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- Got trapped in a bidding war for a house with a lengthy corridor I'm in it for the long hall
- What do you call it when a group of people in a single vehicle travel through a lengthy underpass? Carpool tunnel!
- A coach full of musicians has broken down on the motorway Police have said to expect some lengthy jams
- I'm stuck at an auction, bidding for a house with a lengthy corridor. I'm in it for the long hall.
- Imagine if Americans switched from feet to meters overnight... That would be a lengthy conversion
- A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: "I object, Your Honor! One of the jurors is asleep."
The Judge ruled: "You put him to sleep… You wake him up."
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- If the US would switch from inches to meters We'd have a lengthy discussion
- You simply cannot make a dark, lengthy, joke about lightning. It'll be over in a flash.
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After attempting to climb Everest and failing, John has severe frostbite, hypothermia and goes into a coma.
After a lengthy and dangerous mountaintop rescue he's rushed to the nearest hospital, where after several days he finally wakes and is greeted by the Nepalese doctor.
Sir, I have bad news and good news. John, ever the optimist asks for the good news first.
Okay, the good news is the patient in the next bed has offered you a very generous amount for your slippers...
After some pressure from his family a man who is hard of hearing visits his doctor.
After a lengthy examination, the doctor identifies the problem and prescribes the solution. He takes it and the doctor tells him to come back in a week to check that everything is A-OK.
A week later he revisits. The doc announces, "You're hearing is perfect. Your family must be delighted."
He replies. "Oh, I haven't told them yet, I just sit around the house listening to them. So far I've changed my will three times."
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Did you know using too many commas is now i**.......
You can end up with a very lengthy sentence.
Bilbo Baggins turns on the radio.
After a lengthy commercial break, the DJ suddenly jumps right into a new song.
"Just a small town girl..."
Bilbo was surprised, and delighted: this was unexpected Journey.
Rich Twocock went to the court to change his name.
He filled up all necessary forms and gave a lengthy explanation about how everybody tell jokes about his name, including his family members and friends. The judge finally accepted his request and at the end of the interview session asked him: what other name do you want to have ?
He answered: I want to become Eric Twocock.
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What do you call it when you have a lengthy conversation with a cross dresser?
Chewing the trans fat.
Square Root of Negative One and Pie.
The square root of negative one and Pi are having an argument. After a lengthy discussion the square root of negative one says: 'Will you just be rational?' To that pie replies: 'Get real.'
A Rastafarian who has spent his whole life helping people and accumulated no possessions is writing his will. His lawyer looks at it and realizes it is nothing more than a lengthy description of his faith. "Are you sure this is all you have for a will?" asks the lawyer.
Ya. This is what I be leavin'.
