Legume Jokes

8 legume jokes and hilarious legume puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about legume that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good legume joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What did the Japanese legume go as for Halloween?

An edamummy!

A legume broke out of prison today

Police are looking for the escapea.

What is a poet's favorite legume?


Why did the bean sell his car?

The back seat didn't have enough legume.

Why did the legumes start a moving company?

Because they were packing peanuts!..f**... you guys, I'm drunk

What do you call a monster who lives in a dark colored peanut?

The creature from the black legume

People should be more afraid of black beans.

Haven't you ever heard of the creature from the black legume?

I've been eating a lot, I mean a LOT, of black lentils and black beans lately....

I've become a creature of the black legume

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