Lette Jokes
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What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
Just a hint: I didn't ask a question.
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What did the letter " O " say to the letter " Q " ?
Dudddeee.....your d**... out!
If the letters fall off your company's logo...
...maybe it's a bad sign.
8 letter word for the somewhat-outdated practice by male prisoners of giving their female co-criminals first pick at the bootleg weapons?
Shivalry.
What has 10 letters and starts with Gas?
Automobile!
Everyone says gasoline because they don't think about it.
Why is the letter E lazy?
Because it's always in bed.
If a letter sounds like its name...
...is it an LMNOP-uh?
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All the letters were having a discussion.
Suddenly they discovered letter T is absent. They called him up and T said, "wait I'm in the middle of something."
(Might be a s**... joke but I made it myself, hence posting)
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Why was the letter "Z" lucky it was not Jewish?
Because all the other letters were NOT Zs!
Why is the letter "B" so cold?
Because its between AC...
What does the letter K have in common with my cousins
They are ok by themselves, but they get pretty racist when there are three of them together
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One letter can change the entire meaning
"I have no elections left to run" - Obama
"I have no erections left to rub" - Clinton
What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?
nothing
How many letters does the Irish alphabet have?
24. The IRA blew up B&Q
What did the letter F say when he became cool?
Sup G?
What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?
I.O.U.
What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?
Clickbait
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Letter from 7 to 6
Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty n**... things together.
Sincerely,
7
The letter E is used frequently and infrequently.
What letter has to wait in line the longest?
Q
Where does letters to Santa go. (Dark Humor)
In the trash, he's not real.
Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
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Lette One Liners
Which lette one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lette? I can suggest the ones about lowercase and envelope.
- What was the favourite dish of the french resistance? An Ohm-lette
(du fromage) - What does a chef say after he prays before a meal? Lett-Uce eat!!!!
- What does an egg day when it's lit? Om-lette
