Legitimate Jokes

19 legitimate jokes and hilarious legitimate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about legitimate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Legitimate Short Jokes

Short legitimate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The legitimate humour may include short genuine jokes also.

  1. The last twenty five years have been a bizarre time to grow up. For instance, i've lived through more 'Spiderman' re-boot than legitimate presidential elections.
  2. Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.
  3. Is "I don't remember" considered a legitimate legal response? Because it sure as heck doesn't work with my wife.
  4. What would the show be renamed if Rick and Morty actually legitimately died for good? Rigor and Mortis
  5. I work as a comedian in China, and the authorities are always vetting my material. >!everythIng is Always Moderated wIthiN a Justified mAnner, precIse and Legitimate. !<
  6. My mum thinks I'm funny, but I just get all of my jokes from here, what should I do This is not a joke, it's a legitimate plea for help
  7. What's a joke suitable for a class of 10 year olds that both you, an adult, and they will actually laugh out loud at? Sorry, no punch line here. Just a legitimate question.
  8. I don't get why Robert and Cersei never seemed to get along... They didn't even have a legitimate issue.
  9. Remember the first time you called 911 on your parents for a b**... reason? It was right before you had to call them for a legitimate reason.
  10. Don't worry you Americans about Brett Kavanaugh If it wasn't a legitimate r**..., the Senate has ways to shut him down.

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Legitimate One Liners

Which legitimate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with legitimate? I can suggest the ones about legally and respectable.

  1. Todd Akin If Todd Akin owned a winery it would be called "The Legitimate Grape"
  2. My humor is so dry... I'm legitimately worried about stray fireworks this weekend.
  3. I own this legitimate hot drink. It's my proper tea.
  4. Legitimate question, what's that canine constellation called? [SIRIUS]
  5. What legitimizes urology research? Pee'r review
  6. My computer won't shut down I'm considering just legitimately r**... it.
  7. new form of birth control discovered... legitimate r**...

Legitimate joke, new form of birth control discovered...

Uplifting Legitimate Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about legitimate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean authentic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make legitimate pranks.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Not, not "Argh." Too obvious.
Not the "C" either. Everyone has heard that one.
"Without a P he's irate hahahahaha!" Blah blah blah. Nope.
Give up?
A letter of marque. It makes his profession semi legitimate, provides for a legal way to store his wealth in his homeland, and allows him to attain social prestige far above his station if successful enough.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Coworker: Why do bad guys always wear suspenders?

Me: So they don't get caught with their pants down.
(This happened a couple days ago, I was pretty proud. He legitimately was just asking the question)

Nikola Tesla was in trouble - he had not done his electrical studies assignment and his teacher was not happy...

His teacher asks, "well, where is it?".
Searching for a legitimate excuse, Tesla says, "I did it - but the dog ate my ohmwork".

Thailand and China could not agree on trade relations,

China would not accept the official Thai Baht currency, but Thailand saw that China would readily accept South Korean Won with no problems.
Thailand decided they would try to get around the issue by purchasing a large amount of Korean *Won* to use for international trading,
But China still would not recognize Thai *Won* as legitimate.

Legitimate joke, Remember the first time you called 911 on your parents for a b**... reason?