The Best 85 Lett Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Lett jokes. There are some lett finnish jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lett latvian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Lett Jokes and Puns
What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
Just a hint: I didn't ask a question.
Why was the lettuce embarrassed?
It saw the salad dressing.
What did the letter " O " say to the letter " Q " ?
Dudddeee.....your dicks out!
If the letters fall off your company's logo...
...maybe it's a bad sign.
8 letter word for the somewhat-outdated practice by male prisoners of giving their female co-criminals first pick at the bootleg weapons?
Shivalry.
What has 10 letters and starts with Gas?
Automobile!
Everyone says gasoline because they don't think about it.
All the letters were having a discussion.
Suddenly they discovered letter T is absent. They called him up and T said, "wait I'm in the middle of something."
(Might be a stupid joke but I made it myself, hence posting)
lettuce jokes
thought I would make up some jokes about lettuce. Just cos
I thought that joke was as bad as the titanic which hit an iceburg
But clearly you guys thought it was a little gem
Unfortunately no more lettuce jokes Romaine
So I'm gonna leaf
What's a four letter word describing a female that ends in -unt?
Aunt
What does the letter K have in common with my cousins
They are ok by themselves, but they get pretty racist when there are three of them together
Lettuce, tomato, onion, green peppers...
Wrong sub.
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What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?
nothing
What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?
Clickbait
Letter from 7 to 6
Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together.
Sincerely,
7
The letter E is used frequently and infrequently.
What letter has to wait in line the longest?
Q
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Every letter likes Jews...
but not-Z
What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?
Parole.
What are two letters a Brit can't live without?
T and Qs.
What has 10 letters and starts with Gas?
Automobile
What has four letters, but a long sentence?
Rape.
Letter to God
Dear God,
Last week, you took my favorite boxer; Muhammed Ali.
Today, you took my favorite hockey player; Gordie Howe.
I just want to let you know that my favorite candidate is Donald Trump.
How do you know your letter is gay?
It came in the mail.
What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?
Dyslexia
There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . .
Yet I see the same jokes posted every day.
How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?
There is no F in way.
What did the letter O say to the letter Q?
"For God's sake man, put some pants on!"
I got a letter from the bank saying I was still in debt.
I don't know why, I sent them a cheque.
Why were the letters a-y banned?
They were all nazis
Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?
X and V. There's a C between them.
What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?
Send.
What letters did not receive presents from Santa this year?
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y and Z.
They've always been Not T.
What letter do pirate's hate the most?
Dear Charter Internet Customer:
Charter Communications ("Charter") has been notified by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, that your Internet account may have been involved in the exchange of unauthorized copies of copyrighted material (e.g., music, movies, or software). We are attaching a copy of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) notice that Charter received from the copyright holder which includes the specific allegation.
Why is the letter "O" everywhere?
Because it's a round U.
Letter to a madman
Inside a hospice, a madman approaches the others with a blank paper, examining it with attention. The other crazy people can not resist curiosity and ask:
_ What is it?
The crazy one with the letter, responds
_ A letter from my brother
Even for the other crazy people, that was too absurd.
_ But the letter is blank.
The madman responds serenely
_ We do not talk anymore
What's a four letter word pertaining to females ending in -unt?
Aunt!
Why are there 32 letters in a pirates alphabet?
To account for the seven C's
Letting go of a loved one is hard...
But sometimes it's the only way to survive a rock climbing catastrophe.
The letter "B" is gay.
It's just two "D"s stacked on top of each other.
The last four letters in "queue" are not silent
They're just waiting their turn
What six letter word has an opposite meaning when it is reversed?
The answer is united. When IT is reversed, it becomes untied.
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard.
This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending an email with the phrase "Regards" again.
Which letters of the alphabet are always jealous?
NV
Too many letters in the alphabet
A teacher was going over the alphabet with her students. As they were counting the letters they kept getting 27 instead of 26. After a few more times counting and getting the same result, she realized she needed to use the restroom.
She went to the restroom and then returned to the alphabet lesson. Again she counted the letters and this time she got 26!
Turned out that she had two p.
I only know 25 letters...
I don't know Y
The letter K walks into a bar...
Bartender: We don't allow any noisy patrons in here.
K: No problem, I'm mostly silent anyway.
I've been letting my friends and family down way too often lately...
Its about time I take some responsibility and start disappointing myself.
Got a letter from the tax office saying my tax was outstanding.
Which was a nice surprise, because I don't even remember doing it.
Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist?
Because they are not-zs
Where do letters go when they are sick?
The Google Doc
Why's the letter 'x' often silent?
It's just a little cross.
Letter to Santa: "Please send me a baby brother"
Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother"
Why was the letter E the only letter to get Christmas gifts?
Because all the other letters were "not E"
Why is there 1 less letter in the alphabet at Christmas
Because there is noel
I got a letter from my Homeowners Associations too
It just said "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies."
Why is the letter S likely to prove dangerous in an argument?
because it turns words into swords
Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?
Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
Using the letters P S N I E... name a part of the human body that works best when erect.
If you answered "SPINE" You are correct
What's the second last letter of the alphabet?
"Y"
"Because I want to know!"
The third letter of the alphabet showed up to work at the same time, every day.
It was consistent C.
What has four letters, never has five letters, and sometimes has 9 letters
I wasn't asking a question.
A letter to Keyboard Manufacturers
Dear Keyboard Manufacturers,
I'm writing to request a redesign so that 'g' and 't' wouldn't be right next to each other.
Retards,
what has four letters, is a vegetable if you take away the last, an organ if you take away the first, and gives you a sense of pride and accomplishment if you take away both
pear
What is the best letter in the alphabet?
P - it's number 1.
How many letters are in a poet's name?
Usually just a couple of Wordsworth
The four letters in the word queue aren't silent.
They're just at the back of the Q.
If each letter in Ethiopia stood for a word describing the country,
The f would stand for food
There are 26 letters in the Alphabet. If you take out ET, how many are left?
21 because E.T. leaves in his U,F.O.
What letter of the alphabet does a pirate yearn for the most?
You'd think it was the c but it's actually his i
What is the best letter in the alphabet?
Z! Because all the other letters are not-z's
I got a letter that was just addressed to "You Idiot".
What bothers me is that the post office knew where to deliver it.
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
Hint: has 4 letters.
Another hint: there is no question mark.
I got a new letterbox the other day and finally had something delivered to it,
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I got a letter from Ikea
When I opened it to see what it was about, I noticed it was in a different language. Unfortunately I just couldn't put it together.
What contains the letters a,u, t, and s and is caused by vaccines?
adults
Where does the letter O go to chill?
The ozone
Why is the letter B so cool?
Because it's right in the middle of the AC.
But what do I do with the letters?
My psychotherapist once told me that I should write letters to the people that did me harm and then burn them. But what do I do with the letters?
The letters in the English alphabet go to the beach (don't ask me why). Every letter gets sunburned except W, X, Y and Z. Why?
They had UV protection in front.
A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.
I got my letter of acceptance to urology school today.
It read:
'Well done. Ur-ine'
First 4 letters of Nevada is Neva
In case you were wondering when they would finish
What's a four letter word ending with 'K' that means intercourse?
Talk.
If you see the second letter of the alphabet crying
Letter B
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