Lego Jokes

89 lego jokes and hilarious lego puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lego that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for laughs? These LEGO jokes are sure to crack you up! From clever riddles to silly puns, there's something for everyone. So get ready to chuckle - these jokes are LEGO-tastic!

Funniest Lego Short Jokes

Short lego jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lego humour may include short building jokes also.

  1. What's the most common operation in a LEGO hospital? Plastic surgery.
    [Credits: My 11yo son invented this joke]
  2. Someone keeps dropping off random Lego blocks in front of my door every morning. I …don't know what to make of it.
  3. Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together...
  4. I am a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me LEGOs for my birthday. I don't know what to make of it.
  5. The Lego store near my house just reopened after lockdown... People were lining up for blocks.
  6. This week Lego Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey... When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated "It's okay, I like to be dominated."
  7. When I told my ex girlfriend that I wanted to break up, she tried gifting me a mini plastic figurine of myself in an attempt to salvage our relationship. I screamed, "Lego of me!"
  8. This morning some bloke drove up to my house in a huge lorry and dumped off a massive pile of lego blocks. I'm so furious I don't know what to make of it.
  9. Steal a man's wallet and he will be broke for a week Give a man a lego passion and he will be broke for a lifetime
  10. Did you hear about the new LEGO store in the neighbourhood? Folks are lining up for blocks!

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Lego One Liners

Which lego one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lego? I can suggest the ones about toy and block.

  1. I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day... I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris.
  2. How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size? In square feet.
  3. A new Lego store opened up in my town... People were lined up for blocks.
  4. I downloaded a Lego app today. It bricked my phone.
  5. What's the most common operation in a LEGO hospital? Plastic surgery.
  6. The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal. People were lined up for blocks.
  7. I bought an Avengers LEGO set. It's fun to Assemble.
  8. Hey, are you the top of a Lego brick? Because you're a stud.
  9. Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...? Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
  10. The Lego stores are reopening soon. People will be lined up for blocks.
  11. What did the little battery yell when it stepped on a lego? AAA
  12. What do you call a disabled Lego? An O.
  13. How do you drop a small plastic building block? Lego
  14. The other day i stepped on a lego window I guess you could say i was in a lot of, pane
  15. I'm having trouble with my Bonnie Tyler LEGO sculpture Every now and then it falls apart.

Lego Blocks Jokes

Here is a list of funny lego blocks jokes and even better lego blocks puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I woke up this morning and was surprised to find a huge box of LEGO blocks sitting on my front porch. I have no idea what to make of it.
  • Businesses are starting to open up. In fact, the LEGO store is open now, but I recommend staying away for a while. People will be lined up for blocks.
  • The Legos stores have finally reopened in Europe after Corona virus, People have literally been lining up for blocks!!
  • What does the Lego man do for fun? He throws a block party.
  • I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as "50 blocks of pain"
  • Why was the Lego man sick? He had a BLOCKED NOSE!
  • Hear the one about the lego that was biding its time? Its a thinker. Wait. Mental block.
  • If thirty years have passed you're still angry at your kids for leaving those painful little blocks on the floor... Don't be. It's time to forgive and lego of the past.
  • A police officer pulled over a Lego man today... ...and when the officer asked the man if he knew why he was being stopped, the Lego man responded, "I bet it's because I'm block."
  • Legos are like Chinatown. It's like...short studs all over the block.

Lego Brick Jokes

Here is a list of funny lego brick jokes and even better lego brick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The LEGO Museum was hit by an earthquake. Many were devastated that nearly all of the brick sculptures were destroyed,
    but the staff were able to pick up the pieces and move on.
  • My mom told me to get rid of my brick toys But I just can't lego
  • Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers... They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up...
  • What do you call a PC made of legos? Bricked
  • Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed? Because he just couldn't Lego.
  • Did you hear about the Lego store Manager who was told his store would have to move? he started shifting bricks
  • LEGO bricks are like b**...... ...They're designed for kids, but it's the grown-ups who have more fun with them. Oh, and it hurts when someone steps on them.
  • What happens when you scare a lego man? They s**... a brick.
  • LEGO sued a Welsh farmer for the unlawful representation and use of their bricks. The entire courtroom was filled with disgust at the trial's out come. He got off on a Technic Cow t**....
Lego joke, LEGO sued a Welsh farmer for the unlawful representation and use of their bricks. The entire courtro

Lego Movie Jokes

Here is a list of funny lego movie jokes and even better lego movie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Just saw the Lego Movie... was very well *pieced* together!
    (Got this off Doug Benson's 'Doug Loves Movies' podcast)
  • I Just Went And Saw the LEGO Movie with Some Old Friends Good film; great company!
Lego joke, I Just Went And Saw the LEGO Movie with Some Old Friends

Amusing & Witty Lego Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about lego you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean construction jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lego pranks.

So I was at Legoland the other day and I saw a couple making out

I thought it was inappropiate so walked up to them and said "Come on guys, this is Legoland. Build a room."

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood.
Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Have you heard of the new Lego Presidential Building Set?

It's called My First Wall . It comes with a few pesos as a refund.

Why is Legolas so fit?

He always eats elfy snacks.

Going To The Movies

I told my wife I wanted to watch a movie about a billionaire p**... with a penchant for darkness, inflicting violence and dressing up in masks.
She got excited and asked, "Are we really go to see *50 Shades*?"
I laughed and told her I was talking about *The Lego Batman Movie*.

Did you hear about the Lego alien pornstar?

He came in pieces.

My mountain climbing partner's last words were wasted on giving me advice about toys I don't even have.


What's the difference between s**... and lego?

You don't know? Then you should probably stick to lego's

The Jackson estate recently made an announcement...

That upon his death, they'd had Michael's body melted down and cast into pieces of LEGO.
So now it's finally safe for the kids to play with Michael.

"What did the Lego alien say?"

"I come in pieces."

*An original joke by my 8 year old daughter.*

My wife bought me a Lego car set to build and it said +3 years in the box.

I got the last laugh, I finished it in 2.

t**... and LEGO Sets have a thing in common

It's meant for the kid but the dad ends up having the most fun with it.

My on and off Lego girlfriend

and I have been going strong for a while now.
But the last breakup we had, I was left alone to pick up the pieces.

What did the art museum do when their LEGO exhibit was inadvertently destroyed?

They were distraught, but eventually they picked up the pieces and moved on.

Did you hear about the Lego p**...?

They've got customers lined up for blocks.

Wife and Husband

Wife: I told you not to get that Lego set, yet you did!
Husband: You are starting to sound like my ex-wife.
Wife: I didn't know you were married earlier...?
Husband: I wasn't.

what do you call a grown woman with a Lego obsession?

Legolass. And beautiful if you still want to be married.

My girlfriend has a f**... for LEGO

If you build it, she will come

Lego joke, My girlfriend has a f**... for LEGO

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