They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren't man haters!
For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.
Apparently "in HD" wasn't the right answer
They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
To plan for their upcoming nuptials. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage we won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."
To buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage that he won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."
(posted before but I felt it was an appropriate time for it to rerun.)
I was quite surprised when the gave me a rolex. It was an incredibly generous gift, but I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch."
1st Daughter:"Dad, I am a lesbian"
Dad; "Oh okay!"
2nd Daughter: "I'm a lesbian too..."
Dad: "Jesus Christ, does any one in this family love dicks?"
Son: "I do."
In Hd was not the correct answer.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
She was a lesbian.
I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
Same time next month?
Which one is going to tell the dad jokes?
Which finally gave us something in common.
... As long as a gay marries a lesbian.
Guess we need to stop eating out
Confesses the daughter.
Her younger sister shouts from the kitchen "Me too dad."
"Goddammit" Exclaims the father. "Will one of you bring a man to this house!?"
"I will, Dad." Says the son from his room.
Finger painting.
It's called tricoxagain.
Gaelic
Straight until you get them wet.
Arrr scissor me timbers
All my partner and I do is eat out.
I guess they didn't realize what I meant when I said I wanna watch .
Now, while I am happy with the gift, I guess they didn`t quite understand what I meant when I told them, "I wanna watch".
Because rock beats scissors.
Apparently 'In HD' wasn't the right answer.
None they both eat out.
Because they're constantly eating out!
They just get really excited about scissors.
A flying carpet muncher.
I'm so sorry.
Neither. They eat out.
They prefer to eat out.
They don't like Dicks...
I guess in HD was not the answer she was expecting.
The couple gave me a very nice Rolex for my birthday. I'm slightly disappointed though. I should of clarified what I meant when I said "I wanna watch".
Same amount of heat, none of the meat.
See you next month!
I guess "In HD" is the wrong answer
I guess they misheard me when I said I wanna watch.
...you could call them maxi-mum and mini-mum.
I think they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch."
Because they hate Dick's
A Klondyke.
I don't think they knew what I meant when I said "I wanna watch"
It was mighty kind of them, but they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch"
Lickalottapus.
Apparently "4K ultra high definition" was not the right answer.
Because the wall I share with my lesbian neighbors is real thin.
because she didn't like dicks.
I don't think she understood when I said: "I wanna watch."
A skeleton in the closet.
Sincere apologies to everyone I've just horribly offended!
"In HD" was apparently the wrong answer.
They're always eating out.
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