Lemmings Jokes
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Bank robbery
Lem: "I got fired from my job as a bank guard."
Clem: "That's awful. What happened?"
Lem: "Well, a thief came in, and I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it."
Clem: "What did the thief do then?"
Lem: "He took one more step, so I let him have it. I didn't want that s**... gun anyway."
What is a lemmings favorite granola bar?
A clif bar
An infinite number of lemmings walk into a python
while True:
print("Ouch.")
^^\#oof
Why did the lemmings jump from the dock?
Too much pier pressure
two lemmings in love...
They fell for each other!
TIL I've been lied to about lemmings
Turns out the don't use umbrellas or build bridges!
So a lemming walks into a bar...
And then another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and none of them duck.
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