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Lemmings Jokes

7 lemmings jokes and hilarious lemmings puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lemmings that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Playful Lemmings Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What is a good lemmings joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Bank robbery

Lem: "I got fired from my job as a bank guard."
Clem: "That's awful. What happened?"
Lem: "Well, a thief came in, and I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it."
Clem: "What did the thief do then?"
Lem: "He took one more step, so I let him have it. I didn't want that s**... gun anyway."

What is a lemmings favorite granola bar?

A clif bar

An infinite number of lemmings walk into a python

while True:
print("Ouch.")
^^\#oof

Why did the lemmings jump from the dock?

Too much pier pressure

two lemmings in love...

They fell for each other!

TIL I've been lied to about lemmings

Turns out the don't use umbrellas or build bridges!

So a lemming walks into a bar...

And then another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and none of them duck.

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