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They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren't man haters!
For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.
None they both eat out.
Now, while I am happy with the gift, I guess they didn`t quite understand what I meant when I told them, "I wanna watch".
Lickalottapus.
They don't like Dicks...
When he gets to LA, he decides to stop at a local watering hole and grab a beer. He's sitting there in his hat, jeans, and boots, when a woman walks up and sits down beside him.
Woman: Are you a cowboy?
Cowboy: Well yes ma'am, I am.
Woman: Like a real deal cowboy?
Cowboy: I don't know any other kind.
Woman: I've never met a real cowboy before.
Cowboy: Well now you have.
Woman: Well?
Cowboy: Well what?
Woman: Aren't you going to ask what I am?
Cowboy: Well, uh, what are you?
Woman: I'm a lesbian.
Cowboy: A lesb- . . . I don't believe I know what that is.
Woman: It means that I like women. I like to kiss them and touch them and make love to them.
Cowboy: . . . .
The woman gets up and leaves and another woman comes into the bar. She spots the cowboy sitting there with his beer and takes a seat beside him.
Woman: Are you a cowboy?
Cowboy: Well ma'am, I thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
harharhar.
Because they're constantly eating out!
1st Daughter:"Dad, I am a lesbian"
Dad; "Oh okay!"
2nd Daughter: "I'm a lesbian too..."
Dad: "Jesus Christ, does any one in this family love dicks?"
Son: "I do."
The couple gave me a very nice Rolex for my birthday. I'm slightly disappointed though. I should of clarified what I meant when I said "I wanna watch".
Confesses the daughter.
Her younger sister shouts from the kitchen "Me too dad."
"Goddammit" Exclaims the father. "Will one of you bring a man to this house!?"
"I will, Dad." Says the son from his room.
Same time next month?
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They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
Finger painting.
Apparently "in HD" wasn't the right answer
To plan for their upcoming nuptials. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage we won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."
See you next month!
In Hd was not the correct answer.
It's called tricoxagain.
I think they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch."
Which finally gave us something in common.
To buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage that he won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."
(posted before but I felt it was an appropriate time for it to rerun.)
Because rock beats scissors.
All my partner and I do is eat out.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
Same amount of heat, none of the meat.
Straight until you get them wet.
A flying carpet muncher.
I'm so sorry.
They prefer to eat out.
Because they hate Dick's
Apparently 'In HD' wasn't the right answer.
It was mighty kind of them, but they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch"
I guess in HD was not the answer she was expecting.
I guess "In HD" is the wrong answer
I was quite surprised when the gave me a rolex. It was an incredibly generous gift, but I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch."
She was a lesbian.
Neither. They eat out.
They just get really excited about scissors.
A Klondyke.
Guess we need to stop eating out
I don't think they knew what I meant when I said "I wanna watch"
... As long as a gay marries a lesbian.
I guess they misheard me when I said I wanna watch.
Gaelic
Arrr scissor me timbers
...you could call them maxi-mum and mini-mum.
I guess they didn't realize what I meant when I said I wanna watch .
Apparently "4K ultra high definition" was not the right answer.
Which one is going to tell the dad jokes?
Apparently 1080p Full Screen HD wasn't the right answer.
It's a beautiful and very thoughtful experience, but I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.
I really like it but I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch .
Apparently, in Full HD was not the right answer
Upon opening it the man said, This is really nice, but I think you ladies misunderstood when I told you I wanna watch
They only focus on the box and ignore the package!
Hung
Tit for tit.
We're very close with our lesbian neighbors. Just the other day we invited them over for dinner.
They said they'd prefer to eat out.
Apparently, 4K Ultra HD was not the answer she was expecting,
Usually, it's the male side who deals with stubborn jars in a straight relationship. But who to be charged with this sacred duty in a lesbian relationship?
The answer is no one, they eat out all the time.
I was in line at the bank and it was very busy so I had to wait awhile. At the front was a lesbian couple setting up a 529 plan for their new daughter's education. Behind them was a gay man waitinf to refinance his car. A bisexual couple was behind the gay guy talking about a home equity loan. Behind them was a trans person looking for HSA advice for upcoming treatment. I just had to wait behind the LGBT queue.
Stay strapped or get clapped
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