Less Fat Jokes

14 less fat jokes and hilarious less fat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about less fat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Less Fat Short Jokes

Short less fat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The less fat humour may include short fatter jokes also.

  1. Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you.
    Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one
  2. Q: Want to know how can you get rid of 16lb of ugly fat in less than 5 minutes? A: Cut your head off
  3. In the beginning... Miller Brewing said, "Let there be Lite."
    The Fat Broad said, "Less filling, but I'm not sure it tastes great."
  4. What is the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite? Israelites contain about 20% less fat.
  5. According to a new study being obese can cut your risk of dementia Or in other words fat people are less likely to forget where the chocolate is kept
  6. Subway is rolling out a new signature sub. Ask your sandwich artist for the 'Jared'.
    It is served with less then 13 grams of fat.
  7. Imagine if Fat Woman was triggered instead of Fat Man. That Japanese would have been a lot less surprised.

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Less Fat One Liners

Which less fat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with less fat? I can suggest the ones about thinner and fewer.

  1. Fat people are harder to kidnap But skinny people are worth less at the meat market
  2. Discover this one crazy, weird, OLD trick for eliminating body fat! Eat less food.
  3. best way to stop fat shaming less eating,more exercising.

Less Fat Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about less fat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lose weight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make less fat pranks.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:
Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!
Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!
I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".