Lesser Jokes
26 lesser jokes and hilarious lesser puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lesser that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article looks at the lesser known jokes that have tended to fly under the radar, but shouldn't. Get ready to laugh as we investigate the small evils that are sure to bring out even greater smiles.
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Funniest Lesser Short Jokes
Short lesser jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lesser humour may include short smaller jokes also.
- Everyone knows of Yao Ming, one of the most iconic basketball players of his generation. Far lesser known was his sister Rai, one of the preeminent female poets of her generation.
- Dad Joke My dad - who was a chef - always referred to the cheese knife as "the lesser implement". Once I was going to ask him "Dad, what's the greater implement?" but I just stopped myself in time.
- The lesser-known fourth Wise Man brought baby Jesus the gift of protein powder. It was a whey in a manger.
- What do you call a guy with a big orange nose? Sir. The man has enough on his plate without being treated as a lesser individual by society.
- Some of the biggest red flags I can think of are Danish, Chinese, Spainish, Turkish, or albanian And to a lesser extent, Canadian, Indonesean, Hatian, American, and Japanese
- A history question about some lesser known figures. Who was George Washington Carver? The guy who cut up George Washington.
- What did Kansas say they're lesser known sister band? O-hi-o! I must have missed you there!
- Have you ever heard about Mothers Against Drunk Driving's lesser known sister organization "Fathers Against Drunk Driving"? Probably not, it didn't last very long, it was only a fad.
- Little known quotes from the Bible. Jesus Christ "So, you want me to be king of the Jews and cut the tip off my what ?" Lesser known Quote "But I don't like fish sandwiches".
- Two boll weevils grew up together. One became rich and famous. They other became poor and homeless. The second one is the lesser of two weevils.
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Lesser One Liners
Which lesser one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lesser? I can suggest the ones about fewer and greater.
- Two weevils were in a fight... The loser was forever known as the lesser of two weevils
- Ajit Pai walks out of a bar.. With no drinks. He ordered a lesser known brand of vine.
- What are minorities? Lesser people.
- Amputees are lesser people.
- FREE HONG KONG *with purchase of a Hong Kong of equal or lesser value.
- o**... B: The sluttier, lesser known member of the Spice Girls.
Lesser Known Jokes
Here is a list of funny lesser known jokes and even better lesser known puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is Minecraft? It's h**...'s lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.
Cheerful Fun Lesser Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about lesser you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inferior jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lesser pranks.
Trump talking to his advisor...
**Trump** The lesser the immigrants we have, the better
**Advisor** You mean fewer…
**Trump** Ssshhh! Don't call me that in public yet!
Lesser known Knights of the Round Table
I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield. - Sir Prize
I shall see you around. - Sir Cumference
We shall fight on land or sea. - Sir Fenturf
I was the knight who was afraid to fight. - Sir Render
I was the unbelievable knight. - Sir Real
I was the knight that drank too much. - Sir Rhosis
Everyone knows the Russians sent a dog to space, but lesser known is the mission where they sent a cow.
The mission went terribly and everyone involved, including the cow was sworn to secrecy. He was a cows-moo-not.
Everyone knows Charles Dickens as a famous author of great classics. Lesser known is his short-lived Apple Cider business. He had to close it after complaints of unexpected pregnancies.
It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?
Boll weevils are detrimental to cotton crops. If you had to have boll weevils on your farm, which do you want, a big weevil or a little weevil?
The little weevil, because you always want the *lesser of two weevils.*
My botany professor just told us this.
Van Gogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:
* The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
* The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
* His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
* An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
* And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh
Boll Weavels
There were two brothers that happened to be boll weavels. One brother desired more than just to destroy crops and learned to play guitar. He got so good, he became a successful country music star.
His brother just stayed home and slept. You could say he was the lesser of two weavels.
Two weevils grew up in South Carolina
One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.
One went all the way out to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
