Leia Jokes

Funniest Leia Short Jokes

Short leia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leia humour may include short chewy jokes also.

1. Why did Princess Leia date so many guys before she found Han? She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
2. Who Did Princess Leia's Hair? (My daughter's joke) Darth Braider
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   (I know, I know. She's a kid though. Lol)
3. Han and Leia never planned on having a baby. They decided their form of birth control would be the pull-out method. But Han shot first.
4. After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister... He became best friends with hand solo.
5. Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush? She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
6. How did the captain of the Millennium Falcon satisfy himself before he met Leia? With his Hans, Solo
7. What did Han Solo say to Princess Leia towards the end of their first date? You're all clear, kid, now let's *blow* this thing and go home!
8. How do you know that the original Star Wars movie was uncut? Because Luke and Leia are Force Kin.
9. what if princess leia went to the dark side? then she would be luke's sithter
10. What does Princess Leia drink out of? A solo cup.

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Leia One Liners

Which leia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leia? I can suggest the ones about solo and rogue.

1. Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plan? The Jedi Code forbids attachments.
2. Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night? Han shot first.
3. How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia? By saying Alderaan things.
4. What's Princess Leia's favourite song? Riding solo - Jason Derulo
5. My date with Leia didn't go well I just said Alderaan things
6. [Dirty] How does Leia spend Father's Day? Riding Solo
7. Who was Princess Leia's gynecologist? OB-Wan Kenobi
8. A lot of guys found Princess Leia attractive... ...but for me she ticks Alderaan boxes.
9. How does Princess Leia like her showers? Lukewarm.
10. What is Princess Leia's favorite Aerosmith song? Ewok this way.
11. What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns? Because the Nerf hurt her.
12. What did Han Solo's last name change too after he married Leia? Han Duet.
13. What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance? Leia Princess!
14. Why did Princess Leia send a distress call to Francis? Because he was her only Pope.
15. What did the skywalkers lose Anakin lost Hands
    Luke lost Hand
    Leia lost Han

Princess Leia Jokes

Here is a list of funny princess leia jokes and even better princess leia puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is Princess Leia's favorite reddener? Rouge One
• Why did Princess Leia get a job at Cinnabon? She has experience chained to heaps of fatty rolls.
• Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia? He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!
• Why was Han Solo suspicious the first time he slept with Princess Leia? She was Luke-warm.
• Why is Princess Leia never satisfied? Han shot first
• Star Wars Episode 8 Spoiler!!! Princess Leia dies
  What? Too soon?
• What name will Princess Leia go by now? Princess Leek.
• What's Princess Leia's first name? Comoniwanna.
• Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia? She doesn't Swallowbacca.
• Why did Princess Leia cry at the end of Return of the Jedi? Her father just died.

Luke Leia Jokes

Here is a list of funny luke leia jokes and even better luke leia puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did Luke give Leia when she almost drowned? C3PR.
• Luke and Leia walk in to a bar
• Wedge set up a date between Leia and Luke after the destruction of the first Death Star He's an X-wingman now.
• Compare to what Luke and Anakin had lost, Leia is considered lucky At least she still has the D
• Luke and Leia have more in common than people realise... After all, they both lost a Han'.

Hilarious Fun Leia Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about leia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leia pranks.