Leprosy Jokes
44 leprosy jokes and hilarious leprosy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leprosy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Leprosy Short Jokes
Short leprosy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leprosy humour may include short leper colony jokes also.
- Did you hear about the hockey game where all the players had leprosy? There was a face off in the corner.
- I had a date with a girl with leprosy and I think she likes me She conveniently left an ear behind
- My doctor told me he had some jaw-dropping news for me and I rushed excitedly to his office. Apparently I have leprosy.
- Why was the man with Leprosy late for his date? He couldn't get himself put together in time.
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Leprosy One Liners
Which leprosy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leprosy? I can suggest the ones about syphilis and plague.
- When the doctors diagnosed me with leprosy... ...I laughed my head off.
- I have a joke about leprosy... But it would probably fall apart at the end.
- Why are leprosy jokes hard to tell? Because the delivery tends to fall apart.
- Whats engraved on the gravestone of a person who died of leprosy? Rest in pieces
- God, I saw a man with leprosy today It made my skin crawl
- I thought leprosy was a bad idea. But now, it's growing on me.
- A doctor made a cure for leprosy... It costs an arm and a leg.
- What do you do when a man with Leprosy offers his hand for help? You give it back.
- Where does a leprosy patient buy his goods? In a second hand shop!
- What do you call a prisoner with leprosy? A leprechaun
- How do you ask someone with leprosy for help? Can you give me a hand
- What do you call an Irish conman with leprosy? A l**... Con!
- How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you? She gives you the eye.
- Early morning. I already got one foot out of the bed. Leprosy s**....
- Did you hear about the man who faked leprosy to get charity handouts? It was a l**... con.
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What funny jokes about leprosy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean measles jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leprosy pranks.
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fancy dress Party tonight. Going as a m**... guy with Leprosy
Hope I can pull it off.
Guy gets a call from his doctor.
"Your blood test results are in... I'm sorry to tell you that you have contracted leprosy," says the doctor.
"What? How?" Guy exclaims.
"Can't be sure, but we need to discuss treatment options. There is a cure, but it is extremely expensive."
"What choice do I have, doc?" Guy laments. "How much will it cost?"
"An arm and a leg."
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If you read the bible backwards its about a man sent to earth on a cross who is helped down by some Romans and told to go on his way. He then travels the world making people blind and giving them leprosy. He even ruins a meal for a huge crowd by turning all their food into 2 fish and 5 loaves.
He gets fewer followers as time goes by and in the end he's lying in a stable and 3 old men steal all his presents.
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Did you hear the news? Kevin Bacon has leprosy.
It's true. Doctors say he's got a foot loose.
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I want to create a convention for Irish folks who suffer with leprosy.
I'll call it l**...-Con.
Half price admission for the wee folk.
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it was during my naval career, I walked into another seedy bar
In another seedy port. I ordered a drink. A p**... sidles up to me and says " Hey sailor, do you want to try something new". I replied, "how, do you have leprosy?"
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If a person with leprosy goes to prison...
Does that make him a leprechaun?
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I don't know how to feel about my l**... friend...
On one hand, he gave me leprosy, on the other... oh wait.
Priest and the leprosy man
Priest walks into social care centre, with his meal. In the room there was no place to sit, except in front of the leprosy man. He started to eat. After his first bite he saw the leprosy mans eating his own fallen ear in the soup. He started to gag. The leprosy man made an excuse and he wanted to stand up and get other place to sit. The priest stopped him, and told him that he is a child of god. They continued eating, and again the eye of leprosian felt in the soup and he ate it. The priest gagged again, and this time he was close to puking the food out. Leprosy man was ready to stand up, but the priest doesnt want him to. They continued eating. After a while leprosian ate his nose. The priest puked all hiss meal on the table and and was disgusted, the leprosy man stand up and was ready to move to another table, after saying the excuses. The priest said: Oh my child, i am not disgusted of you, i was disgusted of the blind man dipping his bread in your neck. They both puked...
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Do you know why god created leprosy?
He needed someone to lend him a hand!
