Letter C Jokes
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Funniest Letter C Short Jokes
Short letter c jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The letter c humour may include short letter b jokes also.
- As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning... Him: What's a pirates favorite letter?
Me: ARRRGH!
Him: You would think it would be ARRRGH but my first love be the "C"! - I have heard that a pirate's favorite letter is "R" or sometimes "C"... but when I took one's "P" away they became irate.
- What's a pirate's favorite letter? Me: What's a pirates favorite letter?
Unwitting person just living their life: R?
Me: R's what you'd think but it's the C they love! - English is weird. Sometimes the letter 'c' is pronounced like 's', but other times not. Source: course
- What is a pirate's favorite letter? [read with a pirate accent when they most likely say, "RRRRR"]
"You'd think it'd be R but 'tis the C they love" - How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out " 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh".
- 10yr old sons joke: Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ? They are all "Not-C's" !
- it's international Talk Like A Pirate Day! enjoy a cross-re-post. What's a Pirate's favourite letter?
You'd think it'd be r, but a pirate's first love is the C. - I don't know what Germany's favorite letter is but I can definitely tell you it's... Not C.
- Contrary to popular belief, a pirate's favourite letter is not R. His first love is the C.
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Letter C One Liners
Which letter c one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with letter c? I can suggest the ones about letter j and letter e.
- Why is C the only good letter in the English alphabet? Because the others are Not-Cs
- What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye'd think it was R, but his first love be the C.
- How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y
- What's a pirates favourite letter? (pause for everyone saying aRrrrrrr)
No, it be the C - How did they name Canada? They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.
- What letter is always wet? C
- Asked my Spanish friend if he liked any letters in the alphabet. "C," he said. "E, too."
- A and C were going to prank their friend... ...but they just letter B
- What is the most fascist letter? Not C
- I can spell something with more than 100 letters P-O-S-T O-F-F-I-C-E
- How is the letter C like a road hazard on the freeway? It makes exiting exciting.
- A bee sees the letter D in its beehive. A B C D.
- C is the only good letter in the alphabet Because all the others are Not-Cs.
- Why is C the coldest letter? Because it's in the middle of ice.
- Why are there 32 letters in a pirates alphabet? To account for the seven C's
Letter C Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about letter c you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean letter y jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make letter c pranks.
How did Canada pick its name?
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message.
I know i need to work on my execution.
So a man gets on a plane...
...he finds his seat and realizes he's sitting none other than the pope. The man is Catholic and greets the pope with:
"His Holiness".
The pope welcomes him and then goes back to his crossword. The man is nervous, worrying about doing something to offend the leader of his religion. About halfway through the flight the pope leans over and asks:
"would you happen to know a 4 letter word for a girl that ends in U-N-T?"
The man almost loses it. Of course the c word jumps to the front of his mind. He pauses, turning white while searching his mind for a better word. In a flash it comes to him:
"AUNT!!!" he exclaims.
The pope responds:
"Of course! Would you happen to have an eraser?"
Practice makes perfect.
But only if you remove the A, the I, a C, add an F and an E and then rearrange the letters.
4 explorers find land north of the United States
4 explorers find land north of the United States, and decide to claim it as their own. They make a simple flag out of some leaves and stick it in the ground.
"Looks great, eh?" An explorer says.
A second explorer agrees. "Yeah, it's perfect! We can call it the official flag of... um..."
"...We need a name for this place, eh?" A third explorer says.
Everyone else nods in agreement. They start thinking of names for their new land, but can't really find one they like.
"How about this?" An explorer says. "We can write down some letters and throw them in a hat, then pick some at random and see if that helps."
The other explorers agree. "Sure, why not." "I suppose it can't hurt." "Worth a shot, eh?" So they write down some letters and throw them in a hat. Three explorers pick a letter at random, while the fourth one grabs some more writing supplies.
"Okay, what did you all get?"
"I got a 'C', eh?"
"I got a 'N', eh?"
"I got a 'D', eh?"
And so the new land was named, "CANADA".
[Pirate Week] More pirate puns.
What is a pirates favourite body part?
The Arrrrm
What is a pirates favourite state?
Arrrkansas.
What is a pirates favourite letter off the alphabet?
You may think that it's R, but actually it's the C they love.
