The Best 13 Leppard Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Leppard jokes. There are some leppard swingset jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these leppard styx puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Leppard Jokes and Puns

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

Leppard joke, What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

What's a big cat that can't hear?

Def Leppard.

What big cat shouldn't you take to a rock concert?

A Def Leppard


What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What do you call a cat that's been listening to too much rock and roll?

Def Leppard.

Leppard joke, What do you call a cat that's been listening to too much rock and roll?

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

How does Rick Allen (Def Leppard drummer) count in a 4 beat?

*opens mouth, taps cheeks 4 times*

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What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard

I'd give my left arm to have been in The Beatles.

But, then, I guess that would have made us Def Leppard.

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