Legislators Jokes

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Funniest Legislators Short Jokes

Short legislators jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The legislators humour may include short jokes also.

  1. I'd make a joke about Article 13, but... *This post has been removed under breach of the EU Copyright Legislation.*
  2. So the EU just passed their internet censorship legislation... [Insert $0.05 tax to view joke here]
  3. Sticks and stones can break my bones But words can be made into legislation and ruin lives
  4. I am looking for two Chinese people to help me improve legislation for animals in Asia. That way, two wongs can make a right.
  5. Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers only as Roman numerals? Not on my watch!
  6. A new law will require all wine to be aged 18 months before commercial sale Failure to follow new legislation will be referred to as Statutory Grape
  7. What do you call a person who spends his/her free time trying to get legislators to support craft stores? A Hobby Lobby hobbyist lobbyist.
  8. w**... legalization in Cambodia is a slow process People still aren't ready to embrace any new m**... legislation, the last p**... pol killed millions.

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Legislators One Liners

Which legislators one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with legislators? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Who do you call a bee who writes legislation? A pollintician.
  2. Have you heard about the plastic bag ban? The new legislation is paper thin.
  3. Why is legislation never passed by horses? Large number of neigh votes.
  4. How do Marine Animals pass new Legislation? They ask the Seal of Approval.

Legislators Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about legislators you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make legislators pranks.

Midwestern joke I heard years ago...

State officials in Ohio are trying to pass legislation to change the name of the town, Mechanicsburg, to Engagement. When asked why, one official commented that it made clear sense because the town is halfway between Dayton and Marion.

The Missouri state legislature is considering a ban on female legislators' clothing that leaves their arms exposed

I never thought I'd see a Republican state trying to overturn the right to bare arms
(Yes, this is actually happening)

So, we've all seen Biden's pardon for m**... users, but we need Bipartisan legislation....

We need Bipartisan legislation for the use of medical m**... for arthritis patients.
Joint support for joint support for joint support.

There is nothing more permanent than a temperate solution , because putting something together in a logical manner is too much work. It's easier to just cobble something together and call it a day.

Legislation, roadwork, your soul-crushing loneliness...just to name a few.