Leo Jokes

These are 15 leo jokes and hilarious leo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leo that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top leo puns. Have fun with a good leo joke in English with simple leo humour.

  1. Why is Leo DiCaprio soo good at Black Jack? He always hits on teens and never goes over 21.
  2. I may not have as many Oscars as Leo anymore but... I've still got as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstrong.
  3. Historians have proved that people with every zodiac sign survived the sinking of the Titanic... Except Leo
  4. What's the difference between Leonardo di Caprio and a calendar Leo's dates only go up to 25
  5. The alarm went off when he left the archaeological museum. Leo, 89, now feels much older...
  6. Which one's the gay jury member in the case between Charles Dickens and Leo Tolstoy? The one that takes Dickens' side.
  7. Why womanizer exists " A man is like a shoe laces, he goes through many holes before he ties the knot"
    -KING LEO
  8. Leo and Matt Damon are talking..... Leo:wanna hear a joke?
    Matt: sure
    Leo:OSCAR!
    Matt: i did'nt get it
    Leo:EXACTLY
  9. What happens when Taoiseach Leo Varadkar orders a probe be sent to Mars? They launch the Irish Rovers.
  10. TIL That in 1865, A bunch of used, empty pens were dumped in the sea Leo Tolstoy needed to do something with 'em

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these leo jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of leo puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Leo One Liners

Which leo dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leo?

  1. Now that the movie Titanic is 25 years old Leo has completely lost interest in it.
  2. Leonardo DiCaprio: "Hold my beer." Leo's girlfriend: "But I'll get arrested."
  3. We should probably stop all the 'Leo never won an Oscar' jokes... ...it's now irrevenant.
  4. Every time I over eat I send $10 to the guy from Titanic... It's the pay-Leo diet
  5. What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo? HanDicaprio. .
  6. When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar? When he takes out the trash
  7. Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar and then they walk into another one
  8. I don't believe in horoscopes I'm leo, we're skeptical.
  9. Leo Tzu once said... A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single shlep.
  10. Did you hear about the gay astronaut NASA hired? He's set to enter Leo later this week.
  11. Who was the author famous for speaking to his toys? Leo Told-his-toy
  12. How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo? Julio
  13. Leo finally won an Oscar. His acting must have been a solid 5/7.
  14. Umm Leo, there has been a mistake... Steve Harvey wrote the cards.
  15. What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ? Osaka.

Leo Dicaprio Jokes

Here is a list of funny leo dicaprio jokes and even better leo dicaprio puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why DiCaprio was unhappy with recent science news It's not cool, when you live whole life as Leo, and then it's suddenly Cancer

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Hilarious Leo Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about leo to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make leo prank.

I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen

Some actors were planning to make a movie on famous composers

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks were all making a movie about famous composers. Leo said, "I'd like to play Beethoven." Tom said, "I'd like to play Mozart." Arnie said "I'll be Bach"

Leo's First Oscar

Leonardo DiCaprio in the delivery room.
Leo: "What is it doc?!"
Doctor: "It's a bo-"
Leo: "NO! NO! LIKE WE REHEARSED!"
*Doctor sighs, handing the baby boy to Leo*
Doctor: "And the "Oscar" goes to Leonardo DiCaprio for the role of Father in Conception.

If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O.

If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the v**... closest to the Earth?
The Ralph Nadir

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