The Best 12 Lemonaids Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lemonaids jokes. There are some lemonaids raspberry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lemonaids mojito puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lemonaids Jokes and Puns

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What's a lemons worst nightmare?


"Doctor, Doctor I think I have a disease" said the Lemon

"I'm so sorry to tell you this", replies the doctor, "You've got Lemonaids."

Lemonaids joke, "Doctor, Doctor I think I have a disease" said the Lemon

Life gave me lemons

So I fuckd em and gave em lemon-aids

When life gives you AIDS

Make them into lemonAIDS

Why should you always use a condom when having sex with fruit?


TIFU by getting kinky with a variety of citrus fruits...

Ive just tested positive for lemonaids.

Lemonaids joke, TIFU by getting kinky with a variety of citrus fruits...

Why you shouldn't have sexual intercourse with a citrus fruit....

You may contract lemonaids.

Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex

They get lemon-aids

If lemons could get STDs, what would they get?



What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?


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What type of beverage is sexually transmitted?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lemonaids smirnoff jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lemonaids homesickness piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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