The Best 18 Leonard Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Leonard jokes. There are some leonard lenny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these leonard barnes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Leonard Jokes and Puns

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?


im so sorry

[In honor of Leonard Nimoy] How many ears does Spock have?

Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Leonard joke, Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey are sitting around discussing a movie they want to make.

DiCaprio says I'll be the lead actor
Clooney says I guess I'll be the director McConaughey says I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

Johnny walks out of the bathroom without washing his hands

A man named Leonard approaches him and says, "I went to Harvard and they taught us to wash our hands after peeing."
Johnny looks at him and says, "I went to the University of Georgia and they taught us not to pee on our hands."

Just gonna say...

Number of times Leonard Cohen died before Trump was elected - 0

Number of times after - 1

Draw your own conclusions...

Sheldon, Howard and Raj saved up 1 million dollars each

Leonard only had a penny

Leonard joke, Sheldon, Howard and Raj saved up 1 million dollars each

I'm glad I got to see Leonard Cohen before he died...

It would have been really weird if I'd seen him after.

I want to be like Leonardo DiCaprio from Inception.

He has a dream job.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio name his son?

Leonardo DiCapriSun

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

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What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

What do you call a crazy boxer?

Meshuga Ray Leonard.

What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table.

There must have been a show and karaoke.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Leonard joke, What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Leonardo DiCaprio slept in animal carcass in the name of acting...

That's nothing. I slept with a carcass for 3 years before my divorce.

Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career.


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