The Best 5 Leicester Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Leicester jokes. There are some leicester nottingham jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these leicester freedoms puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Leicester Jokes and Puns

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Ugly scenes in centre of Leicester this evening

An 'anti Trump' protestor threw a traffic cone, narrowly missing US President by 5802 miles

Henry Tudor: "I'm going to build a car park in the centre of Leicester."

Richard III: "Over my dead body."

Two american tourists are having lunch at a McDonald's in Leicester square

They are arguing how to pronounce Leicester. To solve their dispute, they decide to walk up to the counter and ask the cashier.

"Excuse me ma'am, but can you tell me where we are? But can you pronounce it slowly, as you see, we're not from around here."

The cashier nods and says "Mic...don...alds"

Do you know why Leicester City is so hot?

Because the ICE is silent.

Hey Chelsea fans, don't worry...

...your blue and white scarves will fit right in when you defect to Leicester.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the leicester minnesota jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working leicester city piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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