Leia Jokes

74 leia jokes and hilarious leia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Leia Short Jokes

Short leia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leia humour may include short chewy jokes also.

  1. Why did Princess Leia date so many guys before she found Han? She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
  2. Who Did Princess Leia's Hair? (My daughter's joke) Darth Braider

    (I know, I know. She's a kid though. Lol)
  3. Han and Leia never planned on having a baby. They decided their form of birth control would be the pull-out method. But Han shot first.
  4. Darth Vader always knew what Luke and Leia got him for Christmas, stating: I've felt your presents
  5. After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister... He became best friends with hand solo.
  6. Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush? She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
  7. Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
  8. When Luke(Skywalker) fell in love with (Princess) Leia, you could say... he was looking for love in Alderaan places!
  9. What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance? Leia Princess!
  10. How did the captain of the Millennium Falcon satisfy himself before he met Leia? With his Hans, Solo

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Leia One Liners

Which leia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leia? I can suggest the ones about solo and rogue.

  1. Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plan? The Jedi Code forbids attachments.
  2. Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night? Han shot first.
  3. Why couldn't Princess Leia find love? She was looking in Alderaan places.
  4. How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia? By saying Alderaan things.
  5. What's Princess Leia's favourite song? Riding solo - Jason Derulo
  6. My date with Leia didn't go well I just said Alderaan things
  7. What did Luke say to Han and Leia when they split up? May divorce be with you.
  8. [Dirty] How does Leia spend Father's Day? Riding Solo
  9. Who was Princess Leia's gynecologist? OB-Wan Kenobi
  10. What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding? May divorce be with you
  11. A lot of guys found Princess Leia attractive... ...but for me she ticks Alderaan boxes.
  12. How does Princess Leia like her showers? Lukewarm.
  13. What is Princess Leia's favorite Aerosmith song? Ewok this way.
  14. What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns? Because the Nerf hurt her.
  15. What did Han Solo's last name change too after he married Leia? Han Duet.

Princess Leia Jokes

Here is a list of funny princess leia jokes and even better princess leia puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did Princess Leia send a distress call to Francis? Because he was her only Pope.
  • What did Han Solo say to Princess Leia towards the end of their first date? You're all clear, kid, now let's *blow* this thing and go home!
  • Why does Princess Leia have a hard time finding love? She's looking in Alderaan places.
  • what if princess leia went to the dark side? then she would be luke's sithter
  • What does Princess Leia drink out of? A solo cup.
  • What is Princess Leia's favorite reddener? Rouge One
  • Why did Princess Leia get a job at Cinnabon? She has experience chained to heaps of fatty rolls.
  • Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia? He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!
  • Why was Han Solo suspicious the first time he slept with Princess Leia? She was Luke-warm.
  • Why was princess Leia not happy? Because Han shot first.

Luke Leia Jokes

Here is a list of funny luke leia jokes and even better luke leia puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do you know that the original Star Wars movie was uncut? Because Luke and Leia are Force Kin.
  • What did the skywalkers lose Anakin lost Hands
    Luke lost Hand
    Leia lost Han
  • What did Luke give Leia when she almost drowned? C3PR.
  • Why could Luke and Leia never be together? They went looking for love in Alderaan places.
  • Why couldn't Luke, Han, Chewie and Obi Wan find Leia's home planet? They were looking in Alderaan places
  • Why didn't Luke get with Leia? Because he was looking for love in Alderaan places.
  • Luke and Leia walk in to a bar
  • Wedge set up a date between Leia and Luke after the destruction of the first Death Star He's an X-wingman now.
  • What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully? Don't you Leia finger on her
  • Compare to what Luke and Anakin had lost, Leia is considered lucky At least she still has the D
Leia joke, Compare to what Luke and Anakin had lost, Leia is considered lucky

Leia joke, Compare to what Luke and Anakin had lost, Leia is considered lucky

Hilarious Fun Leia Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about leia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leia pranks.

s**... Leia

A man comes home to his girlfriend who is in a s**... Leia costume, chained to the bed and stretched out seductively. The man gets angry and says "I'm not that fat!"

Why did Princess Leia spit and not s**...?

Because it was Chewy

Chris Christie is running for president...

craziest thing he's done since he let Leia strangle him.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so p**...?

...because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair t**... in buns?

So it doesn't Hang Solow

Why did Princess Leia refuse a t**... ?

Because she preferred Han SOLO.

Cringey star wars joke

Just thought of a cringey star wars joke while being unable to sleep
Q- What was Hans Solo's response to Princess Leia when she asked where he had been all her life?
A- In Alderaan places

Leia joke, Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plans?

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