Leprechaun Jokes

Funniest Leprechaun Short Jokes

Short leprechaun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leprechaun humour may include short fairy jokes also.

1. Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin? He was tragically malicious.
2. Captain Crunch, Lucky the leprechaun, and the Trix rabbit have been found murdered in recent months. Police believe they're all victims of character assassination.
3. Leprechauns Why are leprechauns always laughing when they're running?
   Because the grass is tickling their nuts
4. What's the difference between blue whales and green peas? A leprechaun doesn't get offended if you ask him if his whale's blue.
5. A man walks into an Irish bar... A man walks into an Irish bar and orders a tall glass of Guinness. The leprechaun next to him turns and says, Can I borrow a dollar?? I'm a little short.
6. What do you call a leprechaun's prank? A St. Pat-trick! Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
7. Whats the most obvious feature shared by a leprechaun and a sober Irishman? Neither exist.
8. In honor of St. Patrick's day I'm here to tell you everything I know about leprechauns. Very little
9. What do you call a deceitful little criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow? A leprechaun artist!
10. A German, a Scandinavian, and a Leprechaun walk into a bar... Nobody can really remember much of what happened after that.

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Leprechaun One Liners

Which leprechaun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leprechaun? I can suggest the ones about garden gnome and christmas elf.

1. A leprechaun walks into a bar I guess it wasn't set very high
2. What did the redditor say to the leprechaun? Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!
3. What is a Leprechauns favorite rock band? Green Day
4. What did the poor leprechaun say as he ran from the police? You'll never get me copper!
5. They don't set the bar very high in Ireland... It makes the leprechauns angry.
6. I'll tell you what I know about leprechauns very little
7. What do you call a leprechaun drinking a Guinness? Short and Stout!
8. What do you call it when a leprechaun sharts? Lucky streak
9. What do leprechauns eat on St. Patricks day? Unicorned Beef
10. What's green and laughs at you while riding away? A Leprechaun on a race horse!
11. You Gotta Hand It to Leprechauns Because they Can't Reach It!
12. A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play? Fortunes.
13. The Leprechaun & The Stripper A Terrifying tale from North Clare
14. What do call a leprechaun convention? Lepre-con.
15. Where does a zombie leprechaun keep his gold? At the end of the brainbow!

Irish Leprechaun Jokes

Here is a list of funny irish leprechaun jokes and even better irish leprechaun puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My Friend: I have an Irish Wiener, its magically delicious. *I turn around and say* And it's small, like a leprechaun.
• A small Irish man escaped from prison today. He's a leprechaun-vict.

Little Leprechaun Jokes

Here is a list of funny little leprechaun jokes and even better little leprechaun puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they're usually a little short

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Leprechaun Jokes

What funny jokes about leprechaun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pot of gold jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leprechaun pranks.