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Legless Dog Jokes

6 legless dog jokes and hilarious legless dog puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about legless dog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Legless Dog Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good legless dog joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My legless dog is named cigarette…

Every day I take him out for a drag.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

I used to have a legless dog named cigarette

Every morning I would take him out for a drag

A man walks into a bar carrying a dog...

The dog has no legs. The bartender looks at the legless dog and asks the man, "What's your dog's name?" The man replies, "Cigarette." The bartender looks at him puzzled. "Why did you name him Cigarette?" The man replies, "Because every morning, I take him out for a drag."

How do you call a legless dog?

You don't call it, you go pick it up.

My Dog s**...

I hate walking my legless dog.

It's such a drag.

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