The Best 6 Legion Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Legion jokes. There are some legion historic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these legion army puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Legion Jokes and Puns

A company of the French Foreign Legion are lost in the desert...

The Captain assembles his men and says: "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is... we have run out of food and there is nothing to eat but sand. The good news is... there's plenty."

Danny joined the French Foreign Legion to forget a girl.

Unfortunately, the girl he was trying to forget was Sandy.

The legionnaires

Two French legionnaires are walking through the desert, lost, when they happen across an oasis. One turns to the other and say "look! Zat tree 'as back on eet!" In excitement they run towards the tree but as they approach bullets start striking the ground around them. As they are running off the second turns to the first and says "zat was no bacon tree, zat was an 'am bush"

A legionnaire runs the The Emporer...

He runs into the room and yelled, The peasants are revolting! The emporer laughingly responds, Tell me something I don't know.

- I joined the Foreign Legion because I wanted to forget.

- Forget what?
- I forgot.


Wby does France have a Foreign Legion?

They know their own people quite well.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the legion grandads jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working legion battalion piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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