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Oscar
im so sorry
Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
DiCaprio says I'll be the lead actor
Clooney says I guess I'll be the director McConaughey says I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
A man named Leonard approaches him and says, "I went to Harvard and they taught us to wash our hands after peeing."
Johnny looks at him and says, "I went to the University of Georgia and they taught us not to pee on our hands."
Number of times Leonard Cohen died before Trump was elected - 0
Number of times after - 1
Draw your own conclusions...
Leonard only had a penny
It would have been really weird if I'd seen him after.
He has a dream job.
Leonardo DiCapriSun
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
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The DaVinci Abode
Meshuga Ray Leonard.
Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!
There must have been a show and karaoke.
Their odds of winning are the same
That's nothing. I slept with a carcass for 3 years before my divorce.
*Interception*
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