Leon Jokes

23 leon jokes and hilarious leon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Leon Short Jokes

Short leon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leon humour may include short awoke jokes also.

  1. Every day Sunny Leone creates history Every day sunny Leone creates history...
    we have to
    go to
    delete that
  2. Leon Trotsky asks a travel agent if they have any hotel rooms in Mexico. The travel agent responded by saying that Mexico would be a very ice pick.
  3. Artis Leon Ivey Jr. once did 200 consecutive backflips during a stage show. Everyone couldn't help but think, "coolio!"
  4. Why do children in Sierra Leone at the age of 3 cry so much? They're in their midlife crisis

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Leon One Liners

Which leon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leon? I can suggest the ones about late and sat.

  1. What is Leon's (from Resident Evil 2) favorite number? 808 (ADA WAIT!)
  2. Ponce de Leon stapled a bird to my home He gone geese da door
  3. Sachin and sunny leone
  4. Money spoils people, thus folks of Sierra Leone are really good.
  5. Watch sunny leone getting ANGRY in the SPLITSVILLA 8 Episode 7
  6. Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying? He was having a midlife crisis
  7. Did you hear the latest joke about Ebola? You didn't get it hahaha, but Sierra Leone did.
  8. Leon Looking for Tshurna email-
  9. What disease do Spartans get the most? Leon-itis.
  10. Oh no, my overly-festive neighbours are at the door.. *ding d**...* "Mary, Leon.. hi!"

Leon joke, Oh no, my overly-festive neighbours are at the door..

Uplifting Leon Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about leon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leon pranks.

What is Leonardo decaprio's favorite movie?


What do all these Leonardo DiCaprio jokes have in common?

They're all so childish..

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

im so sorry

An old Soviet joke..

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet–Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests; the painting depicts Nadezhda Krupskaya (Lenin's wife) n**... in bed with Leon Trotsky. One guest asks, "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" To which the painter replies, "Lenin is in Poland."

Leonardo DiCaprio: "Hold my beer."

Leo's girlfriend: "But I'll get arrested."

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Leonid Brezhnev, Soviet General Secretary, calls his head of the KGB, Yuri Andropov, into his office...

Brezhnev: "Comrade, how many Jews do we have in the Soviet Union?"
Andropov: "Approximately five million, Comrade."
Brezhnev: "And how many Jews do you think would leave if we allowed them to?"
Andropov: "Approximately 20 million, Comrade."

What does Leonardo DiCaprio call a woman 10 years younger than him?

Mother-in-law material.

Why doesn't Leonardo DiCaprio like jokes about the movie "Titanic"?

They're all more than 25 years old.

I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio like Covid?

19 and easy to spread

Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey are sitting around discussing a movie they want to make.

DiCaprio says I'll be the lead actor
Clooney says I guess I'll be the director McConaughey says I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite kind of wine?


Leon joke, What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite kind of wine?