Leopard Jokes

Funniest Leopard Short Jokes

Short leopard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leopard humour may include short panther jokes also.

1. A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted.
2. Def Leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.
   Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me.
3. A leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree and a cougar can carry something half her age to bed.
4. Is it hard to spot a leopard? No. They come that way.
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   \- Courtesy of my eight year old, about ten seconds ago.
5. I can't remember if I had a Dalmatian or leopard when I was a kid. Either way, my memory of my pet is kinda spotty.
6. A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar. Bartender yells, What is this, some sort of joke?
7. Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy?
   A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper.
8. Did anybody see the article about the leopard whose fur was bleached solid white? It was recently spotted
9. Why are giraffes real but unicorns aren't? What's more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel with a 40 foot neck?
10. Why can't leopards play hide and seek? They always get spotted!
    (This was my favorite joke when I was little, but I don't know if it's a repost)

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Leopard One Liners

Which leopard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leopard? I can suggest the ones about lion and cheetah and tiger.

1. You know why a leopard are bad at hiding? Because they're always spotted.
2. What's the biggest thing that separates Jaguars from Leopards? The Pacific Ocean.
3. Animals in the jungle played hide and seek, and always… the leopard was spotted!
4. How do you spot a leopard? You don't, they come that way
5. What do you call a slow leopard? A leotard
6. What did the Leopard say after eating a chili dog? That hit the spot.
7. Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
   A: Because he was always spotted.
8. Snow leopards are no longer endangered They're extinct
9. Friend: did you find the leopard? Me: No, but it was spotted for sure
10. Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
    A: Because he was always spotted.
11. A complete list of things that look awesome with leopard-print: Leopards. that's it.
12. What did the tiger say to the leopard at the poker game? You better not be a cheetah
13. Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard? He was a cheetah.
14. I spotted a jaguar earlier today, Now it looks like a leopard.
15. Google in the 80s "I'm sorry, did you mean to search for *Deaf Leopard*?"

Comical & Quirky Leopard Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about leopard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheetah jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leopard pranks.