The Best 11 Legos Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Legos jokes. There are some legos gameplay jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these legos fondle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Legos Jokes and Puns

I am a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me LEGOs for my birthday.

I don't know what to make of it.

So I came home from work yesterday ....

.......To find that someone broke into my apartment. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood.

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The Legos stores have finally reopened in Europe after Corona virus,

People have literally been lining up for blocks!!

What does a priest and legos have in common?

They both come in small packages.


What do you call a PC made of legos?

Bricked

What was Legolas when his father took away his Legos?

Legoless.
I'll see myself out...

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Why do people talk about stepping on legos and not toy soldiers?

It's rude to dishonor a veteran

How do you find legos in the dark?

Walk around

You have 4 min to cook. Your ingredients are:

Goldfish, An apple w/ 1 bite out of it, Chicken you didn't thaw, & 7 Legos

| Chopped: Moms Edition |

I gave my two-year old son a set of Legos, and now he's choking on Peter Dinklage.

There are no small parts, only small actors.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the legos dollhouse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working legos toy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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