Following is our collection of funniest Lens jokes. There are some lens spectacle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lens whiteout puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
After a fruitless search, he went inside the house and told his mother he lost a lens and, try as he might, could not find it.
Undaunted, the mother went outside and in only a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand.
"How did you manage to find it, mom?" the teenager asked.
"We weren't looking for the same thing" she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150".
He made a spectacle of himself.
and made a spectacle of himself.
He was fined for indecent exposure.
It's called flatulence.
Sorry, I'm a dad.
So I was getting new glasses at the optician yesterday and she was real cute, so I was flirting and it was going pretty well until I fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself.
He couldn't focus.
Is that anything to make a spectacle of?
A demonocle
...because he didn't Titan his lens enough.
someone hands you the camera for a group picture and you still break the lens.
You can explore lens lat reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean lens eyeglasses dad jokes. There are also lens puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Apparently, it was quite the spectacle.
He made a spectacle out of himself.
It's like I see everything through a fresh lens.
but my dad said it turned out to be a dirty lens.
and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner.
Because they don't have any wide angle lens.
So for my birthday, she gave me a macaron lens.
Because he couldn't see sharp.
It was aperture.
When I first got glasses, I was a bit scared of how I'd look with them. It's pretty simple; you look through the clear lens part.
With DSLRs and the lens cap on
The Pupil, that's right, I didn't make a joke, bet you didn't see that one coming.
I've never seen my colon with such clarity before.
It's always virtual :,(
A telephono lens.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lens photo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working lens lenses piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.