Letter B Jokes

55 letter b jokes and hilarious letter b puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about letter b that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Letter B Short Jokes

Short letter b jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The letter b humour may include short letter c jokes also.

  1. Shaquille O'neal must be a big fan of the B-52's. He closes all his letters with Love Shack.
  2. What letters did not receive presents from Santa this year? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y and Z.
    They've always been Not T.
  3. Please Help! I've got a medical condition where I can't discern between the letter "b" and the letters "th". Oops, wrong bread.
  4. 'C' has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet! However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B's.
  5. My friend gave me a copy of Hamlet Instead of letters it was all numbers. He gave me a cipher, but said he might have broke it....
    So now I am wondering to myself... 2-B or not 2-B
  6. How did each member of the Beatles respond when asked which letter is his favorite? letter b, letter b, letter b, letter b
  7. How many letters does the Irish alphabet have? 24. The IRA blew up B&Q
  8. Asian Family School Letter Grading Scale Explained: A=Average
    B=Below Average
    C=Can't eat dinner tonight
    D=Don't come home
    E/F=Exit the Family/ Find a new Family
  9. Why did the Red Queen have the first letter of the alphabet removed? She always enjoys a b-heading.
  10. Why does letter A is mostly like a flower? Because the B is after it.

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Letter B One Liners

Which letter b one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with letter b? I can suggest the ones about letter j and letter y.

  1. Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter "O"... O B C D...
  2. The letter "B" is gay. It's just two "D"s stacked on top of each other.
  3. I noticed something about the letter "B" Sometimes it makes subtle appearances
  4. If you see the second letter of the alphabet crying Letter B
  5. A and C were going to prank their friend... ...but they just letter B
  6. A bee sees the letter D in its beehive. A B C D.
  7. Why is the letter B so cool? Because it's right in the middle of the AC.
  8. Q: Why is the letter B very cool?
    A: Because it's sitting in the AC.
  9. Q: Why is the letter B very cool?
    A: Because it's sitting in the AC.
  10. What makes a road broad? the letter b.
    I'll show myself out now....
  11. A B C D E F G H I J... 10 letters
  12. Why is the letter "B" so cold? Because its between AC...
  13. I dressed up as the letter B for comic con. It's my favorite character.
  15. What is a Canadians favorite letter? The letter before B, eh?

Letter B Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about letter b you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean letter e jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make letter b pranks.

What is the coolest letter in the Alphabet?

Because it's in between AC

It's so s**... that they have to hold a spelling competition for just one word.

How difficult is it? B is just one letter. Sheesh.

Favorite pirate joke

A: What's a pirates favourite letter?
B: Arrrrrrrrr
A: Correct, what's a pirate's favourite class in school?
B: Arrrritmatic, Arrrrrrt, Arrrrrchitecture (any will do)
A: You're right! What kind of sweaters to pirates wear?
B: Arrrrrgyle!
(They'll be feeling good and playing along by now)
A: What's a pirate's favourite type of crime?
B: Arrrrrrson!
A: No. Piracy you f***ing idiot.

Another meeting of the letters.

All the letters: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, and z were having a meeting when they realized a letter was missing. X says, "Is somebody missing?"
D replies, "Must be an absentee."

"Where'd your 'P' go?"

So a preschooler was learning about the alphabet and all of its mysteriousness. So, teacher told the little gentleman to recite the letters of the alphabet. The boy begins to say the letters A, B, C, but abruptly stops. The teacher asks why he stopped, so the boy replies, "I have to go the bathroom". As her response she tells him he can go 'wee-wee' once he's finished reciting the alphabet. So, again, the boy starts to sing his abc's.
"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z"
The teacher responds, "Very good! But where'd your "P" go?"
*(dramatic line skip)*
The young boy blushes profusely and quietly whispers, "Down my left leg."

Annual Snail Racing Day

It was annual snail racing day and so, all the snails elected Snail B to judge while Snails J, P and O help set up the course. All the other snails then got into their designated soapbox cars, which were painted with their letter.
Snail B yelled out four beeps, and on the last and higher pitched beep, all the snails started racing.
At one point of the race, Snail S's car hit a bump and flew off the track, with him in it. Snail S landed several feet away from his car, badly bruised, and called for help, but no one heard, for all his other snail friends were either racing or waiting at the finish line. After several tense moments, Snail S was picked up, but only to be cooked and eaten.
At the end of the race, Snail X came first, with Snail K second and Snail W third. After all the snails had crossed the finish line, everyone looked around and asked, "Where did the S car go?"

What do you call the cover charge for the letters A and B to get into club D?


People that still send letters

a) your grandmother
b) kidnappers

A Polish man was at the Eye Doctor to test his sight, and looked at a chart with the following letters:

Doctor: Can you read the letters?
Polish Man: Of course i can read it, I know the guy!

Why didn't the letter B like the food seasoned by the letter A?

Because it was assaulted

So there's an American English Teacher that went to Germany…

He went to a school to teach children how to speak English.
One the first day, he taught them all words that began with the letter A.
On the second day, he taught them words that started with B.
On the the third day, which was words with C, he thought to himself,
"How are they gonna handle D-Day?"

Why did the letter B eat so much?

The Buff A made him.

A Welsh guy was getting his driver's license.

He had to take a vision test, so they showed him a line of letters that said: B W N S T R Y D D W L L
They asked, "Can you read the letters?" The man replied, "Are you kidding? I'm *from* that town!"

I gave my friend a set of alphabet letters.

He lost a letter a few days later.
So I told him to give the set back to my baby brother.
He asked me why, so I told him to look into the box.
He takes them out and counts how many of each letter there were.
"four 'A's, four 'B's, four 'C's, ... four 'T's, three 'U's, four 'W's,..."
When he finished counting, I told him it's not 4 U anymore.

Bra Sazes

Have u ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for? Well its time you became informed!

(A) Almost b**....
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can't Complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!!!