Legit Jokes

22 legit jokes and hilarious legit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about legit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

We all need a good laugh now and then. Here we will show you where to find the most legit good jokes from valid suppliers so you can get your fix of authentic comedy.

Funniest Legit Short Jokes

Short legit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The legit humour may include short genuine jokes also.

  1. What has 2 hands but can't scratch itself? Clock.
    *Legit from my now 50 year old dad yesterday lol
  2. Why couldn't MC Hammer's team of lawyers get him off the hook? The charges were too legit to acquit.
  3. What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnel vision? All icy is you!
    I legit thought of this joke when i was like 10 and im so proud i remembered it.
  4. I watched a documentary on the hidden life of apple poachers I'm not sure if it's legit, but it shook me to my core.
  5. Hey Boss... - Hey Boss.
    - Yes?
    - I'm too legit to quit.
    - You certainly are!
    - *Resigns*
    - whyyyyyyyyyyyy
  6. I have 100% legit proof that masks don't do s**...! My wife went on a trip to her sister's.
    On the plane they made her wear a mask.
    Didn't do s**... - she got chlamydia anyway!
  7. I just had a Covid test... And I'm wondering if the doctor was legit.
    They're are supposed to put the swab in your b**... and then put it in your mouth to see if you have a sense of taste, right?

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Legit One Liners

Which legit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with legit? I can suggest the ones about authentic and good honest.

  1. Did you here about the anti-vaxer with legit scientific evidence? Yeah, me neither
  2. How can you tell if a sewing machine is trustworthy? If it seams legit
  3. The way to end up $1 Million using the stock market LEGIT invest 10 million into it
  4. Why are lines on the lgbt flag straight? Legit question
  5. Authorized, Bona Fide, Established... those are some Legit synonyms.
  6. A Legit Question Who called it Circumcision and not Snipping Tool?
  7. Why did MC Hammer go to jail? He was too legit to acquit.

Legit joke, Why did MC Hammer go to jail?

Uplifting Legit Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about legit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean legally jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make legit pranks.

I was dating this girl, who is crossed eyed. We eventually broke up because we didn't see eye to eye. But between you and me, I think she was seeing someone on the side.

This legit came out of my VP's mouth while at work. haha


Legalizing gay marriage and m**... at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be s**.... Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!

I own this legitimate hot drink.

It's my proper tea.

Legitimate question, what's that canine constellation called?


Today I decided to give up most of the internet and turned to Reddit for some positivity.

That's it. That's the joke.
[But legit Reddit is more positive than most of the rest of the internet. Despite our worst intentions.]

Legit joke, I watched a documentary on the hidden life of apple poachers