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Leonardo Dicaprio Oscar Jokes

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  1. What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street? Sesame Street has an Oscar.
  2. What's the difference between a South African prison and Leonardo Dicaprio? A South African prison has an Oscar
  3. When I'm feeling down. I just remind myself that I've won just as many Oscars as Leonardo Dicaprio
  4. A Swedish bartender is found to be the spitting image of Leonardo DiCaprio As it turns out, they have the same amount of Oscars, too.
  5. There should be a fictional biopic about Leonardo DiCaprio's fight for his oscar. But I guess whoever plays him will win an Oscar for it.
  6. I keep trying to explain a joke to Leonardo DiCaprio about the Oscars... but he never get it.
  7. First Thing Leonardo DiCaprio Did When He Got Home From Oscars Was... Check the spinning top.
  8. What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio? Now, both have an oscar.

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Leonardo Dicaprio Oscar One Liners

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  1. Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar
    im so sorry
  2. Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street? It was his only chance to see an Oscar
  3. What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!
  4. What's pretty and expensive but has no use? Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
  5. Leonardo Dicaprio must be sad. He only has one Oscar instead of many.
  6. Oscars night, Leonardo DiCaprio walks to the stage... Steve Harvey follows suit...
  7. Leonardo DiCaprio winning an Oscar! oh wait.
  8. ELI5: Why hasn't Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar yet?
  9. Sometimes i feel like girls are like oscars And im leonardo dicaprio :(
  10. My girlfriend... .. is like Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar.

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Leo's First Oscar

Leonardo DiCaprio in the delivery room.
Leo: "What is it doc?!"
Doctor: "It's a bo-"
Leo: "NO! NO! LIKE WE REHEARSED!"
*Doctor sighs, handing the baby boy to Leo*
Doctor: "And the "Oscar" goes to Leonardo DiCaprio for the role of Father in Conception.