Leppard Jokes

28 leppard jokes and hilarious leppard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leppard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Leppard Short Jokes

Short leppard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leppard humour may include short def leppard jokes also.

  1. Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving? Because you only need one arm to drum along..
  2. Def leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.
    Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me.
  3. The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song Helen Keller .
    Courtesy of my adult daughter onto which my 'dad humor' has clearly rubbed off!!
  4. What is the best music to air drum to while driving? Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
  5. How does Rick Allen (Def Leppard drummer) count in a 4 beat? *opens mouth, taps cheeks 4 times*
  6. I'd give my left arm to have been in The Beatles. But, then, I guess that would have made us Def Leppard.
  7. Def Leppard: Why does the Leppard have to be def? He got hit in the ear by a rock of ages!
  8. What has 9 arms and s**...? Def Leppard.
  9. What has nine arms and s**...? Your mom on Def Leppard's tour bus.

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Leppard One Liners

Which leppard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leppard? I can suggest the ones about arms and limbs.

  1. What has 9 arms and 10 legs? A Def Leppard.
  2. When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid... ... she becomes a Def Leppard
  3. What's a big cat that can't hear? Def Leppard.
  4. What happens to a cougar that needs a hearing aid? She becomes a Def Leppard.
  5. What do call a Cougar that has lost her hearing? A Def Leppard
  6. What big cat shouldn't you take to a rock concert? A Def Leppard
  7. What has 8 legs and 7 arms? Def Leppard
  8. What do you call a cat that's been listening to too much rock and roll? Def Leppard.
  9. What has nine arms and blows? Def Leppard
  10. What has 5 arms and rocks? Def Leppard
  11. What is the only deaf animal? Def Leppard
  12. Why are all of Def Leppard's songs at half tempo? Because their drummer only has one arm.
  13. The Def Leppard show last night was great! I give it 9 thumbs up.
  14. Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore? They all lost their hearing
  15. What has seven arms and can't spell? Def Leppard

Leppard joke, What has seven arms and can't spell?

Amusing Leppard Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about leppard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leppard pranks.

Leppard joke, What is the best music to air drum to while driving?