Lego Jokes

Funniest Lego Short Jokes

Short lego jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lego humour may include short building jokes also.

1. Someone keeps dropping off random Lego blocks in front of my door every morning. I …don't know what to make of it.
2. Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together...
3. I am a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me LEGOs for my birthday. I don't know what to make of it.
4. The Lego store near my house just reopened after lockdown... People were lining up for blocks.
5. This week Lego Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey... When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated "It's okay, I like to be dominated."
6. When I told my ex girlfriend that I wanted to break up, she tried gifting me a mini plastic figurine of myself in an attempt to salvage our relationship. I screamed, "Lego of me!"
7. This morning some bloke drove up to my house in a huge lorry and dumped off a massive pile of lego blocks. I'm so furious I don't know what to make of it.
8. Steal a man's wallet and he will be broke for a week Give a man a lego passion and he will be broke for a lifetime
9. Did you hear about the new LEGO store in the neighbourhood? Folks are lining up for blocks!
10. Wife and Husband Wife: I told you not to get that Lego set, yet you did!
    Husband: You are starting to sound like my ex-wife.
    Wife: I didn't know you were married earlier...?
    Husband: I wasn't.

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Lego One Liners

Which lego one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lego? I can suggest the ones about toy and block.

1. What's the most common operation in a LEGO hospital? Plastic surgery.
2. I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day... I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris.
3. How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size? In square feet.
4. I downloaded a Lego app today. It bricked my phone.
5. The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal. People were lined up for blocks.
6. I bought an Avengers LEGO set. It's fun to Assemble.
7. Hey, are you the top of a Lego brick? Because you're a stud.
8. Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...? Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
9. What did the little battery yell when it stepped on a lego? AAA
10. What do you call a disabled Lego? An O.
11. How do you drop a small plastic building block? Lego
12. The other day i stepped on a lego window I guess you could say i was in a lot of, pane
13. I'm having trouble with my Bonnie Tyler LEGO sculpture Every now and then it falls apart.
14. What does the Lego man do for fun? He throws a block party.
15. Why was the Lego man sick? He had a BLOCKED NOSE!

Lego Blocks Jokes

Here is a list of funny lego blocks jokes and even better lego blocks puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I woke up this morning and was surprised to find a huge box of LEGO blocks sitting on my front porch. I have no idea what to make of it.
• Businesses are starting to open up. In fact, the LEGO store is open now, but I recommend staying away for a while. People will be lined up for blocks.
• Hear the one about the lego that was biding its time? Its a thinker. Wait. Mental block.
• If thirty years have passed you're still angry at your kids for leaving those painful little blocks on the floor... Don't be. It's time to forgive and lego of the past.
• A police officer pulled over a Lego man today... ...and when the officer asked the man if he knew why he was being stopped, the Lego man responded, "I bet it's because I'm block."
• Legos are like Chinatown. It's like...short studs all over the block.
• Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring? He was a master of blocking attacks.

Lego Brick Jokes

Here is a list of funny lego brick jokes and even better lego brick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The LEGO Museum was hit by an earthquake. Many were devastated that nearly all of the brick sculptures were destroyed,
  but the staff were able to pick up the pieces and move on.
• My mom told me to get rid of my brick toys But I just can't lego
• Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers... They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up...
• What do you call a PC made of legos? Bricked
• Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed? Because he just couldn't Lego.
• Did you hear about the Lego store Manager who was told his store would have to move? he started shifting bricks

Lego Movie Jokes

Here is a list of funny lego movie jokes and even better lego movie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Just saw the Lego Movie... ...it was very well *pieced* together!
  (Got this off Doug Benson's 'Doug Loves Movies' podcast)
• I Just Went And Saw the LEGO Movie with Some Old Friends Good film; great company!

Amusing & Witty Lego Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about lego you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean construction jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lego pranks.