept the silent c on the front.

What's a pirates favorite letter

You would expect it to be R but their true love is the C

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You might have thought it was 'R', but nay, his first love be the 'C'.

3 Mountain Men Are Sitting in a Bar Trying to decide What to Name Their Newly Settled Land

They throw all the letters of the alphabet into a hat and draw them out one at at a time.

The first draws, "'C', eh."
The second, "'N', eh."
The third, "'D', eh."

A recent Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license

He first had to take an eye exam. The optician led him to an eye chart and pointed to a row with the letters-
'C Z W I M T O S T A C Z'
Can you read this? The optician asked.
Read it?! The Polish man replied. I even know the guy!

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Well, some people think its 'R', but that's just a hurtful stereotype.
Other people say that their true love is the 'C' which I can certainly understand...
But I find that it's actually the letter 'P', cause without it they're just irate.

My 7yo daughter hacked my dad's joke...

My dad asked my 7yo daughter which letter of the alphabet has the most water in it. The answer he was looking for was C.
My daughter immediately shouts out P!

What is a pirates favorite letter?

You might think its R, but its actually the C!

What's a pirates favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R, but it's actually the C.

Origin of Canada

The founding fathers of Canada were trying to figure out what to name the country, but they couldnt decide on a name. They figured to put the letters of the alphabet in a hat and draw them at random.
They pulled the first letter out.
C eh?
Then the next one,
N eh?
One more,
D eh? .
C eh N eh D eh?
Canada

Bra Sazes

Have u ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for? Well its time you became informed!

(A) Almost b**....
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can't Complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!!!

What was h**...'s favorite letter?

Definitely not C.

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

You'd think it would be 'r' but it be the 'c'

How Canada got its name...

They figured out the fairest way to name their country was to pull letters out of a hat. So they gathered around and a guy started pulling letters...
*pulls letter* "C, eh."
*pulls another* "N, eh."
*pulls another* "D, eh."
And that's how Canada got its name.

Wanna know how Canada got its name?

They just picked letters from a hat.
C, eh.
N, eh.
D, eh.

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

After filing out his paperwork he had to take an eye exam. The clerk showed him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
"Can you read this?" the clerk asked.
"Read it?" the Polish man replied. "He's my uncle."

License

An immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye test. The optician showed him a card with the letters, "C-Z-W-I-X-N-O-S-T-A-C-Z." "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the guy replied, "I know the guy."

How did Canada get its name?

2 people were walking around, and one says, "Oh this is a good country, eh? What should we name it?" So the other one says, "I agree, what should we name it?" The first one says, "Let's pick letters out of a hat." So they put letters in a hat and start to pull them. "We picked a C eh, N eh, D eh"

I can spell something with more than 100 letters

P-O-S-T O-F-F-I-C-E

What's a pirates favorite letter?

[most people respond] - R?
Arr that's what you'd think but it's the C!