The Best 5 Lentils Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lentils jokes. There are some lentils chickpea jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lentils sour puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lentils Jokes and Puns

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

I've been eating a lot, I mean a LOT, of black lentils and black beans lately....

I've become a creature of the black legume

Have you ever tasted spicy lentils?

They're puy caliente.

My father told me that 65% of the lentils they farm go to Asia.

I asked him if they were ori-lentils.

I eat lentils

For their Sikh fiber


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lentils rice jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lentils ricin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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