Another meeting of the letters.
All the letters: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, and z were having a meeting when they realized a letter was missing. X says, "Is somebody missing?"
D replies, "Must be an absentee."
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Why was C afraid of all the other letters?
They were not c's. (n**...)
"Where'd your 'P' go?"
So a preschooler was learning about the alphabet and all of its mysteriousness. So, teacher told the little gentleman to recite the letters of the alphabet. The boy begins to say the letters A, B, C, but abruptly stops. The teacher asks why he stopped, so the boy replies, "I have to go the bathroom". As her response she tells him he can go 'wee-wee' once he's finished reciting the alphabet. So, again, the boy starts to sing his abc's.
"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z"
The teacher responds, "Very good! But where'd your "P" go?"
*(dramatic line skip)*
The young boy blushes profusely and quietly whispers, "Down my left leg."
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A couple pirate jokes
(Couple good misdirection jokes)
You: What's a pirates favorite military branch?
Friend:ARRRMY
You: No yee d**..., it's the coast guard.
You:What's a pirates favorite letter?
Friend:ARRRR
You: Aye, you think it be arr but it's the SEA! (C)
You:What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?
Friend:ARRRBYS
You: No. It's Long John Silver's.
Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes.
Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh
What is a pirates favorite letter?
Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c).
Canada was named by drawing random letters from a jar.
"C, ey?
N, ey?
D, ey?"
What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?
I n c o r r e c t l y
Why are 25 of the 26 letters in the English alphabet problematic to Jewish people?
Because they're not C's.
What's the sweetest world you can spell with just two letters?
C and Y
What is the capital of Canada?
The letter C.
What's hairy, juicy, and starts with the letter "c" and ends with the letter "t"?
A coconut
What are a pirate's favorite letters?
The first that comes to mind is R, but their first love be the C! They are also partial to the P, because without it they are irate.
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
Met a pirate the other day...
...and the pirate asked me "What be a pitate's favorite letter?"
"R?" I respond.
"You might think so, but it's the *C* we like the most."
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Why did the letter D kill all the Jews
He's a not C.
Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?
Because he can't "C"
A B C D E F G H I J...
10 letters
Pirate joke
A teacher is giving a history lesson on pirates. He asks the students a question.
"What is a pirates favorite letter".
A student's excitedly shouts " R "!
Teacher replys "You would think it's R but it's the C they love".
Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
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It was time to name Canada
All the 4 founding hosiers were sitting around and no one could agree on a name. They finally decided to put a bunch of letters in a hat and 3 people would draw one out at a time while the last transcribed the name.
The first guy drew and read, "C, eh?"
The next drew, "N, eh?"
Finally the last maple head drew and said, "D, eh?"
My Muslim friend made a letter out of noodles
He was found guilty of a pasta C.
'C' has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet!
However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B's.
Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?
X and V. There's a C between them.
What letters did not receive presents from Santa this year?
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y and Z.
They've always been Not T.
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What is h**...'s least favorite letter?
C, in fact he lead an entire group called the "Not C's"
What is cola's favourite letter?
It's R, C?
What was Hitlers favorite letter?
C. Because why not-c?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
R!
You think it's the R, but it's actually the C!
He did have 3 favorite letters, until he lost his I!
So there's an American English Teacher that went to Germany…
He went to a school to teach children how to speak English.
One the first day, he taught them all words that began with the letter A.
On the second day, he taught them words that started with B.
On the the third day, which was words with C, he thought to himself,
"How are they gonna handle D-Day?"
How did they come up with the name Canada?
They put all the letters in a bag, then drew them one at a time. "Its a C, eh its an N, eh, its a D, eh."
I'm in love with an 11 letter word that starts with c and ends with d
It's complicated
Why is the first letter of the alphabet also the third letter?
Because a be c
How Canada got it's name, eh
Three men were hiking in the wilds north of America, in the country that is now known as Canada.
They gradually realize that they are exploring undiscovered territory.
Man 1 looks at his buddies, clearly excited.
I think we discovered a new land, eh! He says enthusiastically.
We're venturing where no men have ever gone before, eh, Man
2 agrees, also excited.
Let's name it, Man 3 decides.
We'll each pick a letter, so it'll be fair, eh!
The three of them agree to this method, and Man 1 begins.
