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Authorities are still trying to piece everything together...
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
It bricked my phone.
I thought it was inappropiate so walked up to them and said "Come on guys, this is Legoland. Build a room."
...it was very well *pieced* together!
(Got this off Doug Benson's 'Doug Loves Movies' podcast)
I'm so furious I don't know what to make of it.
I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris.
In square feet.
it was so gross, I told them "Hey guys, build a room"
I hope to release it later as "50 blocks of pain"
They can't lego of their childhood.
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He throws a block party.
An O.
It's called My First Wall . It comes with a few pesos as a refund.
But I just can't lego
He always eats elfy snacks.
I told my wife I wanted to watch a movie about a billionaire playboy with a penchant for darkness, inflicting violence and dressing up in masks.
She got excited and asked, "Are we really go to see *50 Shades*?"
I laughed and told her I was talking about *The Lego Batman Movie*.
When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated "It's okay, I like to be dominated."
Because you're a stud.
I screamed, "Lego of me!"
Wait. Mental block.
Plastic surgery.
[Credits: My 11yo son invented this joke]
Plastic surgery.
Lego
He came in pieces.
They never seem to Lego
"DON'T LEGO."
Odd.
He had a BLOCKED NOSE!
She was falling to pieces.
Legoless.
I'll see myself out...
You don't know? Then you should probably stick to lego's
That upon his death, they'd had Michael's body melted down and cast into pieces of LEGO.
So now it's finally safe for the kids to play with Michael.
"I come in pieces."
*An original joke by my 8 year old daughter.*
Time it takes to build.
I have no idea what to make of it.
Every now and then it falls apart.
AAA
They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up...
Because he just couldn't Lego.
People will be lined up for blocks.
People have literally been lining up for blocks!!
People will be lined up for blocks.
Folks are lining up for blocks!
I got the last laugh, I finished it in 2.
People were lined up for blocks.
They shit a brick.
It's meant for the kid but the dad ends up having the most fun with it.
People were lining up for blocks.
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