Let It Go Jokes
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Funniest Let It Go Short Jokes
Short let it go jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The let it go humour may include short forgive jokes also.
- My wife asked me: "Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home." I replied: " I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"
- My wife said, "Did I ever tell you how great it feels when we make love?" I said, "Gee, honey. No."
And she said, "Exactly. Now let's just go to sleep, OK?" - Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just "let it go".
My 6 year old told me this.
I will show myself out now... - If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to share it with everyone. Not the money, just going to let you know that I've won.
- My wife of 57 years said let's go upstairs and make love. I told her choose one, I can't do both.
- When does a joke become a dad joke? After the delivery
(Pls....just let me go and don't hurt my family) - My Italian grandmother just got a stair chair lift, I asked her how she likes it... she said ... "IT DRIVES ME UP THE f**... WALL"
- Three old men are out for a walk The first says "Windy isn't it?"
The second replies "No it's not, it's Thursday"
The third then says "Yeah, so am I. Let's go get a drink" - My wife and I decided we only want one kid. Now we just need to figure out a way to let the other one know she has to go.
- Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.... Let him out of your basement and he can go back to his family.
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Let It Go One Liners
Which let it go one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with let it go? I can suggest the ones about relax and lighten up.
- Why were all the computers in the company frozen? Because they let IT go
- How many adhd kids does it take to change a light bulb? LETS GO RIDE BIKES
- how many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? hey let's go ride our bikes
- Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go.
- How do you make a pheromone? Tell him to let your people go.
- Chuck Norris caught COVID. But then he felt bad, so he let it go.
- My mom won't let my dad go to the store The cashier's always checking him out
- I asked a blind girl If she'd go on a date with me She said "Let me see"
- I hate people who can't let go of the past Debt collectors are the worst
- The day I let a dog make decisions for me ....Is the day I go blind.
- I had a friend in a wheelchair but i had to let him go Now hes going downhill fast
- My 3yo: lets go to the beach and eat seagulls Me: What?!?
Son: lets eat bagels by the sea - I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!
- Don't let casual racism be a part of your life Go competitive
- I was going to buy a drawbridge But apparently they're let downs.
Silly & Ridiculous Let It Go Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about let it go you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean begone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make let it go pranks.
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My c**... Is So White
Police Let It Go With A Warning
Told to me by a six year old.
Why was the snow yellow?
Because Elsa let it go!
I am a waiter and I have regular family every week on Monday. I exchange jokes with the youngest boy and he always wins free dessert. This week however he won a free meal for the whole family. I laughed til I made yellow snow
Edit. Did not know it was my cake day! I think this is my first joke post. Just wanted to share.
I made one little mistake 8 years ago and my wife still won't let it go.
She always forces me to go back to the park and pick him up.
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A doctor had s**......
A doctor had s**... with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have s**... with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering...
"You're a veterinarian, you sick s**... fiend."
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Two Russian sailors decide to quit drinking,
but they still have a bottle of v**... left, and they refuse to let it go to waste, so one says:" Anatoli, i shall hold the bottle in one hand behind my back, if you can guess which one, we will drink it, if not, i will throw it overboard." They agree on this. The first sailor hides the bottle, the second guesses:"Left!"
"Keep guessing, Anatoli, keep guessing."
It's been three weeks since I put superglue on my friend's pen.
But he still can't let it go.
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Marine Biologists
A team of marine biologists accidentally catch a porpoise in one of their nets. They about to let it go, when they notice it has feet! They study it and perform tests, and are now ready to release it. One of the biologists asks, "Why don't we cut its feet off?" To which the other replies, "That would defeat the porpoise!"
Al Gore is in the wrong line of work
Some people's names match their careers surprisingly well. Imagine a psychic named Krystal Ball or a stylist named Barbera Cutter.
But Al Gore is a failure in this regard. He had the perfect opportunity to start a math rock band in the 80s or 90s and just chose to not. It should have been fate.
I personally will never let it go that I'll never hear an album from the math rock legends the Al Gore Rhythms.
I always said, "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours."
Child Protective Services said, "That's no excuse."
My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago.
She can't seem to let it go.
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I got an icy h**... from Elsa last week
But three seconds in I was screaming Let it go! Let it go!!
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Dr. Mike had s**... with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Mike, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of your patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Mike."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:
What's wrong with you Mike, you're a veterinarian.
Elsa
My daughter just told me this before bed.
Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?
Because she'll let it goooo
So a dart player came up to me and said "Why did u put super glue on my dart? '...
I said "You can't just let it go can you"
I really wanted to have an abortion joke.
But I decided to let it go... don't worry it wasn't fully developed.
What does Elsa do with a Balloon?
She'll let it go!
A man is working in the shoe factory
A man is working in the shoe factory, talking with his supervisor from across the line. As he works on the incomplete shoe, he strikes up a conversation with his boss. "Anything new in your world Bob?" he asks. "Yeah, actually! I just finished my degree and am starting a 2nd job as a therapist!", he responds. The man, moving on to the bottom of the shoe is shocked. "Wow, that's great! You know, I've actually been having trouble getting over Jess-" he starts, before Bob interrupts "Let it go man. It's time to heel".
They say if you love something you should let it go...
So why am I going to jail for leaving my kid in Walmart?
Frozen has found its way into my house
I'm not happy about it but I've been told to Let it Go.
Was holding a crab when it started pinching me
My mom told me to let it go. I replied no, this is the least abusive relationship I've ever been in.
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Better to burp and have a second taste....
...than to f**... and let it go to waste...
This 14 yr old girl in the news that is being frozen cryogenically, her Mother wanted to comply with her wishes, but her Father didn't...
