Lemon And Lime Jokes

20 lemon and lime jokes and hilarious lemon and lime puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lemon and lime that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lemon And Lime Short Jokes

Short lemon and lime jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lemon and lime humour may include short lemon lime jokes also.

  1. Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00? Those are the pie rates of the carribean.
  2. I asked my wife for one of those lemon-lime sodas... When she brought back a Coke I said "you only did this out of Sprite."
  3. My friend was showing me around her loft. She said, "It's a bit eratic."
    I said, "I know, there's lemon and lime peels everywhere."
  4. A key lime pie costs $3.50 in Cuba, a lemon meringue pie costs $4.50 in the Dominican Republic... These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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Lemon And Lime One Liners

Which lemon and lime one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lemon and lime? I can suggest the ones about lemons limes and lemon.

  1. If you see someone doing a crossword Lean over and tell them seven up is Lemon-lime
  2. Why did the lemon turn green? Because he had lime disease
  3. I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart
  4. Limes are the best sour citrus fruit. And lemons are absolutely sub-lime.
  5. What do you get when you cross a lemon and a lime? Sprite.
  6. Why couldn't the lemon and the lime have s**...? Because that would be inzest.
  7. What happened to the man who had s**... with the mountain dew? he got lemon lime disease

Lemon And Lime Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lemon and lime you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lemon juice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lemon and lime pranks.

Sherlock Holmes and his trusty associate Dr. John Watson are strolling leisurely through London's botanical gardens. (OC)

They are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a botanist who specialized in arboreal citrus.
Watson squints, focusing his gaze on something across the gardens. He gasps in surprise and grabs Sherlock's arm. He points at the thing that has captivated his attention and asks "Sherlock, is that a lime tree?"
Sherlock offers a pleasant chuckle and turns to Watson slowly, taking a slow drag from his tar-black pipe. After exhaling the blue-grey smoke into the moist air of the gardens, he says:
It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson.


A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) Of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:


Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God!! They're a**...!'