Lego Blocks Jokes

28 lego blocks jokes and hilarious lego blocks puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lego blocks that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lego Blocks Short Jokes

Short lego blocks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lego blocks humour may include short brick jokes also.

  1. Someone keeps dropping off random lego blocks in front of my door every morning. I …don't know what to make of it.
  2. The Lego store near my house just reopened after lockdown... People were lining up for blocks.
  3. This morning some bloke drove up to my house in a huge lorry and dumped off a massive pile of lego blocks. I'm so furious I don't know what to make of it.
  4. Did you hear about the new LEGO store in the neighbourhood? Folks are lining up for blocks!
  5. I woke up this morning and was surprised to find a huge box of LEGO blocks sitting on my front porch. I have no idea what to make of it.
  6. Businesses are starting to open up. In fact, the LEGO store is open now, but I recommend staying away for a while. People will be lined up for blocks.
  7. The Legos stores have finally reopened in Europe after Corona virus, People have literally been lining up for blocks!!
  8. I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as "50 blocks of pain"
  9. If thirty years have passed you're still angry at your kids for leaving those painful little blocks on the floor... Don't be. It's time to forgive and lego of the past.
  10. A police officer pulled over a Lego man today... ...and when the officer asked the man if he knew why he was being stopped, the Lego man responded, "I bet it's because I'm block."

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Lego Blocks One Liners

Which lego blocks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lego blocks? I can suggest the ones about rubiks cube and rubik cube.

  1. A new Lego store opened up in my town... People were lined up for blocks.
  2. The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal. People were lined up for blocks.
  3. The Lego stores are reopening soon. People will be lined up for blocks.
  4. How do you drop a small plastic building block? Lego
  5. What does the Lego man do for fun? He throws a block party.
  6. Why was the Lego man sick? He had a BLOCKED NOSE!
  7. Hear the one about the lego that was biding its time? Its a thinker. Wait. Mental block.
  8. Legos are like Chinatown. It's like...short studs all over the block.
  9. Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring? He was a master of blocking attacks.
  10. Did you hear about the Lego p**...? They've got customers lined up for blocks.

Great Lego Blocks Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about lego blocks you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jigsaw puzzle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lego blocks pranks.