Leprechaun Jokes

58 leprechaun jokes and hilarious leprechaun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leprechaun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Ready for a laugh? Read these hilarious Leprechaun Jokes for preschoolers - from the mischievous goblins of Dublin to the luck of the shamrock! Enjoy a chuckle as your little ones learn about these Irish folklore characters.

Funniest Leprechaun Short Jokes

Short leprechaun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leprechaun humour may include short fairy jokes also.

  1. Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin? He was tragically malicious.
  2. Captain Crunch, Lucky the leprechaun, and the Trix rabbit have been found murdered in recent months. Police believe they're all victims of character assassination.
  3. Leprechauns Why are leprechauns always laughing when they're running?
    Because the grass is tickling their nuts
  4. If you have a tiny green ball in one hand, and a tiny green ball in the other, what do you have? The undivided attention of a leprechaun.
  5. What's the difference between blue whales and green peas? A leprechaun doesn't get offended if you ask him if his whale's blue.
  6. A man walks into an Irish bar... A man walks into an Irish bar and orders a tall glass of Guinness. The leprechaun next to him turns and says, Can I borrow a dollar?? I'm a little short.
  7. What do you call a leprechaun's prank? A St. Pat-trick! Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
  8. Whats the most obvious feature shared by a leprechaun and a sober Irishman? Neither exist.
  9. In honor of St. Patrick's day I'm here to tell you everything I know about leprechauns. Very little
  10. What do you call a deceitful little criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow? A leprechaun artist!

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Leprechaun One Liners

Which leprechaun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leprechaun? I can suggest the ones about garden gnome and christmas elf.

  1. A leprechaun walks into a bar I guess it wasn't set very high
  2. What did the redditor say to the leprechaun? Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!
  3. What is a Leprechauns favorite rock band? Green Day
  4. What did the poor leprechaun say as he ran from the police? You'll never get me copper!
  5. They don't set the bar very high in Ireland... It makes the leprechauns angry.
  6. I'll tell you what I know about leprechauns very little
  7. What do you call a leprechaun drinking a Guinness? Short and Stout!
  8. What do you call it when a leprechaun sharts? Lucky streak
  9. What do leprechauns eat on St. Patricks day? Unicorned Beef
  10. What's green and laughs at you while riding away? A Leprechaun on a race horse!
  11. You Gotta Hand It to Leprechauns Because they Can't Reach It!
  12. A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play? Fortunes.
  13. The Leprechaun & The Stripper A Terrifying tale from North Clare
  14. What do call a leprechaun convention? Lepre-con.
  15. If a person with leprosy goes to prison... Does that make him a leprechaun?

Irish Leprechaun Jokes

Here is a list of funny irish leprechaun jokes and even better irish leprechaun puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My Friend: I have an Irish Wiener, its magically delicious. *I turn around and say* And it's small, like a leprechaun.
  • What do you call an Irish Jew? A leprechaun!
  • A small Irish man escaped from prison today. He's a leprechaun-vict.
  • What's the difference between an inmate with a skin disease and a tiny Irish man? One's a l**...-con, and the other's a leprechaun.

Little Leprechaun Jokes

Here is a list of funny little leprechaun jokes and even better little leprechaun puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they're usually a little short
  • What's the difference between a little guy with a p**... o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off? One's a leprechaun and the other's a l**...-con.
Leprechaun joke, What's the difference between a little guy with a p**... o' gold and a big gathering where people's

Leprechaun joke, What's the difference between a little guy with a p**... o' gold and a big gathering where people's

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Leprechaun Jokes

What funny jokes about leprechaun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pot of gold jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leprechaun pranks.

I just got a hand-job from a Leprechaun

It was a real s**... of luck to be sure

So a Nun, a Rabi, a Lion, a Zombie, a Leprechaun, a goldfish, a Space Alien, a pair of Siamese twins, and a blonde walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What's the difference between a leprechaun and a h**... with 5 STD's?

Well one of them is a cunning runt.

A man enters a golfing tournament...

... but he is terrible at golf. However, an evil leprechaun lives at the golf course. He says to the man,
"I see you are terrible at golf, but I can help you win the tournament, if you agree to never marry."
The man agrees.
After he wins the tournament, the leprechaun asks for his name.
The man says:
"Father Smith" as he adjusts his priest's collar.
(A priest joke with 100% less p**...!)

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

u**... luck

Do you know what they call leprechaun pee?

u**... luck!

I used to think hard work beats luck..

until a leprechaun banged my wife while I was at the office

[nsfw] What do you call it when a leprechaun gives you a h**...?

A s**... of luck

What is the Zombie equivalent of a Leprechaun's p**... o' Gold?

Crypt o' Currency.

What's the difference between my s**... life and a leprechaun?

If you told me the leprechaun existed, I'd believe you...

A German, a Scandinavian, and a Leprechaun walk into a bar...

Nobody can really remember much of what happened after that.

What do you say to someone who just got peed on by a leprechaun?

u**... luck!

Mother Superior is in the convent, when she hears a knock at the door. She opens the door and is shocked to see two leprechauns standing at the threshold, hats in hand. The first leprechaun speaks, "Mother Superior, would you be having any leprechaun nuns in this convent?"

"No, my son. We have no leprechaun nuns in this convent."
"And mother, do you have any leprechaun nuns in all of Ireland?"
"No my son, I don't believe there's a single leprechaun nun in the whole church!"
The first leprechaun rounds on his companion and shouts, "AH TOL' YE YOU'D BEEN FOOKIN' A PENGUIN!"

What do you call a h**... from a leprechaun?

A s**... of luck.

A police officer stopped me and searched my pockets. Found a bag of w**....

"What have we here?"
"It's not mine officer."
He scoffs.
"I'm serious! I was cursed by a leprechaun, you know what scallywags they are. Now, every single time I flush this chronic down the toilet it magically reappears in my pocket."
"Try me!"
He frowns, but follows me as we head to the bathroom in this cafe. I take out the cannabis and flush it down the c**.... He checks my pocket and asks,
"So where's the bag of w**...?"
"What bag of w**...?"

Leprechaun joke, A police officer stopped me and searched my pockets. Found a bag of w**....