Leprosy Jokes

46 leprosy jokes and hilarious leprosy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leprosy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Leprosy Short Jokes

Short leprosy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leprosy humour may include short leper colony jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the hockey game where all the players had leprosy? There was a face off in the corner.
  2. Did you hear the news? Kevin Bacon has leprosy. It's true. Doctors say he's got a foot loose.
  3. I had a date with a girl with leprosy and I think she likes me She conveniently left an ear behind
  4. They had to stop the leprosy hockey game Due to a face-off in the corner.
    Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress
  5. My doctor told me he had some jaw-dropping news for me and I rushed excitedly to his office. Apparently I have leprosy.
  6. Why was the man with Leprosy late for his date? He couldn't get himself put together in time.
  7. Did you hear? Johnny from down the street got leprosy! Poor guy doesn't have a leg to stand on...
    (credit to my friend Albert)
  8. Do you know why god created leprosy? He needed someone to lend him a hand!
  9. fancy dress Party tonight. Going as a m**... guy with Leprosy Hope I can pull it off.
  10. What did the man with leprosy say to the p**...? *Keep the tip.*

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Leprosy One Liners

Which leprosy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leprosy? I can suggest the ones about syphilis and plague.

  1. When the doctors diagnosed me with leprosy... ...I laughed my head off.
  2. What do you call a midget with leprosy? A leperchaun!
  3. How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you? She gives you the eye.
  4. What do you call a convention of short Irishmen with leprosy? Lepercon
  5. I have a joke about leprosy... But it would probably fall apart at the end.
  6. Why are leprosy jokes hard to tell? Because the delivery tends to fall apart.
  7. Whats engraved on the gravestone of a person who died of leprosy? Rest in pieces
  8. God, I saw a man with leprosy today It made my skin crawl
  9. I thought leprosy was a bad idea. But now, it's growing on me.
  10. A doctor made a cure for leprosy... It costs an arm and a leg.
  11. If a person with leprosy goes to prison... Does that make him a leprechaun?
  12. What do you do when a man with Leprosy offers his hand for help? You give it back.
  13. Where does a leprosy patient buy his goods? In a second hand shop!
  14. What do you call a prisoner with leprosy? A leprechaun
  15. How do you ask someone with leprosy for help? Can you give me a hand

Leprosy joke, How do you ask someone with leprosy for help?

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Leprosy Jokes

What funny jokes about leprosy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean measles jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leprosy pranks.

Guy gets a call from his doctor.

"Your blood test results are in... I'm sorry to tell you that you have contracted leprosy," says the doctor.
"What? How?" Guy exclaims.
"Can't be sure, but we need to discuss treatment options. There is a cure, but it is extremely expensive."
"What choice do I have, doc?" Guy laments. "How much will it cost?"
"An arm and a leg."

If you read the bible backwards its about a man sent to earth on a cross who is helped down by some Romans and told to go on his way. He then travels the world making people blind and giving them leprosy. He even ruins a meal for a huge crowd by turning all their food into 2 fish and 5 loaves.

He gets fewer followers as time goes by and in the end he's lying in a stable and 3 old men steal all his presents.

What do you call an Irish conman with leprosy?

A l**... Con!

I want to create a convention for Irish folks who suffer with leprosy.

I'll call it l**...-Con.
Half price admission for the wee folk.

Early morning. I already got one foot out of the bed.

Leprosy s**....

What do you call an Irish scammer that has leprosy?

A l**... Con

Did you hear about the man who faked leprosy to get charity handouts?

It was a l**... con.

What do you call a liar with leprosy?

A l**...-con

it was during my naval career, I walked into another seedy bar

In another seedy port. I ordered a drink. A p**... sidles up to me and says " Hey sailor, do you want to try something new". I replied, "how, do you have leprosy?"

I don't know how to feel about my l**... friend...

On one hand, he gave me leprosy, on the other... oh wait.

Leprosy joke, I don't know how to feel about my l**... friend...

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