The Best 40 Leprechaun Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Leprechaun jokes. There are some leprechaun guiness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these leprechaun little leprechaun puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Leprechaun Jokes and Puns
I just got a hand-job from a Leprechaun
It was a real stroke of luck to be sure
So a Nun, a Rabi, a Lion, a Zombie, a Leprechaun, a goldfish, a Space Alien, a pair of Siamese twins, and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
What's the difference between a leprechaun and a hooker with 5 STD's?
Well one of them is a cunning runt.
What do you call an Irish Jew?
A leprechaun!
Leprechauns
Why are leprechauns always laughing when they're running?
Because the grass is tickling their nuts
A priest, a rabbit and a leprechaun walk into a bar.
The leprechaun says, "Bejesus, I'm in the wrong joke!"
A man enters a golfing tournament...
... but he is terrible at golf. However, an evil leprechaun lives at the golf course. He says to the man,
"I see you are terrible at golf, but I can help you win the tournament, if you agree to never marry."
The man agrees.
After he wins the tournament, the leprechaun asks for his name.
The man says:
"Father Smith" as he adjusts his priest's collar.
(A priest joke with 100% less pedophilia!)
What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?
Urine luck
Whats the most obvious feature shared by a leprechaun and a sober Irishman?
Neither exist.
So did you hear about the leprechaun that got arrested for identity theft?
Police are calling it a misgnomer
The Leprechaun & The Stripper
A Terrifying tale from North Clare
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What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee?
A cereal killer!
Do you know what they call leprechaun pee?
Urine luck!
What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?
One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.
A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play?
Fortunes.
I used to think hard work beats luck..
until a leprechaun banged my wife while I was at the office
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're usually a little short
What's the difference between an inmate with a skin disease and a tiny Irish man?
One's a leper-con, and the other's a leprechaun.
A Rabbi, a horse, and a leprechaun walk into a bar...
...and the bartender says, "What do guys think this is, a joke?"
[nsfw] What do you call it when a leprechaun gives you a handjob?
A stroke of luck
If a person with leprosy goes to prison...
Does that make him a leprechaun?
A leprechaun walks into a bar
I guess it wasn't set very high
A troll, a hag and a leprechaun walk into a bar
The bartender said, "What will you have Umbridge?"
What's the difference between my sex life and a leprechaun?
If you told me the leprechaun existed, I'd believe you...
I was sent home early today.
Apparently, asking a dwarf why he isn't wearing his leprechaun costume was offensive. I have to do 3 hours of sensitivity training.
A German, a Scandinavian, and a Leprechaun walk into a bar...
Nobody can really remember much of what happened after that.
What do leprechauns eat on St. Patricks day?
Unicorned Beef
If you have a tiny green ball in one hand, and a tiny green ball in the other, what do you have?
The undivided attention of a leprechaun.
What did the poor leprechaun say as he ran from the police?
You'll never get me copper!
What do you call a deceitful little criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow?
A leprechaun artist!
What do you say to someone who just got peed on by a leprechaun?
Urine luck!
Why are all Leprechauns drug addicts?
Because there's pot at the end of the rainbow!
What did the prostitute say to the leprechaun?
Sorry, must be THIS tall to ride.
Where does a zombie leprechaun keep his gold?
At the end of the brainbow!
What do you call a prisoner with leprosy?
A leprechaun
Mother Superior is in the convent, when she hears a knock at the door. She opens the door and is shocked to see two leprechauns standing at the threshold, hats in hand. The first leprechaun speaks, "Mother Superior, would you be having any leprechaun nuns in this convent?"
"No, my son. We have no leprechaun nuns in this convent."
"And mother, do you have any leprechaun nuns in all of Ireland?"
"No my son, I don't believe there's a single leprechaun nun in the whole church!"
The first leprechaun rounds on his companion and shouts, "AH TOL' YE YOU'D BEEN FOOKIN' A PENGUIN!"
What do you call it when a leprechaun sharts?
Lucky streak
What do call a leprechaun convention?
Lepre-con.
My Friend: I have an Irish Wiener, its magically delicious.
*I turn around and say* And it's small, like a leprechaun.
A man walks into an Irish bar...
A man walks into an Irish bar and orders a tall glass of Guinness. The leprechaun next to him turns and says, Can I borrow a dollar?? I'm a little short.
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