Legion Jokes

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Explore the lighter side of the infamous Legion of Doom with a collection of humorous jokes inspired by the French Foreign Legion and other infantry regiments. From lighthearted tales of lieutenants to more rib-tickling farces, these legion jokes will entertain you.

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Comical Legion Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What is a good legion joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A company of the French Foreign Legion are lost in the desert...

The Captain assembles his men and says: "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is... we have run out of food and there is nothing to eat but sand. The good news is... there's plenty."

What do you call 6,000 soldiers slowly eating cheese?

Legion, wait for it, dairy.

Danny joined the French Foreign Legion to forget a girl.

Unfortunately, the girl he was trying to forget was Sandy.

The legionnaires

Two French legionnaires are walking through the desert, lost, when they happen across an oasis. One turns to the other and say "look! Zat tree 'as back on eet!" In excitement they run towards the tree but as they approach bullets start striking the ground around them. As they are running off the second turns to the first and says "zat was no bacon tree, zat was an 'am bush"

A legionnaire runs the The Emporer...

He runs into the room and yelled, The peasants are revolting! The emporer laughingly responds, Tell me something I don't know.

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