The Best 19 Leon Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Leon jokes. There are some leon gaynor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these leon leroy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Leon Jokes and Puns

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar

im so sorry

An old Soviet joke..

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet–Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests; the painting depicts Nadezhda Krupskaya (Lenin's wife) naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. One guest asks, "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" To which the painter replies, "Lenin is in Poland."

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Leon joke, Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

Leonid Brezhnev, Soviet General Secretary, calls his head of the KGB, Yuri Andropov, into his office...

Brezhnev: "Comrade, how many Jews do we have in the Soviet Union?"

Andropov: "Approximately five million, Comrade."

Brezhnev: "And how many Jews do you think would leave if we allowed them to?"

Andropov: "Approximately 20 million, Comrade."

Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey are sitting around discussing a movie they want to make.

DiCaprio says I'll be the lead actor
Clooney says I guess I'll be the director McConaughey says I'll write, I'll write, I'll write


What did Leonhard Euler discover while he was sitting on the toilet?

Natural log

Leon Trotsky asks a travel agent if they have any hotel rooms in Mexico.

The travel agent responded by saying that Mexico would be a very ice pick.

Leon joke, Leon Trotsky asks a travel agent if they have any hotel rooms in Mexico.

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet–Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland."

When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests; the painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. A voice calls out, "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" To which the painter replies, "Lenin is in Poland."

I want to be like Leonardo DiCaprio from Inception.

He has a dream job.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio name his son?

Leonardo DiCapriSun

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

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Ponce de Leon stapled a bird to my home

He gone geese da door

Artis Leon Ivey Jr. once did 200 consecutive backflips during a stage show.

Everyone couldn't help but think, "Coolio!"

What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table.

There must have been a show and karaoke.

Leon joke, Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of t

What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Leonardo DiCaprio slept in animal carcass in the name of acting...

That's nothing. I slept with a carcass for 3 years before my divorce.

Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career.

*Interception*


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