The Best 10 Leisure Jokes

Following is our collection of Leisure jokes which are very funny. There are some leisure fact jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these leisure assure puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Leisure Jokes and Puns

I before E, except after C.

We ***feign agreeing***, but this ***foreign poltergeist*** of a rule is ***neither efficient*** nor smart- and ***therein*** lies the ***height*** of the issue. It's as if an ***ancient deity*** has influenced the ***zeitgeist*** of the people. We must remove the ***weight*** of this ***veil*** from ***their*** eyes, and ***forfeit*** the ***leisure*** of this ***weird*** and ***heinous*** rule from our ***science*** and ***leisure*** alike.

What do you call a sheep tied to lamppost in Wales?

A leisure centre.

There once was a mouse called Keith

Who did circumcisions for free with his teeth;

He didn't do it for pleasure,

Excitement or leisure...

He did it for the cheese underneath.

Police baffed by grave robber

Local police were having a hard time catching a grave robber. He figured he would minimize his time in the graveyard by taking the whole corpse so he could take fillings out at his leisure. To hide the evidence he was adopting out the skeletons to worthy goths on Craig's List.

Turns out that was a dead give away.

I was thinking of doing yoga

So I rang the local leisure centre and they asked me "are you flexible?"
I said "yes I can do anytime except for Tuesday's"


There was an old man from O'keefe

Who could pull back his foreskin with his teeth.

It wasn't for pleasure,

He spent thus his leisure,

But to get at the cheese underneath.

Where do dinosaurs go for leisure while at a hotel?

The Rex room

Do you know the difference between someone who runs for exercise and someone who runs for leisure?

One is stupid and the other is F***ING STUPID.

AI and automation is going to give everyone a lot more time for leisure activities...

Everyday is the weekend when you're unemployed!

What does a country man call a sheep tied to a lamppost at a crossroads.

A leisure centre.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the leisure pastime jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working leisure universal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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