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Which kid?

Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you.
Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:
Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!
Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!
I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".

In the beginning...

Miller Brewing said, "Let there be Lite."
The Fat Broad said, "Less filling, but I'm not sure it tastes great."

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What is the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite?

Israelites contain about 20% less fat.

According to a new study being obese can cut your risk of dementia

Or in other words fat people are less likely to forget where the chocolate is kept

Subway is rolling out a new signature sub.

Ask your sandwich artist for the 'Jared'.
It is served with less then 13 grams of fat.

Discover this one crazy, weird, OLD trick for eliminating body fat!

Eat less food.

best way to stop fat shaming

less eating,more exercising.

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