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What is Leonardo decaprio's favorite movie?

constanTEEN

What do all these Leonardo DiCaprio jokes have in common?

They're all so childish..

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar
im so sorry

Leonardo DiCaprio: "Hold my beer."

Leo's girlfriend: "But I'll get arrested."

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What does Leonardo DiCaprio call a woman 10 years younger than him?

Mother-in-law material.

Why doesn't Leonardo DiCaprio like jokes about the movie "Titanic"?

They're all more than 25 years old.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio like Covid?

19 and easy to spread

Johnny walks out of the bathroom without washing his hands

A man named Leonard approaches him and says, "I went to Harvard and they taught us to wash our hands after peeing."
Johnny looks at him and says, "I went to the University of Georgia and they taught us not to pee on our hands."

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Number of times Leonard Cohen died before Trump was elected - 0
Number of times after - 1
Draw your own conclusions...

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