Cheerful Lens Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
The contact lens is mans greatest invention
At least in my eyes
A teenager lost a contact lens while playing in the driveway...
After a fruitless search, he went inside the house and told his mother he lost a lens and, try as he might, could not find it.
Undaunted, the mother went outside and in only a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand.
"How did you manage to find it, mom?" the teenager asked.
"We weren't looking for the same thing" she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150".
Did you hear about the man who fell into the lens making machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the lens.
How did you do it? he asked.
We weren't looking for the same thing, she explained. You were looking for a piece of plastic. I was looking for $150.
An optician fell into his lens grinder...
and made a spectacle of himself.
A photographer had his lens fall off his camera
He was fined for indecent exposure.
Did you hear about the optician who fell into his lens grinding machine
He made a spectacle of himself.
Today I put a new lens on my camera that allows me to take photos of farts.
It's called flatulence.
Sorry, I'm a dad.
Yesterday at the optician...
So I was getting new glasses at the optician yesterday and she was real cute, so I was flirting and it was going pretty well until I fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself.
Why was the concave lens failing at his studies?
He couldn't focus.
We optical engineers are often called "narrow-focused" and "myopic".
But, when viewed through the right lens, we represent a diverse spectrum of light-hearted people.
You can explore lens lat reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean lens eyeglasses dad jokes. There are also lens puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Did you hear of the optometrist that fell into the lens grinder?
He made a spectacle of himself. (Old joke)
Did you hear about the man who fell into a lens grinder?
He made a spectacle of himself.
I'll see myself out.
Why did Brian c**...'s telescope break when he looked at Saturn?
...because he didn't Titan his lens enough.
I have some wire frames and a curved lens.
Is that anything to make a spectacle of?
What do you call a possessed lens
A demonocle
You know you're ugly when...
someone hands you the camera for a group picture and you still break the lens.
There's only one problem where tears are the solution...
and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner.
TIL: about the crowd's reaction when Benjamin Franklin announced his creation of the bifocal lens
Apparently, it was quite the spectacle.
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder?
He made a spectacle out of himself.
Wearing glasses has changed how I view the world
It's like I see everything through a fresh lens.
I had body image issues for most of my teen years
but my dad said it turned out to be a dirty lens.
Why do they only show cute skinny women on tv sporting events?
Because they don't have any wide angle lens.
Earlier this year, I told my girlfriend that I wanted to start taking pictures of pastries.
So for my birthday, she gave me a macaron lens.
Why did the programmer get a new lens prescription?
Because he couldn't see sharp.
My magic camera lens keeps flying away and perching on things.
It was aperture.
When I first got glasses...
When I first got glasses, I was a bit scared of how I'd look with them. It's pretty simple; you look through the clear lens part.
Blonde - How do blondes take selfies?
With DSLRs and the lens cap on
In the eye, what sits in front of the Lens, but behind the Iris?
The Pupil, that's right, I didn't make a joke, bet you didn't see that one coming.
I accidentally swallowed a contact lens today...
I've never seen my colon with such clarity before.
What's the worst part about a dating simulator through a diverging lens?
It's always virtual :,(
What do you use to check your cell from across the room?
A telephono lens.