C, eh, Man 1 starts.
N, eh, Man 2 continues.
D, eh, Man 3 finishes.
You would think a Pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet is...
You would think Pirates favorite letter in the alphabet would be the R
Truth is - Pirates actually love the C
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
The third letter of the alphabet showed up to work at the same time, every day.
It was consistent C.
I finished my coffee and noticed 6 letters written on the bottom of the mug.
I C U R M T
Thumbs up to 25 of the letters of the Alphabet today.
Not Z
Not C
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Do you know what's sticky, g**..., tastes bad and starts with the letter c?
Cough syrup
What did the letter D say to the letter E?
That's what C said.
The letters ABDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ can all go to the triangle convention.
C can't.
What letter of the alphabet has the most water in it?
C (Sea)
What letter of the alphabet does a pirate yearn for the most?
You'd think it was the c but it's actually his i
Whats hitlers favorite letter?
I don't know, but I can for sure tell you it's not c
Did you hear the story of how Canada was named?
Many years ago, all the elders came together to name their wonderful country. The elders argued for many days, and could not come to an agreement on the name. One brilliant elder came up with a great idea, they would put all the letters of the alphabet into a hat, pull them out, one at a time, and that's what the name of their new country would be.
Of course, the elder who came up with the idea was chosen to pull the letters out of the hat.
C, eh.
N, eh.
D, eh
How Canada Was Named
So the dignitaries of the associated Provinces of what we now call "Canada" got together over a game of Scrabble to determine the name of the country. They decided they would pick the name based on the first three letters they grabbed. First one: "C, eh?" Second one, "n, eh?" Third one, "d, eh?"
Asian Family School Letter Grading Scale Explained:
A=Average
B=Below Average
C=Can't eat dinner tonight
D=Don't come home
E/F=Exit the Family/ Find a new Family
What is a pirate's favourite letter?
You thought it was the R but it's actually the C.
I'll see myself out.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Not, not "Argh." Too obvious.
Not the "C" either. Everyone has heard that one.
"Without a P he's irate hahahahaha!" Blah blah blah. Nope.
Give up?
A letter of marque. It makes his profession semi legitimate, provides for a legal way to store his wealth in his homeland, and allows him to attain social prestige far above his station if successful enough.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
I never knew rap had 4 letters...
They should have kept the silent c on the front.
A boy had a speech impediment and is unable to articulate anything more than the letters of the alphabet.
He opens his wallet, only to sadly exclaim:
O I C U R M T
3 Mountain Men Are Sitting in a Bar Trying to decide What to Name Their Newly Settled Land
They throw all the letters of the alphabet into a hat and draw them out one at at a time.
The first draws, "'C', eh."
The second, "'N', eh."
The third, "'D', eh."
I gave my friend a set of alphabet letters.
He lost a letter a few days later.
So I told him to give the set back to my baby brother.
He asked me why, so I told him to look into the box.
He takes them out and counts how many of each letter there were.
"four 'A's, four 'B's, four 'C's, ... four 'T's, three 'U's, four 'W's,..."
When he finished counting, I told him it's not 4 U anymore.
A blind man walks to an Alphabet bar
Three letters decided to have some fun and said to him that if he would do what they said to do, they'd pay for his drinks. He agreed, and they started. The First letter asked him to stand, so he did so. The second asked him to sit back down, so he did, and the last one said to look around. The blind man was mad when he heard the third one say that, and said, I can't C!
My 7yo daughter hacked my dad's joke...
My dad asked my 7yo daughter which letter of the alphabet has the most water in it. The answer he was looking for was C.
My daughter immediately shouts out P!
Two blondes are chatting in a bar.
Eventually it's time for one to leave. She'd kicked off her shoes whilst sitting. As she slipped them back on the second blonde noticed an R and an L on them.
"Hey, what are those letters for, " she asked.
"Oh it's so i get them on the correct feet. L for left and R for right."
The second blonde pondered this for a moment.
"That's genius," she eventually exclaimed, "and now I understand why my knickers say C&A!"
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Bra Sazes
Have u ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for? Well its time you became informed!
(A) Almost b**....
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can't Complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!!!
Stuck on a crossword.. according to the saying, these should be seen but not heard 8 letters, starts with a C.
I got it, Coldplay.