Lemons Limes Jokes

18 lemons limes jokes and hilarious lemons limes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lemons limes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lemons Limes Short Jokes

Short lemons limes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lemons limes humour may include short lemon and lime jokes also.

  1. Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00? Those are the pie rates of the carribean.
  2. I asked my wife for one of those lemon-lime sodas... When she brought back a Coke I said "you only did this out of Sprite."
  3. My friend was showing me around her loft. She said, "It's a bit eratic."
    I said, "I know, there's lemon and lime peels everywhere."
  4. A key lime pie costs $3.50 in Cuba, a lemon meringue pie costs $4.50 in the Dominican Republic... These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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Lemons Limes One Liners

Which lemons limes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lemons limes? I can suggest the ones about lemon lime and lemon.

  1. If you see someone doing a crossword Lean over and tell them seven up is Lemon-lime
  2. Why did the lemon turn green? Because he had lime disease
  3. I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart
  4. Limes are the best sour citrus fruit. And lemons are absolutely sub-lime.
  5. What do you get when you cross a lemon and a lime? Sprite.
  6. Why couldn't the lemon and the lime have s**...? Because that would be inzest.
  7. What happened to the man who had s**... with the mountain dew? he got lemon lime disease

Hilarious Fun Lemons Limes Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about lemons limes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean citrus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lemons limes pranks.