Does he just have to let it go?..
Why did Elsa lose her kite?
She let it go.
People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'...
The song never bothered me anyway.
My friend is still mad at me for putting super glue on his baseball 10 years ago.
He still can't let it go...
Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?
You never know when she'll Let it Go.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? She will Let It Go!
They say "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours."
I don't care. I'm never dating a boomerang again.
Too many people are obsessing over Frozen.
They need to let it go
My family tried to stage an intervention for my so called "Disney obsession".
I tried not to let them in, but they wouldn't let it go.
Microsoft Word is like my girlfriend...
...When I tell her to ignore something, she can't let it go.
An 8 year old kid told me this joke.
Why shouldn't you let Elsa hold on to your kite?
Because she will let it go.
Why did the fisherman catch the Mackerel and then let it go?
Cause he's all about that Bass, bout that Bass.... No Mackerel.
Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?
Because she...let it go!
War crimes, helium balloons, sphincter control; just some of the things "Let it Go" doesn't apply to.
I really really wanted to meet Elsa
I was told to let it go
Why does James Bay have to be so indecisive?
First he wants me to hold back the river, then he wants me to let it go!
I heard they are making Frozen 2..
..I think they just need to let it go.
My mom's funnies are rare and usually unintentional.
I finally got that song out of my head...
I sort of "let it go".
Frozen
"I hate how everyone is obsessing over frozen. They really need to just let it go."
A cop arrested a European robot, but eventually let it go.
He couldn't charge it with anything.
Why can't anybody win at a Frozen claw machine?
Because it will always let it go
Putin caught a goldfish
And then he let it go. Goldfish asked "What about three wishes?" Putin said "Ok, what do you want?"
Relationships are like farts....
......if you hold on to them when you should let it go, you will end up shutting yourself.
It's been 4 years and people still talk about Frozen.
I wish they'd let it go.
What did Elsa say to Hodor?
Let it go, let it go; turn away and slam the door.
I charged my phone,
but I didn't have enough evidence to indict, so I had to let it go.
My daughter used to have a "Frozen" kite...
But she let it go.
Frozen wasn't that good guys and no one can conince me otherwise
just let it go. let it go
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f**... is like the frozen song.
In the public: Conceal, don't feel... Don't let them know.
At home: Let it go, let it go... Can't hold it back anymore.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Doctor Dave has s**... with one of his patients...
Doctor Dave had s**... with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while, he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said, Dave, don't worry about it. You're not the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go.
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering Dave, you're a vet…
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Doctor Kevin had s**... with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long
Doctor Kevin had s**... with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
"Kevin don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Kevin."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:
.
.
Kevin....
Kevin....
You're a veterinary doctor"
Baby Skunk.
Dave and his wife, Anne, were driving home one very cold night in Wisconsin, when Anne yells at him to stop the car. Anne jumps out and picks up a little bundle that was laying in the road. She brings it back to the car and it turns out it was a baby skunk. It was barely alive, but very cold.
Anne says, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
Dave says, "Okay, get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to keep it warm?
"Put it between your legs. It ought to be nice and warm there."
Anne says, "But what about the smell?"
"Just hold his little nose."
Disney, Frozen is played out at this point...
Let it go!
A family decides to invite their priest over for dinner...
They have a great dinner talking about religion and how it helps with their daily lives. After dinner when the priest leaves, the wife comes back to the table to find out that one of their silver spoons is missing. The wife asks her husband if it might be the priest but the husband says that it cant be as he is a righteous man. The wife decides to let it go.
The following year they decide to invite the priest for dinner again. This time as the priest sits down at the table, the wife cannot help herself but ask if the priest had taken their spoon last year. The priest looks at her and says, I left it between the pages of your bible.
What do you say to your bowel of your constipation?
Let it go!
An elderly man goes to the doctor for help with terrible gas.
He tells her that he is passing wind constantly and it can be a bit uncomfortable but luckily when he passes wind it doesn't smell or make any noise so he is free to let it go whenever he needs to. In fact, he says, I'm doing it now and you'd never know!
She gives him some medication and sends him off and tells him to come back in 2 weeks.
When he returns he seems upset. He says that the level of gas is more or less the same but it smells so bad that it's choking him.
She says well, that's your sinuses sorted now let's work on your hearing.
I gave away my copy of Frozen...
I had to let it go.
Why cant you give Elsea a ballon?
Cause she'll let it go.
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A doctor had s**... with his patient
A doctor had s**... with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.
But every once in a while, he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have s**... with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering, "You're a veterinarian, you sick s**... fiend."
That song from Frozen is really getting old...
I kind of wish people would just... Let it go
Why would Elsa (from frozen) be a good stripper?
She would "Let it Go" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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If you love something let it go, if it comes back with a toddlers arm, it was probably a Pit Bull.
I used to have an irrational hatred of that song from frozen...
but I let it go.
What don't football players NOT want to do during the Super Bowl?
Let it Go
If you're having an annoying song in your head
Just Let it go...
Frozen came out over a year ago...
I really think it is time some people just Let It Go already.
Really sick of people still talking about Frozen
Just let it go already
The Movie 'Frozen' is Like a Bad Girlfriend...
Sometimes you just gotta let it go.
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Yikes, I guess no one is safe.
Doctor Dave had s**... with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said:
Dave, don't worry bout it. You aren't the first doctor to have s**... with his patient, and you wont be the last…and your single to…let it go!
but invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality.
Dave, Dave, Dave…
…You're a veterinarian…
To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":
Dog tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's my property.
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast,
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."
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An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator.
Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to f**....
Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy.
Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell.
A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.
"Holy cow! What's that smell?"
"I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?"
"Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
