The Best 7 Leprechauns Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Leprechauns jokes. There are some leprechauns elves jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these leprechauns fairy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Leprechauns Jokes and Puns

Mother Superior is in the convent, when she hears a knock at the door. She opens the door and is shocked to see two leprechauns standing at the threshold, hats in hand. The first leprechaun speaks, "Mother Superior, would you be having any leprechaun nuns in this convent?"

"No, my son. We have no leprechaun nuns in this convent."

"And mother, do you have any leprechaun nuns in all of Ireland?"

"No my son, I don't believe there's a single leprechaun nun in the whole church!"

The first leprechaun rounds on his companion and shouts, "AH TOL' YE YOU'D BEEN FOOKIN' A PENGUIN!"

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Why are leprechauns always laughing when they're running?

Because the grass is tickling their nuts

They don't set the bar very high in Ireland...

It makes the leprechauns angry.

What do leprechauns eat on St. Patricks day?

Unicorned Beef

You Gotta Hand It to Leprechauns

Because they Can't Reach It!


Why are all Leprechauns drug addicts?

Because there's pot at the end of the rainbow!

Where do diseased Leprechauns get sent?

Leprecolonies.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the leprechauns hahahahahahaha jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working leprechauns little leprechaun piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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