The Best 49 Leia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Leia jokes. There are some leia kenobi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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When Luke(Skywalker) fell in love with (Princess) Leia, you could say...

he was looking for love in Alderaan places!

I raise you the joke my sister improvised when she was 7 and I was 10.

We were playing Star Wars. She was Leia and I was Darth Vader, obv.

Me: What have you done with the Death Star Plans??
Her: They're over there in that little box?
Me: How could a disc for in that little box?
Her: It was a floppy disc.

Why does Princess Leia have a hard time finding love?

She's looking in Alderaan places.

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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slave Leia

A man comes home to his girlfriend who is in a slave Leia costume, chained to the bed and stretched out seductively. The man gets angry and says "I'm not that fat!"

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why is Princess Leia never satisfied?

Han shot first

Leia joke, Why is Princess Leia never satisfied?

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What did Han Solo say to Princess Leia towards the end of their first date?

You're all clear, kid, now let's *blow* this thing and go home!

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

Chris Christie is running for president...

craziest thing he's done since he let Leia strangle him.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance?

Leia Princess!

what if princess leia went to the dark side?

then she would be luke's sithter

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Leia joke, How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

Han and Leia never planned on having a baby. They decided their form of birth control would be the pull-out method.

But Han shot first.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister...

He became best friends with hand solo.

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

Why did Princess Leia get a job at Cinnabon?

She has experience chained to heaps of fatty rolls.

Wedge set up a date between Leia and Luke after the destruction of the first Death Star

He's an X-wingman now.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

...because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

[Dirty] How does Leia spend Father's Day?

Riding Solo

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

A lot of guys found Princess Leia attractive...

...but for me she ticks Alderaan boxes.

Leia joke, A lot of guys found Princess Leia attractive...

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

How does Princess Leia like her showers?

Lukewarm.

What did Luke give Leia when she almost drowned?

C3PR.

What did the skywalkers lose

Anakin lost Hands
Luke lost Hand
Leia lost Han

My date with Leia didn't go well

I just said Alderaan things

Why did Princess Leia send a distress call to Francis?

Because he was her only Pope.

Luke and Leia walk in to a bar

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?

So it doesn't Hang Solow

Princess Leia never enjoys sex

Because Han shoots first

Note: The remastered edition has Greedo shooting first
Which justifies Han killing him later.

Why didn't Luke get with Leia?

Because he was looking for love in Alderaan places.

How do you know that the original Star Wars movie was uncut?

Because Luke and Leia are Force Kin.

What does Princess Leia drink out of?

A solo cup.

It's interesting that they used Leia to represent people in the future

but Star Wars happened a long time ago.

Why was princess Leia not happy?

Because Han shot first.

Han Shot First

It's a frequent source of frustration for Leia.

Why was Han Solo suspicious the first time he slept with Princess Leia?

She was Luke-warm.

Why did Princess Leia refuse a threesome ?

Because she preferred Han SOLO.

What did Han Solo's last name change too after he married Leia?

Han Duet.

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Q- What was Hans Solo's response to Princess Leia when she asked where he had been all her life?

A- In Alderaan places

Why did Princess Leia date so many guys before she found Han?

She was looking for love in Alderaan places.

Darth Vader always knew what Luke and Leia got him for Christmas, stating:

I've felt your presents

What did Luke say to Han and Leia when they split up?

May divorce be with you.

How did the captain of the Millennium Falcon satisfy himself before he met Leia?

With his Hans, Solo

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