The Best 13 Lepers Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lepers jokes. There are some lepers amputees jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lepers inri puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lepers Jokes and Puns

So these lepers are playing ice hockey and he gets kicked off the team. Why?

Because there was a face off on the ice.

So I was playing poker with a few lepers...

when someone threw in a hand.

How do lepers treat hookers like waitresses?

They always leave a tip

Lepers joke, How do lepers treat hookers like waitresses?

Never play poker with lepers.

They always throw their hands in.

Lepers are the kindest human beings

You ask them for a hand, they'll give you the whole arm...


2 lepers playing poker...

1 throws his hand in, the other laughs his head off.

What do you call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi?

Oatmeal.

Lepers joke, What do you call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi?

Why did the prostitute leave the leper colony?

Because her business was falling off.

What did the lepers say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

You can explore lepers optimists reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean lepers alot dad jokes. There are also lepers puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why don't lepers play Hockey?

All the face offs scare the crowd.

What do you call 10 lepers in a hot tub?

Porridge

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lepers daikon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lepers quarantine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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