Lemonade Stand Jokes

18 lemonade stand jokes and hilarious lemonade stand puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lemonade stand that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lemonade Stand Short Jokes

Short lemonade stand jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lemonade stand humour may include short lemonade jokes also.

  1. When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second. The refill contained the antidote.
  2. A 10 year old girl opens a lemonade stand and sells at such low prices her competition can't keep up, and is forced to close down. Maybe it would have helped if there were a punch line..
  3. Lemonade Stand At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
  4. A boy was at a lemonade stand. He was deciding between a glass or a full pitcher. He told the seller he was really thirsty, to which they replied, "Take a pitcher, it'll last longer".
  5. A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand... Now the tune's stuck in your head... all day.

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Lemonade Stand One Liners

Which lemonade stand one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lemonade stand? I can suggest the ones about lemon and lemon juice.

  1. A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand Quack
  2. Communist Lemonade A taste worth standing in line for.
  3. Why don't lemonade stands charge a full dollar for drinks? It doesn't make any cents.
  4. Why did h**... never buy lemonade from a lemonade stand? He hated cheap juice.

Lemonade Stand Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lemonade stand you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lemon lime jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lemonade stand pranks.

A kid is selling lemonade…

The boy's sign reads 1 cup for 25¢, 3 cups for $1
A construction worker stops by and asks to buy one cup of lemonade.
"25 cents", says the kid.
The construction worker then buys another one, and another one, paying 25 cents each.
As the construction worker walks away, he turns around with a smile, and says: "Hey kid, you realize I just bought three cups for 75¢… Maybe lemonade stands aren't your thing."
"I guess you're right" says the kid good-naturedly as he sets up the next 3 cups.


A man stumbles upon a little girl's lemonade stand and asks, "How much for a glass?" "First one's twenty-five cents," she responds. He hands her the money, downs the lemonade, and asks for another. "The second cup is twenty-five dollars", she states. Confused, the man asks, "Why?"
"This one has the antidote."

All you can drink for a dime (an old Flip Wilson joke)

A kid sets up a lemonade stand in front of his house, with a sign that says, All you can drink for a dime.
Before too long, a man happens by, sees the sign, and thinks it's a good deal. He gives the kid a dime and the kid hands him a cup.
The man tosses it back and says, Hey, that was pretty good. I'll have another.
The kid says, That'll be another dime.
Now wait a minute, says the man, your sign says 'all I can drink for a dime.'
But you just had a cup, didn't you? asked the kid.
Well, that's all you can drink for a dime.

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician standing at the top of a slide.
The magician said, "You may each go down the slide and ask for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide, you shall land in a huge glass of that drink.
The first man went down yelling, "Beer!" He landed in a glass of beer.
The second man went down yelling, "Lemonade!" He landed in a glass of lemonade.
The third guy man down the slide yelling, "Wee!"

A man sees a lemonade stand

A man sees a lemonade stand run by a small girl. He notices that 1 glass of lemonade is $1 and that 3 glasses are $5. The man explains to the girl that buying 3 glasses for $5 is more expensive than buying 3 glasses for $1 each. The girl disagrees and says that it costs less to buy 3 glasses for $5. He tries to explain once again, but the girl still says that buying 3 glasses for $5 is cheaper. Frustrated, the man buys 3 glasses of lemonade for $5 and 3 glasses of lemonade each for $1. He shows the girl that he bought the same amount of lemonade for $3 instead of $5 and states that the girl is wrong. The girl then replies, "I may be wrong, but you're the one who just bought 6 glasses of my lemonade!"