Lett Jokes
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What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
Just a hint: I didn't ask a question.
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What did the letter " O " say to the letter " Q " ?
Dudddeee.....your d**... out!
If the letters fall off your company's logo...
...maybe it's a bad sign.
8 letter word for the somewhat-outdated practice by male prisoners of giving their female co-criminals first pick at the bootleg weapons?
Shivalry.
What has 10 letters and starts with Gas?
Automobile!
Everyone says gasoline because they don't think about it.
Why is the letter E lazy?
Because it's always in bed.
If a letter sounds like its name...
...is it an LMNOP-uh?
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All the letters were having a discussion.
Suddenly they discovered letter T is absent. They called him up and T said, "wait I'm in the middle of something."
(Might be a s**... joke but I made it myself, hence posting)
lettuce jokes
thought I would make up some jokes about lettuce. Just cos
I thought that joke was as bad as the titanic which hit an iceburg
But clearly you guys thought it was a little gem
Unfortunately no more lettuce jokes Romaine
So I'm gonna leaf
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Why was the letter "Z" lucky it was not Jewish?
Because all the other letters were NOT Zs!
Why is the letter "B" so cold?
Because its between AC...
What does the letter K have in common with my cousins
They are ok by themselves, but they get pretty racist when there are three of them together
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One letter can change the entire meaning
"I have no elections left to run" - Obama
"I have no erections left to rub" - Clinton
Lettuce, tomato, onion, green peppers...
Wrong sub.
What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?
nothing
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How do you know the letter you got is from a l**...?
The tongue is still stuck to the stamp.
How many letters does the Irish alphabet have?
24. The IRA blew up B&Q
What did the letter F say when he became cool?
Sup G?
Why are 25 of the 26 letters in the English alphabet problematic to Jewish people?
Because they're not C's.
What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?
I.O.U.
What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?
Clickbait
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Letter from 7 to 6
Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty n**... things together.
Sincerely,
7
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Lett One Liners
Which lett one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lett? I can suggest the ones about johnny and question.
- What was the favourite dish of the french resistance? An Ohm-lette
(du fromage) - What does a chef say after he prays before a meal? Lett-Uce eat!!!!
- What does an egg day when it's lit? Om-lette
