Leopard Print Jokes
3 leopard print jokes and hilarious leopard print puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leopard print that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Leopard Print Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What is a good leopard print joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The capital police chief asked, "Do you have any leads or suspects for the congressional riot?" The officer responded, "I'd like to question the senator wearing high heels and a spandex leopard print dress." The chief frowned and said...
"Please, just wear your police uniform."
A complete list of things that look awesome with leopard-print:
Leopards. that's it.
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A man wanted to kill his wife, so he got a hold of a notorious assassin named Arty. The man tells the assassin that his brunette wife shops at the market every Thursday afternoon wearing the same leopard print coat. Since Arty really just enjoyed assassinated people for the fun of it, he only charged the man what he could afford, five dollars.
The next Thursday, Arty stakes out the small market until he spots a brunette woman walk in wearing a leopard coat. He sneaks up behind her while she is in the back corner of the market, and wraps his hands around her neck until she is dead.
Nobody sees him, and he is about to walk out, when another brunette woman walks in wearing a similar leopard print top. To be safe, he walks up to her and strangles her as well. A stock boy see this and alerts the police, who apprehend Arty. He confesses the entire plan, the husband is arrested, and the next day the newspaper reads:
"Arty Chokes at the Market, 2 for $5"
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