Lemonaids Jokes

27 lemonaids jokes and hilarious lemonaids puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lemonaids that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lemonaids Short Jokes

Short lemonaids jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lemonaids humour may include short soda jokes also.

  1. "Doctor, Doctor I think I have a disease" said the Lemon "I'm so sorry to tell you this", replies the doctor, "You've got Lemonaids."
  2. Why should a lonesome man never have the s**... with a lemon? ... because of lemonaides!
  3. Why should you always use a c**... when having s**... with fruit? Lemonaids
  4. TIFU by getting k**... with a variety of citrus fruits... Ive just tested positive for lemonaids.
  5. Why you shouldn't have s**... i**... with a citrus fruit.... You may contract lemonaids.
  6. Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected s**... They get lemon-aids
  7. What type of beverage is s**... transmitted? Lemon-AIDS
  8. What is a h**... junkies favorite beverage? LemonAIDS

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Lemonaids One Liners

Which lemonaids one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lemonaids? I can suggest the ones about citrus and raspberry.

  1. What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon? He got lemonaids.
  2. What's a lemons worst nightmare? Lemonaids
  3. What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-Aid
  4. What do you give to an injured lemon? Lemon-aid.
    Courtesy of my daughter.
  5. How do you help a lemon? Lemon-aid.
  6. What does a Lemon do after getting a knife cut? Lemon-aid
  7. what do you give a lemon that needs medical attention? Lemon-aid.
  8. When life gives you AIDS Make them into lemonAIDS
  9. What is the most helpful beverage? lemon-aid
  10. If lemons could get STDs, what would they get? Lemon-AIDS.
  11. Lemonaid What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?
  12. What does a gay lemon have? LemonAIDS
  13. What juice can you always rely on for support? Lemon-aid!
  14. Why did the lemon go sour? Because it had Lemon-Aids
  15. Life gave me lemons So I f**... em and gave em lemon-aids

Lemonaids joke, Life gave me lemons

Quirky and Hilarious Lemonaids Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about lemonaids you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beverage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lemonaids pranks.

So there's this lemon...

And he's running down the street.
He trips and falls on the sidewalk, leaving him with a n**... gash on his arm.
Luckily, another lemon walks by and patches him up with a Lemonaid kit.
(It's really bad, but the joke inspired my username. Just had to share.)

Lemonaids joke, Why should a lonesome man never have the s**... with a lemon?